A/N: Ok so this is my first time writing something and posting it. EVER. So please put up with me. ;) If you've got any constructive criticism I wanna hear it. And also, I apologize ahead of time because since this is not my story, I will most likely get a lot of details mixed up and then have to go back and put in lengthy A/N's to explain…yeah…life's complicated. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy!

MAX POV

Oh great...You haven't seen one of your best friends for about two years and the first thing they want to do is TALK, like legit talk. Oh great, here we go, I thought. I have no clue why, but this really set me off. Just cuz ya know? I have this like 6th sense where I know when something bad is about to happen...I guess it just comes with the entire Maximum Martinez package huh? From the look on Iggy's face I was assumming it had to do with the breakup between me and Fang and getting us back together. Hahaha well too bad for him because it wasn't gonna happen! I may write songs about him and his smile might...just might... still make me swoon, but that doesn't mean I would be stupid enough to come back to THAT.

"What?" I snapped. I instantly regretted snapping the moment I saw the guilty look on his face.

"Uh...how do I tell you the truth without you castrating me?" he laughed sheepishly. He took a deep breath, "Ok here goes."

"Get on with it!" I was seriously getting tired of waiting.

"Max, that night at the party when Fang made out with Maya...i-it wasn't h-his fault. It was mine. I was the one who forced him to go to that party because I thought he needed to loosen up. Hehehe he loosened up alright...a bit TOO much. The point is I was the one that force him to go against his will…oknowyoucankillmejusttellAnnathatshewasmyoneandonl ylove! " Iggy quickly rushed out.

He was now curled up in the fighting position called the armadillo. A defensive position that I had taught him that protected all vital organs. It took all of my self control to not burst out laughing right there...but then my brain processed his words...That boy did the smart thing going into the armadillo position.

"YOU WHAT? SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?" I boomed. Iggy seemed to cringed at the last two words. He peeked his head out, hope in his eyes.

"So… since you're mad at me now...Does that mean you will forgive Fang and get back with him?" Iggy asked oh so hopefully. Again, it took all my will power not to punch his lights out.

"No. IT. DOESN'T." I ground out. "I am going to make the both of you pay...dearly. Now GET OUT!" And with that he scurried out of my room like his life depended on it...and it did. I smirked to myself I've still got it. Now, for the fun part, I get to plan Iggy and Fang's demise! I would need help of course...

"Oh giii-rrrllllsss...I need your devious minds to assist me in my mission!"

Let the plotting begin.

Reviews are appreciated as always guys! Thanks!

~An