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My friend Kiera punched Ellie in the face. I love you guys

I hope you enjoy the first chapter…Mwaahaaahhaaahhaa

That was an evil laugh…my friend told me to practice. MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA

I rock. Okay I suck but you know….. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !

I am sorry but I am hyper… i'm not usually like this.

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EPOV

Another day gone. I have spent many years loving the days away. When I first became what I now am, I was confused. I never understood why I was chosen for this job. Everybody was, my entire family apart from my mother.

I should explain who my family are, we are known to each other as Cullen's but to the world we are myths and legends. I shall explain.

My Father, Carlisle Cullen, was once known by the ancient Greeks as Zeus. King of the Gods. He is the leader of all like me.

My Mother, Esme Cullen, was once know as Gaia or now known by all as Mother nature. This fits her perfectly due to her never ending loving and nurturing of all life.

My Brother, Emmet Cullen, was once known as God of war. Yes, he is an excellent fighter but people were fooled with it.

My Brother, Jasper Cullen, was once known as Apollo.

My Sister, Rosalie Cullen, was once known as Aphrodite but there are only some similarities.

And my sister, Alice Cullen, who was once known as Nyx, the Goddes of the night.

And I, Edward Cullen, who has been known as Adonis, Eros, Apollo (as well as Jasper) and many more, do not believe any of it. We are almost nothing like them.

Esme Cullen is Mother Nature. She is a mother figure of all and cares and nurtures all. She is the kindest and most caring. Her Husband is Carlisle Cullen, he knows all and sees all and keeps it in order.

We lived for a thousand years before we were given our titles. Humans had nothing to do with it but some of the Gods they made up cam somewhat into our description so I guess we just accepted them but we knew otherwise.

Flashback

Our titles were chosen by an all mighty power which would be sent to Carlisle and given to us, his family, or the ones who were like us. There are many like us but only me, Esme, Carlisle, Emmet, Jasper, Rosalie and Alice were Cullen's.

Emmet was chosen to have the title COMMANDER OF BATTLE we all thought he would get this due to his size and obvious love to fight. We also knew that Jasper was more skilled than him in combat but this was Emmett's forte. As a person he is the silliest, most annoying but teddy bear like person. He is an enormous goof but somehow knows when the right things need to be said, even though he likes to annoy us by saying the wrong things at the wrong times.

Rosalie, Emmett's wife, was chosen to have IDOL OF BEAUTY. Which was obviously going to her due to her unnatural good looks. She can be slight cold but sometimes, and I mean rarely, you see the inner beauty that adds to her title. She will fight for what she loves.

Jasper was given the title KEEPER OF THE PAST. He most definitely deserves it due to his fascination to all time that passes him as we move on. he is a quiet person but has strong beliefs. As soon as you get to know him he is one of the most charismatic people you'll ever meet and he is truly a gentleman.

Alice, Jasper's wife, was given BRINGER OF STARS AND CREATOR OF HAPPINESS. She is truly the perkiest person in existence and shines like a star so this was the perfect job for her.

Then it was my title. I stood before my mother, whose turn it was to name, and awaited my title. From the corner of my eye I could see my fathers face turn to one of confusion. I might have panicked but we had all thought about this and due to my personality my siblings had betted on these:

LEADER OF PRUDES - Emmet

HOLDER OF THE UNOBSERVENT- Rosalie

MASOCHISM ICON - Jasper

WARDEN OF MUSIC – Alice

Three of the four were obvious teases but we all knew it would be something to do with music. Then my mother lit the room with the words GOD OF LOVE. A few things happened at once. My head flew up in shock, Rosalie and Alice gasped and my brothers immediately burst into laughter.

"Quiet!" ordered Carlisle and at that the room was again in silence but you could tell even my father was still shocked.

My mother began the next part of the ceremony.

"My children, you have been given your title because of you. There is a reason for everything," at this she glanced at me and gave me a knowing look " and you will use it wisely."

We knew what we had to do next so Emmet stood in front of our mother and father.

"Emmet our son" both parents began "you are the commander of battle. Your job will be to control all wars and be leader of the battles between the ones like us and the humans. The power your title will now give you is strength, you will be stronger than all and the strongest in every fight. You will work on your combat and be the ultimate fighter but do not get power hungry, remember who you are."

Rosalie followed then Jasper and Alice. Rose was made the most beautiful in existence and could tell the people with good and bad hearts but she could not let herself get too vain.

Jasper was given keeper of the past. He would know all that has happened and would be able to visit any time in the past. He would have to learn how to do it safely and not to indulge in it. His power would be empathy. He could sense and control all emotions so he could tell why things happened like why there were battles in the past, what they were feeling.

Alice was given bringer of stars and creator of happiness because of her overwhelming feeling of joy. She was given the power of premonitions so she would know when to make the stars shine and people happy, and why. She would have to control her visions and make sure the nights change and to try and not let everybody be happy all the time. Being human was the emotions they choose to have.

When I stepped in front of my mother I knew all breaths were caught in all throats. My mother seemed to be knowing with my title so she chose to speak.

"Edward my son." She took a step towards me and gave me a loving Esme smile. "You are the God of love. Do not be fooled by this title and yes you are meant to have it. It may shock all but the higher power has searched every being here and the one and only person capable of a world of love is you. You will one day have the strongest love in all of the universe and it will be unbreakable. You will be the God of all things that can be loved as well as the love of two people. You will be in control of peoples love of music, literature, history everything. Your main power will be mind reading. You will know what people want in a lover and what they think of the things you do. You will also be able to make people come together but know that if people are not meant to be, they're not."

I smiled, unconvinced but she stopped me.

"We are not done my son. The higher power is also making you a spreader of music. You will not need exceptional talent seeing as you already have the most somebody could and you will be able to captivate all with your music."

I was now excited for the fact that even though it wasn't my main job I still got it.

"Do you know of the Adonis my son?"

"I do not." I gave her a confused expression.

"Alice why don't you explain."

I looked over to Alice who had a blank expression.

"The Adonis is a myth of the future. People who will later be known as the ancient Greeks, made up Gods mostly based on people like us. The Goddess Aphrodite, Goddess of love and beauty, somehow, due to many variations is unsure, managed to get a princess pregnant. She was turned into a Myrrh Tree and then some how, again unsure due to variations, the tree split letting the Adonis fall out of it. Aphrodite was so taken by his beauty she wanted him when he was grown. She entrusted him to the Goddess Persephone, Goddess of the dead, who was also take by his beauty so when the time came she refused to return him. After many fights because of this Zeus, God of Gods, decides he is to spend a third of every year with each Goddess and get one third to himself but he decides to spend that third with Aphrodite. Stories say that Ares, God of war, grew jealous and killed the beautiful mortal while pretending to be a boar. Aphrodite was heartbroken but Zeus decides that for his daughters happiness he could come to Aphrodite for half of the year and stay in the underworld for the other half. Thus creating the myth that the half of the year that is warm and nice and the flowers are bloomed, he is with Aphrodite and the rest when it is not so nice he is in the underworld. He is also known as the gift to women."

To much information. I gave my mother a questioning look.

"My son, you will not only be the person who will inspire Eros, the god of love or known as cupid, you will also inspire the myth of the Adonis. It is no lie that you are the most beautiful man here. You will have to be careful with this and make sure that you are careful, if you are meant to introduce there love then they cannot fall for you."

End Flashback

It has been thousands of years since and I have never really got into my role. Once I was very enthusiastic about it. It was a century or two after I began my work but after a while it just made me feel lonely.

Lately I have been screwing up a lot. I haven't really been concentrating so I have had many women in the couples I should be falling, falling in love with me. There is not just one person like us, who specialises in love but I am the main one, I guess you could say because I am a Cullen.

Carlisle wants to speak to me and I am quite frankly worried. We are quite a tight knit family, though we don't really call our parent's mother and father anymore seeing as we are thousands of years old, we tell each other everything though sometimes –cough- Emmett –cough- can be a bit too blunt.

I walked into my father's study and sat down.

"You wanted me Carlisle?" I stated it as a question hoping he'd say he didn't and I could go.

"Yes son." He put down his work and gave me a stern but loving look. For a second I thought I could detect a hint of guilt but it was gone too quickly. He was blocking his mind from me which was probably the most worrying.

Esme and Carlisle never, unless under a bad situation, block their minds from me. The others usually do but don't really care. Sometimes I really wish they would because I have no need for knowing what my brothers and sisters think of each other.

It is hard to get your head around it but we are all related bar one. For example, Rosalie is related to all of us except Emmett; Alice is related to us all except Jasper, though I am related to them all.

"I have to say something. Do you remember the day of your title ceremony?"

"Yes Carlisle, I do."

"Well you'll agree that it was strange, the title chosen for you, and even stranger that you were chosen for three. Not only were you the 'God of love' but also the 'Spreader of music' and the 'Adonis'. I was as confused as you are, which in itself should not have happened but it did and you are what you are. Edward, you have to believe in the higher power and your mother when they say that it is meant for you. Even though I thought you would get just music, my knowledge for all has progressed over the years and it is like I have had an epiphany. I am now being given all knowing knowledge about my family. So now I know, they were right. They are right. You are the one person here that has enough will power and ability to create a universe full of love and I understand that when you find your own, it will be impenetrable."

I was thankful for it, yet as unconvinced as I was then. Was that it?

"But I have to say, even though I knew you were never that enthusiastic about the love side of your job, lately you have been really not concentrating. You are so good when it comes to your music and the spreading of it but you have to start caring about love. Son, we control knowledge, nature, power, joy, beauty but the strongest is love. I understand that it is harder considering your third power but at least you used to be wary. I'm sorry but there is only one thing I can do"

Oh no. I don't really appreciate my role in love but he can't take it away.

Don't worry Edward, I will not take your title. – Carlisle

I had only a second to enjoy my relief when he spoke again.

"You will be given somebody to do your job with you. They will take over for the woman if you think she is falling for you or she can take over for the women from now on."

Wait, I don't need help. He can't, I don't.

Be nice Edward – Carlisle

"Well who is she?"

"Well Edward, I would like you to meet the Angel of Love."

Just as he finished the door swung open.

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Me – I believe I can fly….

My Brain – Go jump of a cliff then.

Me – I fought the law and the law won…

My Brain – That was stupid.

Me – Once upon a time I was falling in love and now I'm only falling apart…

My Brain – God you're so melodramatic

Me – I'm just a little bit caught in the middle…

My Brain – WHAT?! There is only you here???

Me – I like that old time rock and roll…

My Brain – Good for you…

Me - one, twenty one guns…

My Brain – WTF? You own guns?!

Emmet, Edward, Alice, Jasper and Rosalie come into the room

Cullens – OMG – BRAIN SHE IS SINGING SONGS WTH? YOU'RE MEANT TO BE HER BRAIN !!!

Me and my brain – WTF?

Me – Why is Edward Cullen and his siblings in my room???

My brain – what she said….

Alice – your brain annoyed us

Me – its cool like that

Edward – Hey

Me – Errrr –swoons-

Edward – err… oh no she ermm tripped? I better take her to a room with a bed you know, now

Edward picks up becca (otherwise known as me) and takes her to a room for happy hour…..mmmmm

Me – I –gasp- love –gasp- my –gasp- BRAIN –gasp-

My brain – well this is awkward….

Cullen's minus Edward – yeeaaa……

-----byeee me and my brain-----