Disclaimer: Surprisingly enough, I still don't own Lord of the Rings! (...drats)

A/N (read before you continue!): Hello again, welcome to Part Two of Reality Bites :)

I think there may be some confusion about this story (I'm not really surprised seeing as It's quite a widely known fact that I am a confusing person).

This fanfiction is meant to be taken as a parody. It's "poking fun" at some of the more horribly written and ridiculous Mary-Sue fics out there. Hopefully the events of Part Two will make that a bit clearer!

As I rode along with Legolas, I could hardly contain my excitement! But somehow, I couldn't shake the feeling that we were being watched. Suddenly, I felt the horse slow down before coming to a stop. I looked up at Legolas in confusion.

"Why have we stopped?" I asked, "We're not at the palace yet...are we?"

"No Lady Mary-Sue, we are not at the palace yet." Legolas replied. He gracefully dismounted the horse and offered his hand to me, helping me down as well. He stared with such intensity down into my eyes, that I felt my knees go weak.

"Lady Mary-Sue, I have something I must confess," Legolas said slowly.

'Oh my god!' I thought, 'He's going to confess his undying love for me!' I took a deep breath and tried to keep the extreme eagerness I felt from spilling over into my voice.

"What is it?" I replied sweetly.

"I have only known you for a short time Lady Mary-Sue," He started, "But as soon as I saw you standing in the forest in your strange attire, I knew I had to have you as my princess...Will you marry me?"

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, "YES YES YES YES YES!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!"

I flung my arms around his neck and leaned in to kiss him. Before our lips could touch, he pulled away.

"Can you really believe this is happening Lady Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe?" He said with a smile.

"Yes!" I replied triumphantly, "My dream has finally come true! I'm in MIDDLE EARTH and I'm going to marry LEGOLESS GREANLEEF!"

"Well," He said with a funny smile, "I'm sorry to burst your bubble 'fair maiden', but this isn't Middle Earth, I sure as hell ain't Legolas Greenleaf and you my friend are on CANDID CAMERA!"

All of a sudden, a camera crew burst from the bushes laughing like mad. Needless to say, I almost died of embarressment.

"That was freaking CLASSIC! Went off without a hitch!" The guy behind the camera yelled., high-fiving a lady with a clipboard and an ear-piece. I looked over in confusion at "Legoless" who was chuckling and sipping a bottle of water brought over to him by a stage hand.

"Wh-what? Well, w-who are you then?" I stammered in shock.

"I'm an Orlando Bloom look-alike," He stated with a large grin, "Sure fooled you didn't we?"

I looked down and frowned, "Yeah, you sure did." I muttered.

"Hey," He said. I looked up, "Sorry toots but Reality Bites."

THE END

A/N: Woohoo :) What a fun ride that was! Keep going to the next chapter to find out the real deal with this fanfiction and what's coming soon!

Thankyou for reading :)