This chapter is dedicated to the Cimorelli family. I like to ride horses!

It's also dedicated to Cody Waters. *Cries quietly* Look him up on Google.

DELANEY

"I should put you two on Cute Win Fail." Dad said from the front seat. "Double YouTube star lovebirds WIN!"

My face blushed scarlet. "Dad!" I giggled. "Shut up!"

I looked at William, whose cheeks were also red, and saw he was trying not to smile.

William and I weren't, like, together. Dad just likes to tease me. We hang around with each other so much because him and my friend Danni (who was currently in a mental hospital for cutting and couldn't come with us) were the only ones who believe that I would be a rock star.

I pulled out my makeup bed and compact mirror and started painting eyeliner over my eyes.

William looked at me. "I thought you hated wearing makeup."

"I do."

Then he saw the green eyeshadow I was pulling out.

"Creeper makeup?"

"Yep."

He turned back to his computer. "Talking to Danni?" I asked him.

"Yeah. Skype. Come here."

I unbuckled my seatbelt, slid over onto the middle seat, and buckled that seatbelt, just as Dannii's face popped up.

"Hi!" Danni waved. Her wrist had a giant band-aid on it.

William was exited to see his girlfriend again.

"Hey, Delaney, check my YouTube channel. I put something up there for you."

"Okay." William and I said at the same time.

"I gotta take some tests, okay? Love you, William. Bye Delaney!"

"Love you, too. Bye!"

"Bye Danni! I'll bring you back a creeper hat!"

"Bye, Danni!" Dad shouted from up front.

And with that she logged off.

"YouTube channel?" I asked. William shrugged and opened the web browser on his Mac.

I yelped in Delight when I heard Danni strum the beginning of the song.

Every day she wakes up

To the crunch of the guitar

As she brushes her teeth

She sings a song to the beat

of her hea-ea-eart

When she imagines her name

In lights

It gives her such a rush

As she belts out a song

Into her hairbru-u-ush

Ooh ooh

She knows

Ooh ooh

She's got along way to go

Delaney, Delaney

Wants to be a rock star

She knows

She is gonna go far

Hey, hey, Delaney

Keep the faith

I know one day

You'll be a rock star

You'll be a rock star

She's always writing songs

Some people laugh and

Some just sing along

They tell her she's crazy

But she knows that she can

Make it anyway

Ooh,

Ooh,

She believes

Ooh, ooh,

She's gonna get her dreams

Delaney, Delaney

Wants to be a rock star

She knows

She is gonna go far

Hey, hey, Delaney

Keep the faith

I know one day

You'll be a rock star

And even though it's hard

She's never gonna stao

Ahe's gonna be a star

She's gonna be a star

She's gonna be a star

One day she's not at school

People wonder where she's gone

Until they turn the radio on

And hear

Delaney, Delaney

Singing like a rock star

She always know that she would go far

Hey, hey Delaney

Kept the faith

And now today she is a rock star

She always knew that she would go far

Hey, hey Delaney

Kept the faith

And now today she is a rock star!

She is a rock star

She is a rock star!

"Dedicated to my best friend Delaney! Check out her channel, DelaneyRocksHamsters! Bye!" Danni concluded.

A couple things I would like to say:

This is a spinoff of my other story

If you read my other story, you would know that Danni is sort of… taking over my life. Now, she's like my alter ego. Help. Me.

Shutup!

No, its my story!

Emmy, don't make me-

Danni! SHUT THE F**K UP!

Whatever.

As you can see, I'm kinda at war with myself. Er… Danni. Whatever, We're the same person, basically.

We are not!

DANNI, STOP BEING A F**KING B*TCH!

Yeah. I'm nuts.