A/N: HII! i hoped u liked my first chapter. heres the second 1:
Chapter 2: RedBull
Credit to: xXFoxwhiskerXx
Firestar sat in the twoleg's house he had been sneakng into for the past three weeks. (he did this just to watch t.v.) He was watching some random commercial.
Redbull gives you wings!
The t.v. yelled at him.
"I will not let down my sister! I will become the greatest warrior of all! I will FLY!"
So, firestar ran to the market and stole 17 redbulls. "I will get seven teen pairs of wings now!"
He finished chugging the third to last redbull as he walked into camp.
"Firestar? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Squirrelflight yelled
"Getting WINGS!" Firestar said. :D
"With redbull? all that really does is get you suuuuuuper hyper!"
"Oh... well im not hyper now soo... I dont think it works on me." Firestar walked away, bummed. Squirrelflight looked concerned.
********three hours later at a gathering********
"I will start." said Blackstar. "ShadowClan is thriving-"
"ButIwantedtostaaaarrrrt!" Firestar yelled. "!" (hope u can read that: traslation: But i wanted to starrrrt! I had fifteen redbulls today nd they were bleepin AWESOME! I still have two left, brambleclaw get up here!)
"Ummmm... okay?" Brambleclaw muttered.
"Drinkthis!"
"Why? firestar I dont want any!"
"Youtalktoslow!"
"FINE I'LL DRINK SOME!"
Brambleclaw chugged a whole redbull really fast and started violently shaking. He looked at Firestar happily, like he was high.
Suddenly, firestars mouth started foaming as they both sang dont stop believing by journeys and killed everyone. Starclan made an alternate world for them though, so technically they never died. Its just life without either of those crazies.
A/N: did u like? :D preview on the next chapter: Firestar gets a facebook. Credit for the idea: Vampirewithasecret
Oh, and sorry fanfiction is being weird. it wont let me type the whole i had fifteen redbulls today thing. What ever. BAIII!