Okey...second chapter...thanks for your support! makes me feel much more confident.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Deidara would be a girl and Haku would be a Sex Ed. Teacher. On with the story!
Chapter 2. (oh whatever, this is like the connecting chapter between 1 and 2...1 and a half. That's it!)
"Okay," Itachi said. "Deidara and me are going to the Fashion section. Where are all the rest of you going?"
"I'm gonna go to the Arts & Crafts section. I have to get some more paint for my puppets...I mean, poking out people's eyes is fun and all, but it gets really annoying when they get blood all over the puppets...and then I have to repaint them...so you know..."
"And I shall go to the section where they have those vases. I got this flyer just the other day that they were having a sale on angels' vases!"
"I'll be in Vons! In the MEAT SECTION! It's been far too long since I tasted the wonderful delectable juicily raw meat of COW!" (well, you know...) Zetsu clasped his hands together, drooling at the thought of all that meat...
"Eh...whatever. I'll just go with Hidan. Nothing I have to buy here anyway and I have to keep him outta trouble, because Kami knows that he might stab himself in the chest again! and lie down on the floor AGAIN! and bleed all over the damn floor...AGAIN!"
"Alright, so Danna is going to the Arts and Crafts section (I don't see why he can't just pound some damn flower petals together...), Itachi and me are going to the Fashion section (because this is a crisis and our fashion matters much more than the others can really see), Hidan and Kakuzu are gonna check out vases, (I hope Hidan gets his head stuck in one), and Zetsu's gonna go across the street to Vons, unn! (I hope he gets run over by a car.)
And so speaking, the Akatsuki members split up to go to the places where they wanted to go the most.