A/N: Thought this would never be an anthology, did you? Well, THINK AGAIN! Yet another poem in the sleep-fog before the dark. If that makes sense. Which it doesn't. I know what I mean.
*Ehem* Mellifluousness presents… Hey There, Freaks! If you're offended this, well, you shouldn't be reading it. This poem goes against pretty much everything Brave Enough says. This is what the mobs really think of us…
Hey there, freaks.
Hey there, misfits.
Welcome to the land of blocks.
We will creep;
Hear our hisses
As you hit away at rocks.
Build your houses;
Build your forts!
We just live to tear them down.
We're not cowards;
We fill your thoughts.
You should beware the ones who frown.
Hey there, beasts.
Hey there, monsters.
For humans you're pretty inhumane.
Hey there, freaks.
Count your losses!
We hope you go insane.
Greetings, intruders;
Now get out.
We have no interest in being friends.
Can't get much smoother
Ugly louts.
But if you ever reach the End…
We are the creepers,
Zombies, skellies,
All the ones that you despise.
Beware the slimes,
Fire-breathing draggies
And all the ones with glowing eyes.
We will rip you
Limb from limb
For all our brethren that you've killed.
Come out and face us;
Filled to the brim
With fury, you think you're so skilled.
You wipe out forests,
Level mountains,
Destroy the world without a care!
We will battle
With all our might, but
This fight just isn't fair.
Apologies
Go unaccepted.
Enjoy the Aether, little beast.
Go and freeze
Or burn in the Nether
On your dead bodies we will feast.
Hey there, freaks.
Hey there, misfits.
Now's when you leave the land of blocks.
Guess what, freaks?
We won't miss you.
In fact, this all can be resolved…
"Really?"
Heh. You wish.
BOOM.
A/N: Bwahahahaha! Feel bad now? U mad bro? I don't even know where that last one is from… T_T oh well. So if you're offended, mission accomplished. I think that's kind of what the mobs are aiming for with a message like this…
Hope you enjoyed. See you next time! :D