Real Life

Yay Yuki is back with her love! (maybe)

Ahh sleeping is the best thing especially with a warm body next to you. . . Body next to me. . . Body, I . . . Body . . . "BODY, Ahh GET THE HELL OUT!" Yes if you couldn't guess I had forgotten about yesterday, I was currently slapping the person in my bed and running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

"Rapist, murderer, you killed Fu, Fu." Yes Fu, Fu is my sleeping rabbit that is huge and pink, (I really have a big pink rabbit if you're wondering and yes I do sleep with it) I started to run out the room when I was suddenly suspended in the air and me being me, looked up to see Auron. "AURON, THEIRS A RAPIST IN THE BED AND HE KILLED FU, FU!" He looked at me confused and then as if I had grown three heads. "Yuki you realize that it was me in the bed and I moved you're so called Fu, Fu down on the ground. . ." I screamed and ran to where Fu, fu was, oh was screaming a bad idea, suddenly the door burst opened, showing Jecht, and Braska, at first I didn't pay any mind to them that was until, out the corner of my eye, I saw red hair and brown.

"What the hell you two doing here?"

Time skip*&^%$

We were all sitting on my tiny couch and I pulled out chairs and whatever else I could find to sit down in. "Yuki I think you sort of over reacted about Fu, Fu and own an apology to Auron." I looked over at Auron and then at Lila, "No." I was my reply everyone sweat dropped and sort of dropped the subject.

"Anyways Lila, Castiell, what are you doing here? I thought ya'll were going out of town to the convention that was happening today." They looked at each other and laughed. "Well we were until we came here to check on you to tell you we were leaving and you know what we find, three full grown men in your house. You have got to stop housing the homeless Yuki what if one of them was a rapist/murderer?" I wanted to laugh and just kick them out so we could go find the girl that can connect worlds, but I kept a straight face and looked at them calmly.

"Well then I guess I would have been raped and dead. They sweat dropped one more time and gave me something, I opened my hands to look at it.

"Since you aren't taking this seriously, we are giving this to you and if you need anything call and we are going to call to check on you." I looked at them and felt like a child to the couple.

"What am I a kid that thinks she's old enough to be home by herself? I don't need a phone you guys are over reacting and . . . IS that angry birds?" With that they quickly left seeing that I was distracted with the game. I was playing it and then a little note popped up on the screen.

Dear Yuki this was only a demo to give us enough time to leave and for you not to rant at us, be careful Castiell says that he worries about how gullible you and need special treatment. Other than that we love you and stay safe.

Love Lila and Castiell

I looked and read the little note again. "YOU ASSHOLES GET BACK HERE!" There was another ding and I looked at the phone again.

P.S.

We are not assholes we want your safety.

Love Castiell and Lila

I sighed and tossed the phone on the couch, I looked over to see the guys drinking the tea I made earlier. I didn't know why but this felt normal and I didn't want this to end.

"You guys we or I am going shopping for clothes later what size do you guys wear?" At first they looked at me like I was crazy and then they set the cup down.

"Why can't we wear our regular clothes?" I looked at Braska his hair was sticking in all types of directions and it was very hard not to laugh.

"Because you know what would happen, you would get mobbed by fangirls/guys and I would have to save you and that's a lot of work." I moved and looked at Auron. "And I am sorry I called you a rapist murderer." I looked away and pulled to cups away and walked to the kitchen, it was Braska that followed me.

"Don't worry about Auron he has already forgiven you, he talked a lot about you in the farplane and I have wanted to meet you, but to meet you in person is a very interesting sight." I smiled and thanked him, he left and I was washing the dishes. I looked over to the refrigerator and saw a little not posted on the side and read it, at first I was confused because I couldn't read the note and then it clicked.

"SHIT I'M LATE!" I ran around the house the men were confused I didn't really care to explain to them, and I didn't even care that I was practically ripping my clothes off in front of them. "Shit, shit, shit, SHIT!" Yes that is what I was saying as I ran around trying to get the blazer on and the wrap around skirt. I was heading to the door and grabbed the keys off the little table. I ran to the door I was half way down the road when I realized I didn't grab shoes, so I ran back and grabbed the first pair I saw.

"Um Yuki we were wondering what to eat?" I stopped and remembered I had three guys here and I couldn't leave them alone they were practically children.

"AH I'M LATE GET IN THE CAR!" With that they practically ran over each other trying to get to the driving machine, at first they were hesitate, that hesitate state stopped when I flung them into the car. I didn't care who was in front I just threw one of them in the front.

TIME SKIP&^%$#

I sighed in relive as I opened the door to the game store nobody was lining the store like usual and I even had a little time to get them some breakfast and some clothes. I was so tired that I didn't notice the three girls that came in.

"Um hello we are looking for the game Kingdom Hearts and were wondering if you still had it in . . . Who are they?" I looked to the girl with lovey dovey eyes and then where her finger was pointing. There stood Auron his pants hugging his waist and his shirt a little too tight, it took all my will power not to drool and jump his bones immediately. Then Braska decided to make an appearance and damn he was hot, he had on a white shirt with a blue button up shirt that made his eyes stand out, I gave him some black skinny jeans because that was what reminded me of him, then as if I couldn't get anymore bothered (If you know what I mean) Jecht decided to come out, I felt my cheeks burn, not the burn with a blush, but an actual burn, they looked at me worried and rushed over to me, that didn't help.

"Um, Yuki your nose is bleeding profusely do you need anything?" The three girls squealed and hugged each other. It was then that they ran out of the store and back where they came from. "Damn," was the only thing that I could say, as they stood there? Jecht seemed to get it and moved closer, I had to step back and move to get the stash of tissues that Lila had, yes she has nose bleeds when very hot guys come in.

TIME SKIP*&^%$#

"What are we doing here, at this McDonalds?" I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't, for you see any pressure put on my face would cause the nose bleed to worsen. Yes I had it sort of under control, but Jecht didn't seem to like that and would constantly do weird things to make it act up again.

FLASHBACK&^%$#

"Yuki, what's this thing right here?" He currently had his clothes on that I bought him and I was trying hard, so hard not to look at him.

"It's a gaming consol." I turned and acted like I was busy counting the money. That didn't seem to satisfy him and he moved closer to me, and held it in front of him. "Can I play blitz ball on it?" He looked over to me and then tried to get me to look at him some more. I was so busy trying not to pay attention to him that I didn't feel the hand on my side running up and down. "Or can I play a game on you?" That was my over load and I felt more blood drip down and I think I fainted.

END OF FLASH BACK&^%$

Why me, why do I always end up with the embarrassing moments. I went through the drive threw so that if there was any girls in the restaurant I could save their lives. I moved to the little speaker and I told them to hold on a minute.

"Ok what do you want; they have burgers, drinks and parfaits (Sorry if I spelled that wrong) and pies." They looked at me like I didn't know what I was talking about. I sighed and just turned to the speaker.

"Hello," "Yes I'm here what would you like miss?" "Yes sorry if this is a long list, but I need four big Mac meals, three apple juices and a sprint, four apple pies and four parfaits." I moved to pull out a wallet from the glove box and waited for the total.

"Okay I have four big Macs, three apple juices, a sprite, for apple pies, and four parfaits, will that be all?" I looked at them and then back at the speaker. "Yes," "Your total is forty-thirty; please pull up to the first window." I sighed and felt so poor after I paid.

Time skip&^%$#

I looked over to the occupants in the car and felt so small. The lady at the window was starring at all of them and I couldn't help, but want to cry, it took hours before we got our food. I had to get the manager, and she wasn't any help at all.

FLASH BACK *&^%$#

"Can I have our food please, or the manager maybe." She didn't even respond, I was getting out the car and then looked at the girl. "MANAGER!" I yelled and soon a short woman with a goddess body came out. "Yes, oh um Miko what the hell give them their food." The girl didn't respond only kept staring, I looked over to who she was staring at and saw it was Braska. I sighed and felt as if I was going to die of embarrassment the other cars were honking by now and I had to hurry this up. "BRASKA, GET OUT THE VEHECHEL AND COME SEDUCE THE WOMAN FOR OUR FOOD!" At first the car door didn't move and then there was some talking and then the door opened. Everything was quiet the cars stopped honking, the people stopped eating and looked out the window, the birds even stopped chirping, I wanted to die how quiet it was, and then he spoke.

"Ma'am if you could be so kind can we have our food?" I wanted to just die, to just die. The lady literally threw the food at me and didn't even get the money from me as I threw Braska back in the car.

"GODDAMN IT I CANT TAKES YOU EYE CANDY ASSES ANYWHERE!" I moved to the highway and didn't want to look back at them.

End flashback*&^%$#

We were now eating at an abandoned park and I had to make sure no one I knew was there. Hey just cause it is abandoned doesn't mean that people that I knew don't go there.

"Okay everyone go to that table right there and I will grab the napkins and food." They all obliged and moved away, I carried the bags that weighed a freaking ton, what the hell did that woman put in there?" I looked in and saw a lot of big Macs and fries, tons of pies and like three parfaits, I wanted to cry.

"Okay I hope you're hungry because we have to eat a lot thanks to you guys being eye candy." They looked at me and then I set the bags down in between us. I pulled out all the Macs and handed enough to have an even amount for everyone. The fries were going to be spilt so I dumped them all in the bag, and the parfaits I let the boys have I didn't see our drinks anywhere, and wanted to complain about how dry our throats were going to be, but I guess letting them figure that out would be good too.

Well that was freaking long well not that long any ways am working on the next chapter now. I hope you enjoyed oh by the way I don't own any of the other games mentioned in this fanfic or anime that was remarked. And I hoped that it wasn't to boring.