Clogged toilets, chemical spills, window cleaning—the list goes on for miles.
How the government ever convinced me to take this job, I'll never figure out. Maybe it was the large sum of money that I recently found out I can't spend, or maybe it was the mere prospect of traveling to an entirely different galaxy. My buds back at the diner on 5th street thought I was crazy when I told them I believed life existed on other planets. Ha! If only they could see me now…
You remember that one time when some parts of the city flooded? Guess who mopped it up.
Me.
Remember that time way back when a Puddle Jumper scuffed the floor in the gate room? Guess who fixed it.
Me.
You know that huge glass mess in the gate room after we barely escaped the Replicator beam? Guess who cleaned it up.
Me.
Correct!
I'm Buzz Holland, head janitor and custodian of Atlantis.