"Yo! Im Chris McClain and we're back for another thrilling season! Heres the deal, 18 campers will be returning along with 4 new campers for a chance at the million. We got a lot of rants about the illegal landing with the planes and it cut my massage in half! I mean look at these shoulders, "Chris ranted as he show what looked like..normal elbows…theres something I thought I'd never say.."There horrible! Now I don't have something to rub in the face of all the camper alligator elbows!" Chris just wouldn't stop ranting so Chef soon took over.

"We'll be doing things a little different this year, instead of me substituting for the whiny kid, we'll have guest host this time! Celebrities, old celebrities. My type of ro-models"

"Hey! Chef! Off my spotlight," shouted Chris, "whos show do you think you're on? Now anyway, its time to meet our victims I mean captives I mean campers!" Chris said as he laughed.

You could see the camera shake as the first boat pulled up revealing a pissed off Duncan. "I told you before, I don't like surprises Chris, if this is another competition you will regret this."

"Funny you mention that, because you case was re-opened and you could get more time in juvie, im actually saving you man. Where my gratitude?"

"Don't you start with me ill-" Duncan's voice trailed off as the next boat arrived revealing everyone favorite CIT. "Princess!" his voice perked up as he saw Courtney step down from the boat. He ran for a hug but Courtney quickly retaliated with a slap to the face.

"Don't think I forgot what you've done Duncan!" "Come one Courtney can we stop fighting already?" "Looking for graditude ay? What exactly happened between you and Gwen for you to turn all nice to me again?" Courtney replied with a smirk. This made Duncan upset, remembering the flashback. He just walked away from her with one of the darkest aura's ever known to…well Duncan.

"Forget it..stupid bitch.." "NOO!" Chris shouted! "Don't leave now! It was just getting fun!"

"Oh it will be fun when Im done with you you stupid little.." Interns had to hold back Duncan from creaming Chris.

"Ok ill stop, one because it getting boring, two this face does not need to be hit and three, I pretty sure you can kick my but. So lets meet our next camper!"

The next boat pulled up only to make things worse. "Welcome back Gwen!" "Ugh! Stupid fine print!"

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: Okay world. Gwen has learned her lesson! NEVER SIGN CONTRACTS.

END CONFESSIONAL

"No! Please don't tell me they're competing too! Those two are the last people I wanna see!"

"Even Duncan? But you were his lovie dovie last year!" "SHUTUP CHRIS!" Duncan and Gwen said in unison.

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: Man I hate him! It's enough to have to compete with that jerk but teasing people about doesn't make it any better!

Duncan: Chris creases me! One day he's gonna mess with the wrong guy! And he's gonna get it real good! And im saying that like he already hasn't!

Alejandro: Mmm! Tension! But what could have happened to cause this? Perhaps Gwen has found empathy for Cody and Duncan wants to hold his bad boy legend? No no no, patience!

END CONFESSIONAL

While the scene unfolded, Alejandro already arrived, watching it. Not good, with how crafty he is..

"Alejandro! Welcome back man."

"So this was this place? Where everyone first started?"

"Yup!"

"Hmph, Duncan, good to be back huh?"

"AL!" Courtney shouted as she ran to him

"She still thinks you two are dating?"

"The fact that you dumped makes her want to cling to someone to make you seem jealous, it the basic break up stage. She seems to be..still in it."

CONFESSIONAL

Alejandro: Is she still at this? Break up stages only last for atleast a month or two. But shes been at it for a year! Maybe it's a CIT thing…

Duncan: Courtney is so pathetic!

Courtney: Psh! Ofcourse I know that Alejandro played me, I was seeing if it would affect Duncan. With his looks I thought he would be afftected like Justin usually gets…never again! *pointing at the camera*

END CONFESSIONAL

"Enough with the cruddy romance lets welcome back our next camper! Sierra!"

Sierra ignored the whole group's groaning and mumbling. "EEEEEEEEE! WHERES MY CODY? HES ON THE SHOW RIGHT?"

"Yes he is! And that's you first challenge for only you Sierra!" Chris lied, winking at the camera.

"In order to win invincibility until the merge, you have to search the whole island and find-" Chris voice trailed off at the sound of a race car taking off. "Sierra?"

Sierra was gone, she wasn't going to let anyone find him first. "Cody! Codykins! Where arrrre you?"

While Sierra went on her pointless svavanger hunt the next boat soon arrived.

"Heather! Welcome back! Sorry about the million girly, shoulda known Zeke would come out of no where and-"

"Don't remind me Chris, but at least you're here!" She said clomping on Alejandro.

"Get off of me! I lost because of you, heck my children might be retarded with that low blow you gave me! I can still feel the burns!"

"Alright well fine, I was trying to be nice to you for once in a while but if you want to hold grudges then forget you!"

CONFESSIONAL

Alejandro: Man bringing back Heather reminds me of how much she drives me crazy and how much she drives me crazy! He finished in a dreamy way.

Heather: Ill admit, I am heartbroken, but hell be back, just wait!

Sierra: *looking in the toilet" Codykins? You in there?

END CONFESSIONAL

"Lets welcome our next returning camper Izzy!"

"Isocope is ready to win this time! Yea!"

Next Harold, Leshwana, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, Noah, Trent, Owen and Katie returned.

"So that 17 campers, only a few more to go people!"

Then Justin's entrance music started to play

"Wait but I'm already here! Who could possibly be good looking enough to receive my music but me?"

The boat came to reveal quite a surprise. Here came a taller, smarter, stronger, better looking CODY. He actually looked 17 instead of 12.

"Everyone welcome back, Cody!"

Most girls stared in awe, while Lindsay fainted, and Gwen was love struck.

"Cody! The Codester, The Code-miester! Welcome back man!"

"Dude! Siked to be back man! And I guess I'm the last to return ay?"

His voice was just about as deep as Noah, either this dude had a growth spurt, or he was on steroids!

"!"

Sierra shouted as she jumped on Cody in a passionate yet vicious bear hug, and yet, he caught her and embraced back. "Hey Sierra, I like your hair."

Her hair was fully grown and instead of dying it purple, she had it dye a dark violet red. "EEEE! He likes my hair! Did you hear that guys? HE LIKES IT!" Cody chuckled at this.

CONFESSIONAL

Cody: Over the summer, I started to realize what Sierra felt for me, and I think I'm beginning to feel the same way about her. I just hope Gwen doesn't come and try to hook up with me, that just goes to show whether she takes looks over character, and I hate those type of girls…

Gwen: *in daze with a lustful look on her face*

Chris: DANG! Did you see him, even Chef and Owen fell for him! Well those two are like gay so…

END CONFESSIONAL

Sierra let go him and realized what position she and him were in. She was being gripped by the bottom of her waist, and her legs were wrapped around his hips and with her hands on his chest, and they were only inches apart. "Wow Cody, you've been working out." She said in the seductive voice tone that no boy could resist.

"MMMMM Steamy!" Chris said laughing menacingly. "But its time to reveal our newest campers!"

Then 19th boat appeared to reveal a brunette, about Gwen's height, wearing a red hoodie and baggy jeans with red and white converses. "Everyone meet Mikayla."

"Hey guys, " she said with a smile, "Nice to meet you all and…wow.." Her voice dazed as she saw Alejandro.

"No! Don't fall for him! He's trouble!" Leshwana shouted.

"Is our little black rap star still sad about the hard break up? Our ties weren't meant for each other. Fate was against us! It's ok Leshwana. Youll get over me soon." He finished with that trademark smirk he and Duncan shared.

CONFESSIONAL

Leshwana: Oh yea…that Latino is gonna pay…

END CONFESSIONAL

The next boat pulled up to reveal boy about Duncan's height, wearing a Lebron James jersey and basketball shorts.

"Yo! Tyler, I've seen you on the sports challenges, maybe I can show you some tricks ay?"

"Uh sure.." he replied.

"Everyone meet TJ!"

"Look, I know not who you are and I have no business with you but I would just like to say.." his voice trailed off as he walked to Courtney and started again, "HEY." He said with a killer smirk and a flirty tone.

"Not cute boy! Err TJ! I don't like flirty guys like you!"

"Alright lemme break out the Smolder.." he put his face down for a few seconds and raised his head to reveal a face the looked like the look on a person face when he purposes to his wife.

Courtney looked back at him with a pimp slap, knocking him to the ground. "OWWW! YOU BROKE MY SMOLDER!"

"On with the show people!" Chris said as the next boat pulled up.

It revealed a very…revealing girl…lets say with stripper clothing and a model strut..

"Everyone meet Rayven!"

"Ah man," Cody said as the last contestant came, "I know this guy he is an absolute faggot!"

"Hey boys! Hi Chris! Hi Justin!"

This new boy came up and Chris a bear hug.

"Um Andre?"

"Yea?"

"Your making me feel uncomfortable here"

"Eh sorry!"

"Faggot," he muttered under his breath, "So heres the deal, you guys will be split only in two teams of two this time, and I make the names this time, go to the right when I call your name. Bridgette, Gwen, Tj, Courtney, Owen, Cody, Sierra, Duncan, Noah, Heather and Alejandro. You guys will be called, The Eerie Oblivion!

"Hmph, nice name this time around, but I better not jinx it" Noah said with a smirk.

"The opposing team will be, Justin, Lindsay, Harold, Leshwana, Andre, Mikayla, Rayven, Katie, Geoff, Trent, and Izzy. You guys will be The Crappy Nameless!"

"ALRIGHT I totally jinxed it!" Noah said as he gave Cody a high-five.

CONFESSIONAL

Katie: Ok so the teams are obviously unfair, we get all the new people! Duh! If Sadie were here we'd kill this game!

Alejandro: Well picked teams Chris, I reprimand you on that.

Mikayla: I am going to kill this game like I do in chess, I am Heather and Alejandro's worst nightmare!

Lindsay: *tapping on the camera* Tyler! Why did you get so small?

END CONFESSIONAL

"Everyone get settled and get to know each other, little miss princess got her lawyers on me and now I can't challenge you on the first day!"

Next on Total Drama Mayhem, our campers get in quite the predicament, and things get good between Sierra and Cody, is this affecting Gwen? What happened between her and Duncan? And what will become of Heather and Alejandro? And will Tj ever start flirting with someone else? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Mayhem!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters or the Total Drama Series.

Well that's the first chapter, please review! Im all ears for constructive critics! NO FLAMES PLEASE!