Since Altair wet himself in the last chapter, he looked himself in the room of some motel near the beach. He 'borrowed' a pair of swiming trunks from Shaun.
MEANWHILE
" I wonder were I kept those trunks." Shaun wondered.
Desmond, Lucy were already in the water. Mailk, Leonardo and Ezio were having a race to see who could get fastest from the lighthouse to the lifegaurd's whatchout.
" Are you coming or not ?" asked Rebeca.
" I cant find my swiming trunks."
" Who cares where they are. You dont need them anyway." said Rebeca in a joking tone.
" What do you mean."
" I thought you dont have a dick, Shaun."
Shaun was aghast at Rebeca's last line. " Fine you go ahead." Shaun told to to Rebeca. Rebeca on the other hand was quite happy at this.
Shaun looked at the beach, Lucy and Desmond were playing in the sand. Ezio, Malik and Leonardo were having some contest. Rebeca was cheering them along.
Leonardo seemed to have a disadvantage keepin up with the two assassins. Atlast Shaun thought about chcking out what Altair was up to.
MEANWHILE
" Altair can we go to the beach ?" asked Maria
" No."
" Altair can we go to the beach ?"
" No."
" Altair can we go to the beach now ?"
"NO."
" Can we go now ?"
" WHICH PART OF NO DONT YOU UNDERSTAND BITCH ?"
Maria started crying. Altair never told her that he was hydrophobic.
It seemed to him that his fear would turn her off. Since he was gomma Marry her in a couple of months, now seemed a good time to tell her.
" Maria, theres something I need to say."
" What do you want , you selfish bastard ?"
" There's something I never told you."
" OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD YOUR GAY ARENT YOU ?"
" NOOOO.."
" Then what ?"
====[ FLASHBACK ]===
Desmond was still a baby back then, Ezio was a three and Altair was Four.
" Altair, hold Desmond. I need to take care of something." Al Mualim told his son.
" Hey Desmond, when you grow up, you can run around and stab people ... Yes you can , yes you can." Altair told while holding his little brother.
Out of nowhere Ezio appeared with a nerf gun and shot Altair with it.
" WHAT THE _" Altair was startled. Then it happened. Desmond suddenly peed on altair without warning.
===[ END OF FLASHBACK ]===
" And thats why I'm afraid of water." Altair sulked while Maria cuddeled up next to him.
" You big baby." Maria teased. Altair looked away. " After i'm done with you. you'll only be scared of me." Maria continued. then she kissed him.
MEANWHILE
Shaun was tired of searching for Altair. Then he saw Altairs clothes hung outsid of a motel for drying. As he turned the doorknob and entered Altair's room.
" Hey Altair you ready to g_. OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD"
Then Shaun fainted. Maria was lying naked on top of Altair naked. Shaun had walked into the room while they were having se_ "fun".
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