Now it's turn for Cloud's POV

Prologue 2: Cloud's unrequited love

Hi. My name is Cloud Strife. I'm the best man you can ever find in Donutville High. But strangely, the girl I love doesn't seem to realize that I exist. She, Tifa Lockheart, is an astoundingly gorgeous being. Her eyes are reddish brown, how hot is that? Her eye brows doesn't need constant care like the rest of the pathetic female species. What's more? Her lips… ahem. Her, beautiful sweet cherry lips… damn, shit I might just get a hard-on from this.

SHE, my comrades, is the rumoured perfect woman! Me, the captain of the basketball team, who has won more championships for my team than the country host matches for basketball, will win her heart.

I share a secret with her. I know she reaches school after the bell rings. Shhhhh. No one else must know. It's my secret with her.

At first, I thought she was in love with me. She always looked at my direction with tear-filled eyes. So, after 3 months of my first year, I decided to pay more attention to her. That's when I finally realized how dreamy she was. With E cup bombers, devilish thin waist, and a bottom that definitely will give birth well, she is every man's fantasy. But that was not all. She won the elections to be the student council president with 75% of the school's votes (considering the male majority). She always has a mysterious air around her. She must be a pure and well-mannered girl, the way she walks, the way she smiles to her friends (who does not belong to my range of vision), just shows her exaltedness.

Before I realized, I've been looking at her. I couldn't pull my vision from her… How she walks to school, and on rare occasion, I catch a glimpse of dried coffee by her lips. My beautiful goddess! If she was in love with me…

That's when I realized her vision towards me was always 23 degrees off from my face. And 23 degrees beside me is, well, Yazoo.

YAZOO! My childhood friend. Bro, you… you…. AHHHH. What should I do? For a moment there, when reality struck, I was thrown out of the planet and into the cosmos where meteors hit me one by one.

This great me, who had been confessed to by no less than 50 girls since entering Donutville High, does not even exist in her vision!

SOMEHOW, I WILL MAKE HER REALISE THAT I DO EXIST ON THIS PLANET!

JUST YOU WAIT, TIFA LOCKHEART! AKA My looooooooove~