Steve didnt know why it was him. Always him. He didnt do anything wrong, but things always seemed to go bad for him. But were gettin ahead of ourselves lets go back to this morning
Steve was looking for his toaster (dont ask), he was pretty sure he had just seen it yesterday. He decided to go ask tony
"Hey Stark, have you seen my-"
Tony was sitting there frozen, an expression of horror on his faec. Next to him was the new girl he had heard about. She was err colorful to say the least.
"My parents died when i was little then i fell into the ocean and was raised by fishes, all was well until 'sob' my uncle fish died"
She started wailing. A that moment, Tony saw Steve standing there. He quickly got up
"Hey Ruby, this is Steve , why don't you go talk to him im sure you both have a lot in common"
He quickly left giving Steve an apologetic look. Ruby on the other hand ha got up close to hi
"O captain America, I understand you're pain so much, for I too was trapped in a block of ice for a while, when i lived with the fishes. Did you know im half mermaid"
Steve was going to kill Tony, and did her hair change color. yep he was seriously going to kill him