Drabble #2. Strange things happen when you're tired and it's called 'Ozai Hour." This one is quick, but fun nonetheless. Enjoy.
OZAI HOUR
The television was on. The volume was low, but it echoed in the silence of Katara's empty house.
"There is a time when we grow tired and can no longer pay attention," said a snappy news anchor named Ted. "At this time, strange things may happen. Shelves fall down, dishes break, and chaos ensues. For years scientists have been unable to explain these bizarre phenomena. Now, with break-through technology, we can begin to delve into the mysteries of what experts now call 'Ozai Hour.'"
Katara watched the news program rather sleepily. Her fatigue was unsurprising. She had been up since quarter to six that morning and now the digital clock below the screen read 11:33 pm.
"The things they'll put on TV," Katara muttered, but did not change the channel.
"First," continued Ted, "we will hear from the victims of Ozai. We have with us tonight, 'The Boulder' who, to preserve his privacy, has not given his real name. Mr. Boulder, tell us what happened to you during 'Ozai Hour.'"
"The Boulder was merely tired and watching TV. The Boulder fell asleep and when he woke up, his entire house was destroyed."
"We'll now show you some pictures of this terrible devastation."
Photographs of overturned tables and torched pink curtains filled the screen. 'Pink, huh?' Katara though sleepily. Shards of glass and ceramics were scattered across the room that had clearly been completely torn apart.
"It is now widely believed by the scientific community that the person responsible for this destruction is a certain Fire Lord Ozai. Police are working around the clock in an attempt to capture Ozai with little luck. If you have seen Ozai call this hotline, which will also be displayed at the bottom of you screen: 1-800-555-OZAI. Do not approach Fire Lord Ozai; he is highly dangerous. And if you are a victim of 'Ozai Hour' call your local police immediately. Now we go to Bob Loblaw for anti-Ozai tips."
"Thank you, Ted," said Bob. "Scientists have come up with these tips to help you avoid the tragedies of 'Ozai Hour.' First, fire proof your homes. Fire Lord Ozai likes flammable objects. Second, lock your doors. Simple? Yes, but effective. Third, try not to fall asleep in front of the TV. This is when Ozai will most likely strike. If you are tired, go to bed!
"Now insurance agencies are providing Ozai Insurance. Get it now before you fall victim to Ozai. Stay tuned for further stores of Ozai's victims."
Katara jerked awake as a loud commercial for cough medicine blasted on her speakers. "Damn newscasters put me to sleep," she muttered. She shut off the television and proceeded into the kitchen for a glass of water.
She stopped in her tracks. Food and broken jars were strewn across the floor. Cabinet doors hung limply form their hinges. All her dish towels were burnt to a crisp.
"CURSE YOU, FIRE LORD OZAI!"
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