CHAPTER 2- WTF?
(LAST TIME WE LEFT GERALD, HE HAD JUST GOT TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!)
Coifio: HAHAHAHA!!! What a dumbass...
Model Robot: That is excellent,
baby!
Coifio: Now, I must call Catman and tell him he did a good
job supplying me with
the materials. (Calls Catman on his wrist communicator.) Gweetings, Catman.
Catman: Uhhh... hey..
Coifio: Thanks---
Model Robot: Hey, man do you even know
where you sent Gerald?
Coifio: Shut up, Model douche bag.
Model Robot: Come on baby, don't be like that.
Coifio: No... Model douche bag!!!
Model Robot: What if Gerald finds some more friends and comes back?
Coifio: Fine... we will go there, but I will need my ship...
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(At Uncle Grandfather's
house...)
(Uncle Grandfather was still trying to make a
porn...)
Uncle Grandfather: Come on, COME ON!! Just f(BLEEP)
it... make love to the cake, vaccum...
(Tries to make the vaccum cleaner hump
the cake.)
(Uncle Grandfather runs over to the video
camera.)
Uncle Grandfather: Come on, frost his bag, FROST HIS
BAG!!!!
(An explosion comes from the direction
of the corny porn scene.)
Uncle Grandfather: That sucked. In...
bun...destroy...something...
(The giant hot dog bun comes in and
eats Uncle Grandfather's table.)
Uncle Grandfather: I
need...that...give it back...
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(At the portal...)
Coifio: Pwepare...pep...pwap...pwea... get the portal weady...
(The giant ship, somehow, amazingly fits through.)
Coifio: Now, it's my turn. (Model
Robot, Catman, and Coifio go inside the
portal.)
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(At an unknown planet...)
Coifio:
Where are we?
Model Robot: How should I know, baby?
Coifio:
SHUT UP, Model Dumbass.
(Hops inside the ship.)
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(Inside the ship...)
Coifio:
HAHAHA!!!!! My beautiful ship...
Model Robot: Yeah, commencing lift-off baby...
(The ship starts to lift off, but
immediatly drops onto the ground.)
Coifio: Which one of F(ing!)
morons forgot to fuel the ship...
Model Robot: I knew I was forgetting something.
Coifio: OH!!! Why don't you just turn into an A-bomb and blow yourself up.
Model Robot: Okay, but why, baby? Why?
Coifio: BECAUSE YOU TURN INTO AN A-BOMB
I SAY!!!!
Model Robot: Ohhh, okay...
(Turns into an A-bomb, and blows
up...)
(Everyone is charred.)
Coifio: He'll be back.
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CHAPTER 2 IS COMPLETE THIS IS A SONIC
CROSSOVER, SO YOU KNOW CRAZY
JUNK WILL HAPPEN!!
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