"Babe," He sighs.
She stares up in utter disbelief and embarrassment at the perfect bare ass belonging to the 6'1" Mocha Latte purest of pure male perfection standing frozen right in front of her. "Uh, sorry." She can't believe she just tripped over the sheet she's wrapped around herself, reached out both hands in panic trying to grasp something to steady herself, and ended up pulling Ranger's black boxers all the way down to his ankles. "Nice ass."
It takes a very, very special man to not look silly in this situation. But luckily, Ricardo Carlos Manoso happens to be one of them. So he simply bends down and calmly pulls up his boxers and goes to answer the door. And, with one single punch, knocks a hairy Trenton Police detective out colder than a dead frozen fish in under one minute and calls the police.
-END of Punch 2: Black on Black Hawaiian Shirt-