A:N/ Sorry this is late. I would like to thank those who have reviewed already. I hope you like this.

Disclaimer: Dont own this song by charlotte church called moodswings. Dont think down upon it just because she sings it. I actually haven't heard the song but I liked the lyrics for Roxas so here it goes. More random Dr Axel insanity. Again give me a buzz and lemme know what you think.

Roxas looked over to the doorway where he heard a pen scratching against paper.

"Uh can I help you?" he asked the petit female brunet who stood in the doorway, her glasses sliding down her nose. She looked up and smiled sweetly at the young boy. Roxas smiled back, 'this is the best he could do? I could woo her into diagnosing me sane in five seconds.' Oh, don't you just hate it when looks can be deceiving.

"Mr Jackob, I am going your shrink please call me Tifa. Let's talk."

"Um it's actually Jacobs."

She stopped smiling and proceeded to write a note on the paper

"Uh what are you doing?"

She looked up at him through her glasses and wrote another note on her clipboard.

"Come on you can't be serious, writing everything I say down. It's not like my every moment and words are dictated by some neurological impulse disorder. I am perfectly normal."

She sat up, pushed her glasses up back on her nose with the edge of her pencil and started to write again. Roxas sighed in frustration, he always hated shrinks. They always thought there was something wrong with him, always trying to fix something that wasn't broken only to end up breaking something else. Never actually listening to what he said, or even analysing it. That's why he had no faith in the human race; everyone he met had to be told what was going on. They never used common sense or instinct to figure out for themselves what was happening out around them. His sister, Namine thought that, that was why he was still single. Roxas was always looking for someone who knew his every move and mannerism down to the beat. So that they could tell how he was feeling and treat him the way he wanted to be treated without having to spell it out. Namine told him he was high maintenance. Yeah well, some people had that hogging the covers thing, or the toilet seat thing. This was Roxas's must have for a partner. Roxas didn't think he was high maintenance, he just thought that he had high expectations of humans. It wasn't his fault they weren't good enough.

Don't get him wrong, everyone is unique and special (1) he had no qualms with anyone, as long as they weren't trying to get in his pants. Or if they were trying to beat him in a case, that was a big green light for Roxas to obliterate them. The shrink was still writing when Roxas saw Dr Rivers appear in his doorway. He leant against the frame arms crossed that same smirk upon his face as usual. Roxas frowned and looked at the shrink who coincidentally was studying him curiously.

"Mr Jacobs, am I correct in pronunciation now?" Tifa snipped

Roxas lifted an eyebrow and nodded.

"I believe that you have the capabilities to become a danger to yourself and those around you due to your retention problem."

"What retention problem?"

It was Tifa's turn to lift an eyelid towards Roxas.

"Mr Jacobs if I were to tell you that it would defeat the purpose of the regime I'm putting you on as of now. You are making great progress already after all denial is the first step."

"What? You cannot be serious. A danger how can I be a danger." Roxas's voice rose as he neared the end of that sentence.

"Please Mr Jacobs calm down, or I will have to ask Dr Rivers to prescribe you a sedative."

"What? I am not insane. The people who gave you a licence to practise medicine no, physiatry are clinically insane. They must be using their influence in the health organisation to keep their jobs. What are you doing?"

Roxas looked up as Dr Rivers walked over to him syringe in hand.

"No! Stop, Help!"

Roxas froze when he heard Dr Rivers voice dangerously low and dangerously close to his ear, it was dangerously sexy. "To bad you didn't tell me about the car crash, this could have been avoided. Now it's time to die."

"WHAT!!!! WHAT!! WAIT!! OKAY, OKAY I GIVE."

"You swear,"

Roxas cut him off spit flying from his mouth when he snapped.

"No shit."

"You swear on your life."

"Yes, put the needle away already."

Axel stood up and smirked. "Thanks nurse."

Tifa smiled pulling the glasses off her face and giving Axel a flirtatious look as she tossed her hair. "Anytime Axel."

Roxas was puffing from his fright and his eyes flickered between the two. He lowered his head and closed his eyes in silent frustration. Oh how I pity the next person to make him speak. Axel swayed over looking pleased with himself "Let's talk."

"Is the syringe real?"

"Yes."

"You were planning to stab me with a real syringe."

"Yes"

Roxas's body tensed as Axel continued to speak. "But it only has water in it." As to emphasise his point he squirted the syringe's contents into his mouth.

Now first of all I want to let you to know that I've been known for some minor
mood swings now and then

"So it was all a trick." The consonants came out harshly through Roxas's clenched teeth.

It all started back when people were doing me wrong

"Yeah, pretty much. I'm no force to be reckoned with." Axel smiled looking pretty content with himself.

And because of my position I would hold my tongue for then
Bad relationships and people I thought were friends
and people judging me

Before they get to know a thing

Roxas's body started to shake with frustration he clenched his fists on his beds sheets. Oh the bitch was gonna pay.

When you decide to step to me,
It shows me so clearly
You just want to see, see the other side of me
And you don't know what I'm going through
And you might think it's all about you
But it's everything I've been holding back
its just bad timing to come at me like that

Roxas tried to calm himself by saying that he was just an immature asshole. But the urge to teach him a lesson was far too powerful, Roxas wanted to get him. By god was he gonna get him.

I try to keep my cool, thus, that's what I try to do
But it's so hard dealing with people just like you
I try to walk away from situations that run
Into complications that make me loose control
If I give in to you then it's what you want me to do
And if I loose my cool then I'm only pleasing you
You know just how to push me,
My temperature is rising
Blood pressure is building, I'm about to loose control

Roxas looked up at Axel and smirked, he knew how he was gonna get the son of a bitch. He reached forward without warning and grabbed onto the stethoscopes around Dr Rivers neck and pulled hard.

I'm sorry, did I cross the line?
I tried to warn you away
Way ahead of time
I'm so frustrated I feel like I could cry
This could be the time
But I'm not going out like that

Dr Rivers opened his eyes surprised a very light pink blush crept across his cheeks as he melted into the blonde boys lips. Okay so it was illegal to kiss a patient, but he started it. Dr Rivers started to deepen the kiss when Roxas grabbed Axel's hands and placed them on his own arms. Taking this as encouragement Axel closed his eyes and started to enjoy the kiss when Roxas let go of Axels hands and started to fidget, he was shaking his body left and right Axel at first thought it was some form of seizure. How he'd wished it was. "What are you doing?"

"Ironic Dr Rivers I was just about to ask you the same thing."

The red headed Dr shot straight up from the bed and shot a glance at the blonde boy who had a woo-es-me look across his face and mischief in his eyes. Axel smirked inwardly, he'd been played. Damn, this kid was good he had to give him that.

"Chief how are you this fine evening."

"Come with me." She turned and strutted down the hallway her heels clicking along the way. Axel sighed and then snickered after a backwards glance at Roxas.

Point One Roxas Point One Axel; the scores are tied.