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I don't own Spongebob Squarepants either.

Chapter TWO: Boyfriends, Dating & Kissing

Still Mikan's POV

"Come on. I'll show you around the school grounds." I told the two idiots. As I noticed their eyes sparkle, I kind of felt I'm being too nice.

"Are we friends?" The yellow idiot spoke his eyes still sparkling.

"Hai…?"

"Yaay, New friend woooo!!" The two morons cheered as I just stared at them funnily.

I managed to get rid of my boyfriend earlier 'cause to be completely honest, he's jealous state was extremely annoying.

It used to be funny when he was jealous whenever Kokoro and Kitsuneme talked to me or suddenly hugged me jokingly. He would just give them death glares and Kokoro would repeat his thoughts to me and Kitsuneme.

But this is going too far. I mean… Why would he get so jealous over a yellow idiotic sponge and a dumb fat Starfish?

"Ne Mikan-chan, Are you and Natsume best friends?"

What idiots! Oh my god. These guys really are idiots.

It's obvious even to elementary students that Natsume and I aren't just best friends.

"Iie, Natsume's my boyfriend."

"BOYFRIEND."The two idiots repeated it at the same time with sparkly eyes as if it's the first time they heard the word 'boyfriend'.

"Yes, he's my boyfriend. I'm his girlfriend. You know… We're going out. Dating." It's amazing that I could say something like that so casually. I remember after Natsume confessed to me and I told him I felt the same way, I couldn't even look him in the eyes properly, let alone talk about it.

"Can I be your boyfriend too?" The pink one asked. Wow, he really is dumb. I hope the yellow one understoo--

"Me too!! Can we DATE!?"

How far can idiocy go? I think these two are more idiotic than anyone can ever be. I don't even think there's a word for it.

"Iie! Everyone is only allowed to have one boyfriend/girlfriend. I have Natsume, so I think you and I should just be friends ok?"

"Aww, only one?" The two spoke and then looked at each other.

"Hey Patrick. Will you be my boyfriend."

Pfft

"Spongebob, you really mean that? Of course! When do you want to date, boyfriend?"

Pfffffft, hhahahahaha…I couldn't hold in the laugh anymore.

The two morons looked at me again probably wondering if I'm choking on something.

"…" I heard footsteps from behind me. "Am I really not supposed to worry when my girlfriend is hanging out with two guys? And to top it off they even made you laugh so hard."

"Na-Natsume!" I turned around to look at him and suddenly his face was so close.

"Natsume…" I looked deep into his eyes as he slowly put his arms around my waist and moved his face even closer to mine. The way he looked at me made my knees a bit weak so I put my hands around his neck just incase. And then we kissed.

We would have kissed for a while longer but I remembered the two idiots who were watching us.

"Hey what are they doing Spongebob?"

"I dunno it looks to me like they are biting each other's faces."

I broke off the kiss with my boyfriend but continued to hug him as I turned around.

"This, my new friends, is what people do when they are dating. We kiss." I spoke, blushing a little bit since I said it while Natsume was so close to me.

"Oooh!" the two said as if they understood everything. "Should we kiss too, SpongeBob?" The pink fish asked looking at the yellow sponge.

Natsume put his hand on my left cheek and turned my head to face him. "What are these two talking about?"

I sighed and started explaining. "They asked me if you and I are best friends, I told them no, you're my boyfriend. Then they asked me if they can be my boyfriends too--"

Natsume's hug tightened round my waist when I said that. Oh great there's the jealousy again.

"…WAIT let me explain before you say anything." I said quickly not letting him speak. "They don't even know what it means so I told them everyone can only have one boyfriend."

Natsume smirked and I think he already knows what's going on now. I still continued anyway. "They then asked each other to be one an other's boyfriend, and that's why I was laughing."

"Ok then, Mikan. I believe you." He gave me another kiss and looked at the two sea creatures.

"Hey Patrick, should we do that too? Now that we're dating."

I felt Natsume stiffen for a second and chuckle quietly. When I looked at him he nodded quietly.

"NO NATSUME!" I shouted then looked at the morons. "You don't kiss!"

"Why?" the pink one asked almost crying.

"And how come you and Natsume are allowed to kiss but we aren't?"

Pffft..

I'm not sure if I'm able to reply to that while laughing so hard.

"Listen to me Spongebob, Patrick, you only kiss when you love each other a lot!"

"BUT WE DO LOVE EACH OTHER!!!"The two morons shouted at the same time again.

Natsume wasn't just chuckling anymore. He broke into loud laughter that I hadn't seen very much before. He whispered to me quietly. "These two are fucking gas. I can't hold back my laughter. Bwahahaha."

"Natsume you're mean. Just because they are idiots doesn't mean you should laugh at them." I whispered back and then looked at Spongebob. "Listen to me now. The way you love Patrick. That's not romantic feelings, so you two can't date!"

"But—"

"Listen Spongebob!! Are your feelings for him romantic?"

"YES!"He replied eagerly probably hoping to get my permission to kiss Patrick or something. What the…

"Oh I give up." I started walking back toward my dorm and pulled Natsume with me. He held my hand again and we got stared at again. "Hey Natsume, since when do you not care about what others think when we're a couple in front of everyone."

"Since I realized it keeps away other guys who want to go out with you."

END OF CHAPTER

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