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From the diary of Dudley Dursley:
Dear Diary,
Birthday today. So excited! I hope I get the new gaming system. X-box 360 here I come! But if I don't get as many presents as last year I will scream. I hear the filthy Potter boy is coming with us. Can you believe that? It's MY party! Not his! I should get to go to the zoo without him! I hear mother calling! Bye!
Signed,
Dudley Dursley
What a video camera reported at the Zoo of London, in the reptile house:
Dudley Dursley: Stupid snake! Father! Tell the snake to dance!
Vernon Dursley: Inconceivable!
Dudley Dursley: What is this? The Princess Bride?
Petunia Dursley: Why don't we move on to somewhere else?
Dudley, Petunia, and Vernon Dursley exit.
Harry Potter: Sigh. I'm so tired of them. I feel trapped. Ugh! Like that snake.
Snake hisses.
Harry Potter: A combination of hisses and screeches. Many pauses while the snake replies. Almost appears to be speaking.
Dudley Dursley runs back in, followed by parents.
Dudley Dursley: It's a wake. Come on stupid snake! Come back.
Dudley tries to put hand on glass. The glass is gone. He falls in. Snake slithers out. He runs back but bumps head against glass. Glass has returned.
Petunia Dursley: Oh my poor Didikins!
A letter from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry to Harry Potter:
Dear Harry Potter,
You are invited to become a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. At 9:00 on September 2nd please show up at Platform 9 ¾. Please but all robes, hats, pets, a cauldron, a wand, and books you need to attend. There is a list attached for your convenience…
From the diary of Rubeus Hagrid:
Dear Diary,
I mat Harry Potter today. Almost eleven. Nice lad. Charmin' too. Can't wait for year to begin. We really hit it off. Turns out his Uncle and Aunt were keepin' him from readin' his letter and knowin' his heritage! Can you believe that. I helped him get his book and everything! Did you know that…