I do not own Eragon, the tooth fairy, or this weird dwarf who happens to be Orik. Couldn't fit my fav character in here, but I'll try next time around. Okay? And yes, it's unintended that Murtagh is now M head.

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"Son of… wait, who is your father?" The dwarf asked.

"I don't know."

"Okay, silver butt. Tell me when you do." And with that, the little dwarf disappeared with a puff of mauve smoke.

"…okay." Said fat Arya. "So, you want to get some dinner later?" she addressed Eragon.

"Nice try but…Never!"

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Meanwhile at the palace.

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A red egg sat, waiting for its rider. Suddenly a girl entered the room. She stepped over the red egg in the doorway. She was followed by a hot guy. They sat there, kissing.

"Man am I hot or what?" the man sat. The girl ripped off her shirt. "whoa."

"Defiantly not or what. Or I wouldn't be here." A large crack came from the door.

"Wow, Galbatorix should really get some towels." He commented as the fat king passed the door. He saw them and sighed.

"Young love…don't mind me. Just looking for Shruikan." He scratched his butt and left.

"Now, where were we?" the sexy man said. Suddenly, with a giant thrust, the tiny red egg exploded to reveal a red dragon.

"Uhh…I can come back, Murtagh, if this is a bad time…" the little red thing said, eying the girl awkwardly.

"Uhhh, ya!" Murtagh said.

"Okeedokee" the dragon said. And his egg miraculously flew back onto his hide. "Owe my spleen!" the dragon said as he was crammed back into the egg. One tiny piece stayed off so he could eye the action.

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Later, when Murtagh was alone, there came a loud boom. The egg hatched and before him was a massive red dragon. it quickly slammed into his head.

"Owe, I always thought dragons breathed fire!" he screamed as an icy sensation covered his head. He picked up a mirror which he hadn't even noticed he had till then. A large "M" covered it. "Cooleo, now I'll never forget my name, or at least the letter it starts with."

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Meanwhile….

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Eragon lay awake in bed. A blue poof suddenly filled the room. "I'm the tooth fairy." Said a fat over dressed grandma with a beard. The poof was followed by…

"Hey!" A voice in my house screamed. Suddenly two gods named Eragon appeared. Some unseen audience began to clap. Eragon began to play with his luscious blonde/brown hair.(depends on which one you are talking about: the movie one or the book one)

"This wasn't how it went." Came another unseen voice. A pink poof appeared followed by a blue dragon. The unseen audience began clapping louder.

"Well, this is a parody." I explained.

"Ohhh.." they all said. The Eragons added, "Continue."

another poof of mauve. "Dumb tooth fairy." They heard a course scream and when the smoke cleared, there was a dwarf dusting off his hands and the tooth fairy lay dead with a stake and golden bullet through his heart. "There, now that that's taken care of, I have a few things to say. One, you are Morzan's son."

"Cool!" the god exclaimed.

"Two, you have a brother named Murtagh. Three, he's coming to kidnap you… dun dun dun…" to be continued.

Now, I think till the real number three comes out, I'll do parodies of other people's stories. If you want one, tell me what story and I'll do it. And I'll try to update more often, okay?