A/N Heya guys tanks for da reviews! :D I hope u futz enjoy it!

Chapter 2

I wuz so mad...that I was made! Y was zimm do things to Mary? I walk up to Mary while they do di do and I slapped her. She was special so she had no mark on her face. She punched me while Zim was on her and I gut a big bruise on my creek and it hurt like a bruise that hurt real bad.

"Zim iz mine u stupide bitch!" she said to me. And I got really sad becuz I liked Zim and Dib was ugly and big SKOOL, Zim acted like good person who didn't screech and play with Dib's. He instead played with Mary-Sue cuz he wuz perfect. I wuz planning on cutting myself when I gut home when a nerdo with blonde hairs and glasses ran into me.

"Oh sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to startle you! Here, let me pick these books up for you, if you don't mind." he says and he gather MAH books LIEK a CLUMPSY person. He then give me books.

"Thankz u" I told him because he wuz the nicest guy I've ever met. He's even nicer than the dip who I sat to lunch with. dip ish MAH new BESHT BUDDEH!

"Hey, I'm just curious, do you by any chance have brain damage? Because by the way your talking, and not that there's anything wrong with your speech, but it sounds quite...um...childish. Don't you think?"

"Oh, that's cuz I gotz readin problems and they puts meh in normal readin class. Imma very smart pupil. :D"

Da guy give me a WTF fece.

"Well," he beckons. "It is such a miracle that you can talk even though you have serious brain damage."

"LOLWUT? I said maj brain was normal"

"Oh, sorry. I must be referring to another friend of mine. My name's Wheatley by the way. Nice to meet you." he then gave his hand out to meh and shakes it reel good.

"Have u scene da other new girl?" I asks him.

"Oh, you mean the pretty blonde. Oh god, let me tell you, she is a gem. But I don't know why so many boys adore her. It's bloody insane! Oh, and let me tell you the worst part and you're never going to believe this. During lunch, she started having intercourse with that strange green kid! Right in the middle of the room. She's crazy I tell you!" I knows she wuz crazies. But why is he telling me thingys that I nose.

"You don't like her?" I ask

"Of course not! I'd have to be a bloody moron in order to fall for her!" That's when Mary-Su cameo out of nowhere. U know, LIEK how real OCs do. She heard us talkin bout her through her telepotential abilities cuz she's special.

"moar leik a mourn 4 NAT Fallon 4 me!" she says w angar ans rage! "OH MAH GOSH!" I explain. She haz talkin problems leik ME! :D

"I'm sorry, what?" Wheatley saids. "Did you just call me a mourn? If that's the case then no, I have not "mourned" over anyone's death. Unless, did someone close to me die? I know it wasn't my mother because I saw her this morning or her boyfriend because he's very healthy. Yes, I have very, very healthy parents, but what about my friends? Could it have been-"

"Nu. I meantz BORON!" Mary screech.

"Boron? No, I'm not the element, Boron. Do I even look like the element Boron to you? Is that what you're thinking because-"

"No!" I invent. "I thinks she said 'moron'"

"WHAT!" Wheatley shouts. "I AM NOT A MORON!" "yesh u r cuz u don't luv me cuz im special!" Mary says with better then everyoneness and pure awesumeness.

"No ur not! Ur a meanie cuz u took MAH Zimmerman and yoz fell on love w/ him so I can't be a Mary-Sue! U even took mah special nom!" I says to her and gotz so sad that I made a face that lock like dis. - :'(

"Well dats 2 bad. Errbodeh luvs me and hates u so just have 2 deal w dat. Well imma dun takin 2 u LOSERS so imma go and fuk all da other boiz waitin for me so BAI!" then she disappear and all da otters disappear too. Wheatley an I were veray sad and pressed. I wanted to goes home and listen to mug Anvil Tangerine music while silty my thigh cuz I fun wanna look leik MARY and cut muh wrists.

"Ah, don't listen to her. No one at school is even paying attention to her." Wheatley says 2 cheerlead me up but I dun leik cheerbeaterz.

"But erry1 luvz her!" I crys. He then put hand on my shoulder.

"I don't like her." he then smile as he help me up and takes me hom.