CPOV

I strolled down the halls and decided to check up on my favorite random. Plus I heard she was dating a Jo bro. Eww. I went inside there Chuckle City cave and plopped next to a very disappointed and upset Sonny.

"What's wrong? Miss me?" I smirked she sighed and cuddled. What's up with her?

"Sonshine?" I shook her. She glanced at me with disgust.

"What did I do now!" I whined. She slouched and started to break into sobs. Uh oh.

"Sonny, did Joe do anything!" I worried. She shook her head and I sighed in relief.

"Then what?" I asked once again. She fidgeted.

"Remember." She spoke up avoiding eue contact.

"Remember what?"

"December." She sighed. December? What'd she mean?

"What about December?"

"Yo-You're b-birthday." She broke into cries.

"Yeah." I smiled at the thought of it. Wait, that was when me and Sonny……

"Sonny!" I yelped.

"Don't remind me!" I shivered in disgust. She cried harder and grasped my hand.

"Don't touch!" I warned her. She raged and looked at me. Damn she was pale and kinda hmmm. When did she get a belly?

"Gosh you always bring bad news." I mumbled but she heard.

"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BAD NEWS!" She screamed which made me back away. I gulped nervously.

"THAT I'M PREGNANT!!!!" she screeched. I chuckled nervously.

"You think it's funny!" she came close.

"heh no." I lied.

"Geez, wonder who's the daddy." I chuckled. She laughed and so did I. She clutched her stomach and laughed hysterical.

"You." She said with venom oozing in her voice. I slapped my forehead and rubbed my temples.

"Shit." I sighed angry at myself and Sonny.

"You just had to get drunk!" she raged.

"Hey! You didn't have to agree to do it with me." I retorted. She glared at me.

"Well, I thought you were Joe!" she yelled.

"Oh so you would do it with him but not me!" I whined. She gave me a duh look.

"I have no feelings for you so duh!" she stated. I felt a pang in my stomach.

"Uh oh!" she grabbed a bad and puked in it. She stared at me.

"Eww." I said with disgust.

"Yeah, well you're not the one puking your guts out." She fumed.

"This is hard for me as well." I muttered. I quickly glanced at her and took her hands in mine.

"Look Sonny, we'll go through this. We'll just uhh give the baby into adoption." I suggested but knew she wouldn't buy it.

"No." she said serious.

"I'm giving birth to the baby and raising it." She stated. I looked at her as if she was crazy.

"Without me?" I asked. She turned to me and smiled.

"Cha-"

Moo. What the hell was that? Oh yeah her ringtone. Ugh.

"Heey hottie." She said flirtatiously. I groaned in disgust. That Joe Bro. His songs doesn't even make sense. Every time they sing it sounds like they're constipated. (A/N I have nothing against them. Chad's a little mean. Well, a lot.)

"Oh, but w-why?" Sonny broke into tears. I stared at her and she hung up.

"So-" She wrapped her hands around me and cried into my arms. Pull away! A little voice yelled. I stroked her hair slightly. Her hai was so pretty…

"He umm broke up with you?" I whispered. She nodded and sobbed more. Blondie came in with a huge smirk on her face. Argh I wanted to kill her.

"Well well well. The three name doofus and the knocked up Sonshine." Sonny and I quickly pulled away and glared at her.

"Oh, don't mind me. I just told Mr. Condor about Sonny." She applied her lipstick.

"You what!" we screamed.

"He was gonna figure it out anyways." She stated the obvious.

"True." We sighed.

"So what's the plan?" she sighed and turned to us.

"Well, Virgin Sonny here wants to keep the baby." I teased.

"You agreed too!" she yelped.

"Aww so I'm an aunt!" she wiped a tear.

"No!" I said in disgust.

"Did you tell your mom?" Tawni asked Sonny.

"Aww crap! No." she crossed her arms. I gave her a stern look.

"Fine, I'll tell her now." She groaned.

"Much better." I smirked.

"Heey, mom, mommy, mother." She said in a high pitched voice. I rolled my eyes and Tammy sighed.

"I-I'm pregnant." She closed her eyes.

"YOU'RE WHAT!" Connie's voice rang through the phone. Sonny hung up and plastered a fake smile.

"Well, I have no place to stay!" she laughed. Wow, poor Sonny. Should i? Nah, what has she done to me.

"Heh anyone wanna offer me a place to live?" Blondie immediately ran out and I tried to but saw those big brown eyes staring intensely at me. Stupid cute.

"F-Fine you're welcome to stay at my house." I sighed. She smiled widely which made me smirk.