NaNa

Story written by: madidi

Rating: M, later on… I'm supposedly going to write some steamy situations, happening between two men…

!!!SASUNARU!!! .. if someone wanted to know..

Summary: Uzumaki Naruto, 15, and Inuzuka Kiba, 17, are high school students and have been best friends since comprehensive school, having had both taken up the same hobby. Uchiha Sasuke, 27, is a successful businessman who owns many companies with his older brother Uchiha Itachi, 33. Haruno Sakura, 25, is a pitiful woman who has been in love with Uchiha Sasuke since they were little children and is now stuck in his house having had his children, who she has absolutely no feelings for and only wishes to get together with a not so rich and loving man. Uchiha Deidara, 29, formerly known as Kumo Deidara, is a young artistic man that happened to be in the right place at the right time, when Uchiha Itachi, his present-day husband lost his wife-to-be and was left to take care of their shared child. Hyuga Neji, 28, is the best friend of Uchiha Sasuke and is in love with a high school student. Hyuga Hinata, 20, is the younger cousin of Hyuga Neji and often takes care of the Uchiha children since she loves children but has not yet found the right man to have babies with. Uchiha Ippitsu (=a few lines, stroke of pen), 12, is the son of Uchiha Itachi and Hiromu Kagaya (deceased at the age of 20, giving birth to Uchiha Ippitsu) (kagayaku = to shine, to glitter, to sparkle) and adopted son to Uchiha Deidara. Uchiha Shisui, 5, the first-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. Uchiha Shisui (deceased at the age of 15) the best friend and cousin to Uchiha Itachi, later turned to be his first love and even the first sexual attraction, after his death Uchiha Itachi met Hiromu Kagaya who tried to cheer him up when he was crying over his love's death, gave his name to Uchiha Sasuke's first son. Uchiha Chidori, 5, the twin sister of Uchiha Shisui, the daughter of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, gave her name to her father's most popular cloth-collection for women. Uchiha Sato, 1-year-and-9-months-old, the second-born son of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, the younger brother to Uchiha Shisui and Chidori.

The summer break is coming and all the schools are free for almost three months. Uchiha Itachi and Deidara, recently married, are going on a honeymoon that had been delayed for business reasons, and leave their son to the care of the younger Uchiha brother. Oh the Uchiha children have caused trouble again? The nanny left again? Well then it's seems that the Uchiha estate needs a new nanny! Don't worry our own little Mary Poppins addict is here!

This is my version of Mary Poppins (Disney, 1964), done with the help of the Naruto (Masashi Kishimoto)characters. It may not be very similar to the actual movie… *hmm.. *

Disclaimer: Uhm… I really don't own them as you can see above… Mary Poppins belongs to Disney… And… uhmm… Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto-sama(Hey! Who does he belong to exactly??!! ) A-aah… sorry I mean: Naruto belongs to Sasuke… and uuhm… Sasuke and everyone else belong to Masashi Kishimoto (psst… That means that Naruto also belongs to him…).

IF I really owned 'Naruto' as the series… I don't think that it would be, meant more for the male population than the women… since it's common-knowledge that YAOI (YAmete! Oshiri ga Itai! = Stop! My butt hurts!) is more interesting in women's opinion… hmm… Why is that..?

NaNa – Nanny Naruto – Namikaze Naruto
Chapter 2. – I still want you

"Whooah!! Man slow down!! Okay?!" Was heard resounding throughout the whole neighbourhood, by a brunet who was returning home with his friend after a long and tiring day at a local high school, a school for the wise and the talented, Konoha Academy. However, the K. A. school wasn't like other schools near and in Konoha, the students and the teachers were actually allowed to wear their casual clothes to school, no uniforms or suits were required.
"You really mean to tell me that you picked those paper bits from the ground and that they fell from the sky." The brunet said highlighting the last three words mockingly, crinkling his face in exhaustion so that the red upside-down triangles on his cheeks looked really long and weird.
"YEEAH!! Just like in MARY POPPINS!!" The brunet's blond friend screamed enthusiastically, righting the orange hat on top of his head, a habit that had started right after buying the hat.
The brunet rolled his eyes at hearing the blond say the name of his obsession once again. He turned to look at the blond and saw him grinning stupidly but still cutely, quite foxily. The foxiness of his friend's was made even more visible by the three scars on each of his cheeks, lined up like whiskers on cartoon animals.
"Naruto, please. Please don't ever say that name again. Okay?" The brunet said pleadingly. The blond, now known as Naruto, looked shocked and turned his head to his friend, scarcely avoiding getting a whiplash.
"Kiba! How can you even say something like that?! Mary Poppins is on par with RAMEN!! Ramen Kiba! And if something is on par with ramen then that something is quite as amazing as ramen! So you can't say things like that when the talk is about POPPINS!!" Naruto screeched on the top of his lungs, looking like some kicked puppy. At seeing the cute puppy pout on his friend's face the brunet, now known as Kiba, was about to apologise but caught himself when Naruto's pout turned into a cheery grin and his sky-blue eyes twinkled happily.
"But Kibaa~... Don't you see thaat~ it's a joolly hooliday with Maary, Maary makes yoour heaart soo liight~ When the day is gray and ordinaary, Maary makes the sun shine briight!~" Naruto sung while dancing around his friend who looked terrified. Then Naruto took Kiba's hands in his owns and smiled gently at him.
"You should try to understand that too Kiba. You should understand..." Naruto said his smile becoming a tiny bit sad. Kiba looked at their hands and then back at Naruto.
"Yeah... I understand that Naru..." He said quietly and they stood there for a moment just looking at each other and smiling sadly.
"Buut... That doesn't mean that you should always sing it aloud so that the whole world hears you, baka." Kiba said and smirked playfully at his blond friend.
"Kibaa!! I'm not stupid!!" Naruto yelled after his already escaping friend and started off after him, both laughing.

"Uchiha-san, it's Haruno-san. Do you want me to connect her?" Came from the young businessman's office phone's speaker and the said businessman's left brow twitched. He pressed the butten to speak to his secretary and answered her
"Hn." Then he heard the line go on and Haruno Sakura's voice came booming from the speaker. How he hated her voice.
"Hello Sasuke-kun. I just decided to call you in your office phone, since your mobile must have been on mute, you didn't answer me..." 'Hah. No that's not exactly what happened Haruno. I just happen to have given you a ring-tone of your own to be able to avoid answering your calls.' Since Sakura clearly was awaiting for some kind of an answer from him, he decided to humour her once. And so he answerer her politely
"Hn." There was a long sigh heard from the other end of the line.
"Well dear, I was just calling you tell you that Ino invited me to go out with her, so I won't be home when you come home..." She was waiting for an answer again, she always was.
"Hn." And the line went dead.

Uzumaki Naruto was walking home after a long and tiring day at the local ramen restaurant.

The Ichiraku's ramen used to be just a small stall, owned by Ichiraku Teuchi and Amane, who was old man Ichiraku's daughter. When Naruto happened to one day, about eight years ago, when he was only seven, find the ramen stall, he had been hit by an amazing aroma. He had read the text above the stall, written on a white cloth with red paint, and realized that he had never tasted this ramen before. So he had went inside and ordered one miso ramen. At that time he didn't really care which flavour he should take since he didn't really even know what kind of food this ramen was. Teuchi-san had asked him whether he wanted naruto in his ramen or not. Heh. That still made him laugh. The young Naruto had stared at the man and had been only able to give a slight nod as a sign of his consent. When he had finally gotten his bowl of ramen, he had stared at it in amazement and raised his hand shyly, just like in school. Amane-san had looked at him funny and given him a permission to speak. Heh. He had quietly asked, which one of the things in the bowl, exactly, was this naruto. Teuchi-san and Amane-san had looked at him a bit surprised, did the boy not know what naruto was? And answered him by pointing at the flower looking, white thing that had a red swirl in the middle of it, floating in the broth. Naruto had smiled at the thing brightly and then turned to the two owners and chirped happily: WE HAVE THA SAME NAME, HIM AND I!! Then he had grinned even wider at the two standing on the other side of the counter that he was sitting at, and asked: Do you think that he would become my friend? The other two had been startled and looked at the child apologetically (Thank you for my darling Reficular for telling me how to spell this. ^^"). Then Amane-san had taken something out of her pocket and outstretched her hand towards him. Naruto had stared at the thing in her hand and then gazed at her questioningly, cocking his head to his left side, lookin like a little lost kitsune. Amane-san had smiled at him reassuringly and told him that he could not be friends with the narutos in the ramen but these narutos were willing to be his friends, taking his hand off of the counter into her own hand and pressing the thing into the said hand. Then she had let go of Naruto's hand and smiled at his father as they both had looked at the boy, gazing at the thing in his hand dreamily. There in his hand sat a beautiful hairpin, the size of two matchboxes taped together. The hairpin had three slices of those white flowery things that had red swirls in the middle, laid out in a triangular-like shape. He was mesmerized by it. It had been the first thing that any one had ever given him and the second thing that he got was of course the bowl of ramen that he had ordered, Teuchi-san had said that it was on the house and smiled at the boy. Then Naruto had stared at the knot of noodles in the bowl and taken the chopsticks, from a jar full of them, into his hands. He had tasted the noodles soaked into the broth and frankly said, it was love at first sight... or taste.

Now, however, the Ichiraku's was a successful restaurant chain, that had extended all over the country, and was owned by the Ichirakus and the Namikazes, who had made the extending possible by buying half of the stall's rights when it was going bankrupt. The main restaurant was still in Konoha and owned by the Ichirakus, but it was indeed a real restaurant now. Naruto had been asked to help Teuchi-san and Amane-san with the renovation at the building and had in fact ended up to be the designer of the whole furnishing and all. When the restaurant had been opened, Naruto had gotten a job as the chef's assistant, taster and a waiter, as he had helped at the old stall whenever possible since the time he first tasted the wonder of ramen. And so he was still working at the Ichiraku's with the people that he considered his family and who considered him as their family member too.

Naruto sighed happily and smiled a bit as he saw the row house, which he lived in, in his field of vision. He ran the rest of the way and stopped at the last door, nearest to the woods on the side. He got his keys out of his pocket and quickly unlocked the door to his apartment. He stepped inside and locked the door behind him. After that he took off his black suit jacket, which was supposed to look manly, but on him still managed to look more girly than anything, and hung it in a rack. The salesperson had told him that it was no helping it, it was the manliest jacket in sale and he just had so feminine curves that he could not look any manlier. After that he heard the guy mutter to himself: I actually thought that he was some hot babe, when he first stepped in. Well let's just say that the Uzumaki boy was quite red in his face after that, which wasn't helped by the fact that he actually had a natural hue of red on his cheeks all the time. Yes the ladies at the shops and, well simply put everywhere where he went, had always started to talk to him with the baby-voice, when he was a little kid, calling him rosy-cheeked, and pinching said cheeks. Well of course they still did that sometimes, if they didn't exactly know who he was, but thank God they left the baby-voice untouched nowadays.

He then placed his orange gentleman hat onto his hat rack and kicked his shoes off his feet then he snapped his fingers and suddenly his shoes were neatly in the row of shoes by the closet where he had all his outdoors clothes. He started whistling a melody as he walked into his kitchen. He took the paper pieces he had found earlier that day, on the medium-sized kitchen table made of silvery metal and glass. He then went to the red cupboards in the room and retrieved a packet of instant ramen, which indeed had Ichiraku's ramen written on it, of course he wouldn't eat any other ramen vendor's ramen, that's why he had suggested that Ichiraku's be made for sale as well and so the Namikazes had done just that, after they had had a meeting with the Ichirakus in Kiri, where the Namikazes resided. Naruto, himself, had never met the Namikazes but he remembers that after the first time the Ichirakus had met with the Namikaze family, they had both looked at him funnily and maybe... suspiciously? Naruto wasn't sure but it seemed that something was going on with the Namikazes and it seemed that he was somehow involved in it. He let go of the thought for the time being and poured water into his teapot and placed it onto the heater, adjusting it on full heat and making sure that the pot would whistle when the water was boiled. He sat at the table, on a chair, which's profile looked like the letter S, made of silvery metal and black leather, and looked at the paper pieces he had laid on the table. The blond started to put the pieces together like a puzzle, checking that every piece fit in it's place. When he had assembled all the pieces he got up and left the kitchen, soon he returned to the kitchen with a roll of tape in a plastic tape case, orange, of course. After taping all the pieces together, into an arc of paper he started looking through the text.
"Wanted a nanny for the four adorable children that is us." He read aloud the first sentence and his blue eyes enlarged a bit. Was this some kind of an announcement?
"If you want this position," he continued reading aloud.
"you have to be cheery and you have to have rosy cheeks!!" Here Naruto chuckled. He could almost imagine the children writing this. How sweet of them.
"You have to play games and be kind and witty and sweet and pretty!!" He chuckled even more. He could almost depict their ages or the age class at least.
"You take us to parks and stuff and also sing and give candy!!" Naruto grinned widely and continued reading
"You should not be angry at us nor cruel." Naruto stared at the words, it was clear that one of the children was somewhat older than the other three.
"You should be able to love as sons and a daughter." Naruto smiled sweetly at this.
"Or brothers and a sister! And don't be a drunk!!" He guffawed here and was only able to continue reading after a few minutes of laughing.
"If you can be all this to us and won't force us too much, then we won't give you a reason to hate us."
"Or resign from your job!!"
"We won't hide your glasses to prevent you from seeing, nor will we put something disgusting in your bed, nor mix something weird in your drinks."
"Hurry nanny! Sincerely: twins: Uchiha Chidori and Shisui, litlle brother: Uchiha Sato, and of course, cousin: Uchiha Ippitsu!!" Naruto smiled brightly at the letter and took in the address, at the bottom of the paper.
"It quite seems like I shall have a summer job for this summer..." He said vacantly, seeing as the address was in Konoha and that it was in fact the house that he had passed by earlier that day, he was able to go there and he had the time too, as the summer break was going to start tomorrow, they just had to go pick up their certifications at school and then they would be free. Naruto heard the teapot whistling and realized that it had probably been doing that for some time already so he got up and turned the stove off. Then he poured the steaming water into the Ichiraku's instant ramen cup and proceeded to wait for the agonizing three minutes that the noodles took to boil.

Uchiha Sasuke looked at his common-law wife, sleeping next to him in their king-sized double bed, and got up. He walked to the door and was about to step out the room when he heard shuffling coming from the bed.
"Sasukeee... kuuun..." Sakura mumbled sleepily, rubbing her eyes to get rid of the tired feeling in her eyes, she had been partying with Ino the whole evening again and had danced so much that her feet had started to hurt. Frankly said, she was so damn tired right now and still her bastard of a common-law husband had to wake her up. 'Tch. Asshole.'
"Where are you going dear?" She asked sweetly, keeping her act intact. Sasuke turned to look at her and scowled slightly. How late had she come home again? He had been asleep at that time already, of that he was sure.
"Hn." He answered and stepped out of the room, closing the door after him. He had a problem to take care of. A biig problem. And his whore of a "girlfriend" could not do anything to help him. 'Only he could...' Uchiha Sasuke felt his previously half-erect cock become fully erect only at the mention of his being and so he marched into the bathroom on the first floor of the building, there he could make any noise he wanted. Not that Uchihas make noises while jerking off.

END OF CH.2

OMG! I actually wrote more of this… O_O