Crossover Chapter 1

A/N So here is the actual chapter one. This is set mid to late season one in notch shows. Don't own psych or CM. Please R&R and tell me what you think!

Shawn impatiently tapped his foot on the ground waiting for the Lassie and Jules to come out of Chief Vick's office. It was a bad case. Three children were dead already and chief Vick had resorted to calling the FBI's BAU unit. Behavior Analysis Unit? 'They did what Shawn did so why could they solve the case when he couldn't?' He wondered. They were competition and he did not like competition.

"They've been in there a while haven't they?" Gus said to him.

Shawn nodded annoyed that he wasn't included in the meeting. He was technically hired as a consultant on the case. But the Chief said this 'was serious' and to 'act professional' because this was an 'elite group of agents' who specialized in serial killers. Lassie was grumbling about how they didn't need the FBI until the chief shut him up by saying that if they didn't need the FBI, three children wouldn't be dead.

Five minutes later Chief Vick, Lassie and Juliet came out of Chief Vick's office followed by six FBI agents.

"Agents, this is , our outside consultant-" Chief started, but Shawn cut her off.

"I'm the head psychic of the SBPD with my partner magic head," Shawn said.

Gus made a face. "My name is Burton Guster, Gus."

Shawn saw look between the tall black haired agent in the old building one. His presence obviously wasn't appreciated.

"Right," the Chief said with a sigh. "Mr. Spencer Mr. Guster these are agents Jason Gideon, Aaron Hotchner, Elle Greenaway, Derrick Morgan, Jennifer Jareau, and Spencer Reid."

"Dr. Spencer Reid," Gideon corrected eying Shawn.

"Dr. Spencer Reid," Chief said. "Mr. Spencer you are to cooperate with these agents and share all leads you may have. This is not the time for theatrics."

"Aye aye Chief," Shawn said saluting her like an army guy. Chief Vick just rolled her eyes.

"Agents, detective Lassiter and O'Hara will show you to the conference room. We put the evidence board in there for you," Chief said.

"Thank you we should get started right away. Has another child been kidnapped yet?" Hotch asked.

"No, the killer has a five day cooling off period between abductions and keeps the child for no more than 48 hours," Lassie said. Gideon nodded.

"Any signs of sexual assault?" asked Elle.

"On all three victims, "Juliet replied. There were looks of disgust on everyone's faces.

"Let's get going then," said Morgan, and Juliet and Lassiter lead everyone into the conference room.

"So, what's the game plan?" Shawn asked, clapping his hands together like it was a huddle at a football game. The BAU team all shared annoyed glances at the "psychic's" unprofessionalism.

"What you don't believe I'm a psychic? I am a psychic," Shawn said. He put his hand to his head in his usual "I'm having a vision" pose.

"How old's your son? About a year?" he asked Hotch. "And you're new to the team, right?" He asked Elle. "And you," Shawn pointed to Gideon, "Just came off a leave of absence or something, right?" The team is worried about you," Shawn said, grinning proudly.

"You could have gotten that anywhere," Morgan said.

"But I didn't. I'm psychic," Shawn said.

"Actually you're hyper observant," Reid said. "Although, I guess I can't prove it. I can tell a few things about you too, from your behavior. I know you like detective O'Hara. You use this "psychic" crap to cover for how smart you are because you are ashamed of it. Likely you had overbearing parents… And at your obvious inability to trust, I would say your parents are divorced," Reid fired back, not missing a beat.

Shawn have a nervous laugh as Chief, Juliet and Gus gaped at him and Lassie smirked. "That's-that's ridiculous," Shawn said

"Is it?" Hotch asked Shawn. "Now, it would serve us well not to be interrupted again."

Shawn opened his mouth to speak, likely an inappropriate eighties reference, but Chief Vick said, " , my office please."

"Yes Chief," Shawn said in a sing-songy voice trying to regain his composure. He got eye rolls from everyone in the office, including Gus, who followed him towards Chief's office.

"He really got you down well," Gus whispered to Shawn, once everyone was out of earshot.

"I know man. These guys are good," Shawn replied. "We've got to up our game."

"You know that's right," Gus replied.