Chapter Two:
Kaiba and Shadow were now allies, and were driven by similar means. They both wanted revenge on Yugi.
"What is our first plan of action?" Kaiba said.
"Let's head towards the abortion clinic. I'm hungry"
Shadow sneaked eagerly towards the clinic. He opened the door to a loud explosion.
"GET DOWN"
Shadow used his demon reflixes to hit the ground in mere nanoseconds. He managed to dodge nine grenades and a clip of bullets.
"What the hell was that?" Shadow enquired.
He turned his head and noticed that the gunfire was coming from another female's vagina.
"Never give up Shadow. I believe in you because I love you" Hermione said.
Shadow summoned his demonic wolf from the flames of Mordor. The wolf jumped ferrociously at the unsuspecting vagina. That's when it it happened. The fetus jumped out of the vagina at full force towards Hermoine, and exploded on contact.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEE"
As he sobbed, he went to the dumpster and began eating fetuses. They were delicious.
Harry Potter walked in, then died.
"What took you so long? I was waiting for you" said Kaiba seductively at the counter of the abortion clinic.
"I was getting a late lunch" said Shadow. I lost my love, and now my life will never be the same. Let's get going.
They needed to find Yugi, and fast.
"Where could we find this Yugi?" Shadow asked.
"He is searching for the Legendary Nine-Tailed Kitsune Card up in the mountains. We can use my Dragon Jet to get there in no time.
"Let's go. I must avenge my lost love." Shadow said with much hostility.
They both approached Kaiba's lair, when Mokuba came towards them. "Seto-san, where are you going?"
"I HATE YOU FOR BEING THE REASON MY MOTHER DIED" Kaiba screamed with tears of agony going down his cheeks.
Shadow used his petrification sight to turn Mokuba to stone.
"I don't have time for this Mellodrama. Let's get in the jet." Shadow said with hostility.
"Fair enough" Kaiba said.