Grumpy: I think you should practice a little bit, make sure we all actually know what's going on.
Emma:I don't know. All of Emma's character development has to be spontaneous.
Killian: It's okay love, no one will see these first attempts.
Emma: Attempts? How hard do you think it is for me to actually open up and be slightly vulnerable?
The fandom: *silence*
Charming: Don't worry, using my new Dad skills, I'll be right here catching the whole thing on camcorder. Or is an iPhone more hip?
Emma: O_O
Killian: Uh, Emma, what was that? Besides an oddly adorable expression of surprise/disbelief?
Emma: Okay, let's just get this over with. Ready everyone?
Charming: Yup. Just hang on, I need to find the video option. Oooh, look, pictures of Mary Margaret and baby Neal! Look guys, aren't they adorable?
Emma: Just get over yourself.
Charming: That wasn't very nice. At this rate, Grumpy will never get to enter.
Killian: Well, I'd rather enjoy that.
Grumpy: Hey, you got a problem buddy? (I'm not really offended, I'm just supposed to be)
Killian: No, but it would be nice to not work on a drama for once...you know, actually enjoy the peace and quiet. I know! Swan, let's run off on the Jolly Roger and live peacefully for a little while.
Emma: Killian, we can't. We need to get paid for being harrassed on the show and-
Killian: Start a new show. "Captain Swan"
CS shippers: *screaming* Yes please! #bbies #true love #offensively attractive men being offensively attractive #my life will end
Grumpy: Dude, you don't have the Jolly Roger
Fandom: *crying*
Killian: :((((((((((((((((
Emma: Dear-love-my pirate-babe, that's not how those work
Killian: *ridiculously beaming through slight tears* Most wondrous Swan, love of my live, darling lass, that's not how those work either. Of course it doesn't make me ridiculously happy. Nope, not at all.

Charming: I think you guys broke the internet again.
Emma: Well that's because GRUMPY missed his cue. You're supposed to come in right BEFORE we have significant character development.
Grumpy: I give up. Do you think Granny's has been cooking bacon over the hiatus... Because I never know if you're going to hit him or kiss him.
Killian: Me neither.
Grumpy: *Grumbles* There better be bacon...or this town really will be under attack...
Emma: Maybe we really should start a new show. Captain Swan sounds great. The Adventures of Captain Emma Swan and her first mate Baelfire on their epic voyage from New York back to Maine after commandeering Captain Hook's precious boat-
Killian: *grumbles* ship... Wait, I'm sorry did you say something else... I was distracted by your lips moving.
Emma: You know what Killian. I scratched it too.
Killian: You did not!
Emma: While parking, and you didn't even notice :P
Killian: *sigh* you don't park a ship, Swan.
Charming: You don't anyway... Because you don't have a ship.
Killian: *Puppy pirate eyes*
Charming: *Punches Killian*
Killian: What was that for !?
Charming: Sorry, mate, I just can't have you breaking the internet again before I upload this video of Emma saying 'my pirate baby.'
Captain Charming shippers: Did you hear that. Charming called him mate with only a little sarcasm... best BrOTP ever!
Emma: You wouldn't dare.
Charming: I have so much embarrassing you to catch up on, Emma, this is only the beginning.
Emma: Wasn't tacos bad enough?
Charming: mmm... I love tacos.
Emma: Ew... Well perhaps Killian and I are going to go make tacos
CS shippers: ...
Killian: What are tacos?
Emma: ...

Belle: Tacos are a type of food. They generally consist of some sort of meat, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. Here, you can read this book about it. *leaves*
Rumbelle shippers: ? ...at least she's leaving to be with Rumple...right?
Killian: now that I think about it, we haven't had an eating scene yet. Does Granny's serve tacos?
Charming and Emma: *choking*
Killian: Oh no, you're quite right, we should start with the dashing rescue scene to build up an appetite. Where are your keys, mate? I need to gallantly run your truck into two mailboxes, three trees, one stop sign, and 1/2 of a pedestrian all while begging Emma to not die on the way to the hospital.
Charming: It's ...possible I gave my keys to Henry. You know, because I'm so cool.
Emma: How about we don't? Although... that would give Regina a reason to get in a fist-fight with me.
Regina: Finally, someone is making some sense. I volunteer that the 1/2 of a pedestrian who is hit be Marian...also I didn't say that.
Charming: I am so keeping this recording to play back in all of your faces at really bad intervals to add to the drama.
Regina: *throws fireball at camera* Sorry, I've got one of those scripted every other episode.
Killian: *stomach growls* Oy, love, I think I have become quite famished by all this talk of adventure. Can we please find some sustenance, I'm willing to try these tacos.
The fandom: *held breath*
Charming: O_O
Regina: I was planning on making lasagna, because that is the only thing I can ever make even though it apparently isn't that great, be we can do tacos instead. As long as you bring Henry (who conveniently won't be at school anymore).
Emma: Hey, whoa, if you want tacos, get your own pirate.
Regina: I could use this opportunity to remind you that I'm extremely angry that you ruined my happiness... or I will show character development and not burn you to a crisp for inadvertently bringing up the fact that my outlaw is with his wife.
Robin: *hiding in a basement* What is my life?
Killian: Swan, am I missing something? Is this 'taco' some sort of ritual? Like a toast?
Charming: I'm too busy laughing at you all to pull the offended dad card right now. Hey, let's go play poker, we need to have a guys night.
Killian: No, I want my tacos. Now!
Emma: Whoa, don't go asking for things you don't know about, even if you're an adorable lost pirate whom-I-kinda-sort-of-love-very-much-but-will-only-acknowledge-it-in-brief-spurts-of-passionate-affection.
Charming: O_o
Regina: Well, I'll go eat my tacos by myself, since Graham is dead and Charming here turned me down flat in a very awkward episode for everyone involved.
Killian: it was awkward for me and I wasn't even there. *puppy dog eyes* c'mon Swan.
Emma: heh, well... *eyes start wandering, #hot damn #stop licking your lips dummy*
Killian: Gotta evoke a sense of deja vu... *voice drops 8 octaves* Perhaps you're the one who couldn't handle it.
Emma: I'm pretty sure I'm about to prove you wrong
CS shippers: *screaming so loud we can't hear the music* *dancing in front of the TV so we miss the scene in which they may or may not have actually kissed*
Grumpy: Guys, we're being attacked!
Killian:Bloody hell mate. You have bloody terrible bloody timing. Bugger off. *death glare of attractiveness*
CS shippers: *dead*
Emma: *giggles*
CS shippers: *dead*
Charming: *pointedly checking phone*
Grumpy: Hey, I did what you asked. You said to come at the precise moment when it would shatter all those happy illusions made by those fans out there. And this show is on ABC, so I thought it would be great to interrupt and remind you that we're not HBO. *deep breath* We're being attacked!

I'm glad you all enjoyed the giggles as much as we did.

Once again this has been a rambling inanity by Gusenitsa and Pascale d'Artagne.