It was a big poopie full of Ring Pops®.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"I've never seen something more vial, more hideous, more insaiyan..."
Vegeta seemed to slow down with each phrase he threw out.
WHAT IS THIS? There's no way. NO WAY I'm attracted to that POOP, on his ass!
"Oh. I see you've found my secret weapon." Goku's tone was dark.
"That's a shame. Now I'll have to prove to you once and for all that I am sanitary!"
Vegeta broke out of shock.
"You're DISGUSTING! Nothing you could ever do would prove to me that you aren't vulgar filth!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111111111! " Goku howled
"KAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEE" Goku began.
"WHAT!? It's just like my garlic gun! It's time that I put and end to that an hero!"
Vegeta pulled out a bottle of Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer.
DIE YOU!
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AN: Fuck Purell. I poop with my hands on my hands!