Jaazi: Yep, another repost…
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Previously
They all stood and managed to get themselves untangled. After the Charmed ones got over their shock two voices cried out "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
Chapter Two: Confusion and Irritation
The two voices were none other than Seto Kaiba and Piper Halliwell(1) . Before anyone could answer Piper turned to Paige, "Paige! Crystals!"
"Oh, right! Crystals circle!" Paige orbed a few white crystals and circled them around the strange new comers.
Immediately, lightening like things created a dome surrounding them. Bakura growled in protest while Ryou's eyes widened in shock. Yugi hid behind Yami while Jou gaped .Kaiba just looked around in disbelief. Malik on the other hand squealed like a rabid fan girl.
"Yami. yami, yami Oh Ra! LOOK! It's, it's…the Charmed Ones! Oh my Ra! I thought they were just a TV show but here they are!" he continued his ranting and all the others stared. Marik didn't mind since his hikari was hanging on his arm like there was no tomorrow.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!" Bakura shouted. Malik stopped and whimpered a bit.
"You, explain yourself this instant and I might spare your life!" he pointed to a very pissed off Piper.
"Leo! Leo! For God's Sake Leo get your ass down here this instant!" Piper yelled irately.
In a flurry of white and blue glowy sparks, a man with golden brown hair appeared beside her.
"Uh, hey, honey what's the matter?" Leo asked nervously.
"Don't you hey honey me, dammit," Piper glared at him.
"Wait a minute, I know you people. You're from that cartoon show," Phoebe thankfully intervened, she turned to Paige, "you know the one with the card game that's way too complicated for the 5 year olds who watch it."
"Yu-Gi-Oh?" Paige leaned closer to look at Yugi and Yami, "Oh my God, you're right!"
"We're a cartoon show?" Yami gave her a confused look.
"For fucking 5 year olds?" Bakura growled.
"But didn't Malik just say they're the ones from TV?" Yugi asked Yami meekly.
"You shouldn't trust everything Malik says, Yugi," Yami said sagely. Bakura snorted at this comment.
"Leo start talking. The book turned it's pages to the Yin-Yang page, we said the spell, and a bunch of human looking cartoon characters wind up in our attic!" Piper practically yelled this in his ear. He cringed and tried to explain to his agitated wife.
"Well, Piper there are alternate dimensions. These dimensions all have some sort of magic in them," Leo began calmly.
"What's that got to do with cartoon characters?" Phoebe inquired.
"Some people can glimpse other dimensions but to them it's just an idea or inspiration for a story or cartoon, etc. They don't know that they see the lives of other people. It's the same with these people," As Leo explained all this Kaiba and Marik were getting very annoyed.
"As much as we enjoy listening to you guys talk about as if we weren't here, we'd much appreciate it if you let us out of this cage!" Kaiba roared the last bit.
"Yes, yami-dark does not like this cage. If yami-dark is not let out with hikari mine, he will be very upset." Marik said his insanity making itself evident.
"Silver-pretty shouldn't touch that, will get hurt. Hikari-mine says so," Marik warned Ryou who was reaching out to feel the lightening dome. He quickly took back his hand.
"I think it would be best if we all introduce ourselves…" Leo, being a pacifist, quickly suggested in order to prevent a fight from the insane blonde.
"Oh, oh! I know who you are." Malik jumped up and down waving his hand in the air like an eager student.
"You're Leo the white-lighter(2). Piper the oldest with the power to freeze and blow things up. Phoebe the middle one with the power of premonition, empathy, and levitation. And Paige the youngest with the power of telekinesis and teleportation." Malik grinned. The Charmed Ones and Leo stared at him in shock, how did he know so much about them?
"Wow, how creepy was that?" Phoebe asked stunned
"Okay, how about telling us who you are? Actually, how about the quiet white haired sweetie tells us who you are?" Phoebe cooed, pointing at Ryou. Ryou blushed a bright red and shifted uncomfortably.
"Well, umm, I-I'm Ryou a-and this is my yami B-Bakura. The shorter of the two t-tanned blondes is M-Malik and the taller one is his y-yami Marik…" Before Ryou could finish, Kaiba rudely cut him off.
"I'm Seto Kaiba, CEO of KaibaCorp, and if you don't let me out of here I'll sue you to an inch of your life…. What is the mutt doing here?"
Jou who had been in a stunned silence this entire time immediately growled at Kaiba, "I AM NOT A DOG!…Oh hi I'm Jou." he added sheepishly.
"And the two runts with electrocuted starfish for hair are the stupid Pharaoh and his wimpy hikari midget Pharaoh." Bakura never passed a chance to taunt the Pharaoh. Yami's left eye was twitching in annoyance of the entire situation.
"Bakura," he hissed in warning to the smugly smirking Tomb Robber.
"I am Yami and this is my hikari Yugi. Would you be kind enough to tell us how we got here and why?"Yami inquired the Charmed Ones in his most regal tone.
"For the how, we summoned you using magic and as for the why, … well we're not sure yet," Paige giggled nervously.
Kaiba who had finally comprehended the fact that magic did exist let out an audible groan. How come he always got dragged into these messes?
"Uh-oh, umm, Piper? There isn't any spell to return them, in fact the YinYang page is blank!" Phoebe braced herself for what she knew was coming.
"What the hell? What do you mean we can't send them back! Ok, ok, I'm calm…" Piper said, taking deep breaths.
"Hey ladies, can't ya just put a Return-to-Sender stamp on us, or somethin' ?" Jou asked.
"NO WE CAN'T JUST PUT A STAMP ON YOU AND SHIP YOU OFF!" Piper exploded at Jou.
"Mutt, you're more of an idiot than I thought and I already thought pretty low of you" Kaiba smirked.
Kaiba watched as Jou's eyes sparked in anger… how he loved taunting his puppy…Wait, his puppy? Where'd that come from? Kaiba decided to ignore those thoughts. Everybody started arguing and yelling at once. All except Ryou, Yugi, and Leo who were watching everybody with exasperation. Leo finally gave out.
"Will everybody quiet down and let me explain!" he was greeted with a stunned silence
"Thank you. Now first off, yes everybody here is from a TV show in each other's dimension," Leo turned to the three sisters.
"For them we are the made up characters and vice versa. That's probably why …Malik, is it?…" Malik nodded eagerly, "That's why Malik knows so much about us, he's probably a fan of the show. Secondly the reason the Yin-Yang page is missing is because they won't be able to get back to their dimension until everybody here helps each other out and accomplish whatever task is needed from you."
Leo then walked over to the group of boys and picked up one of the white crystals. The lightening dome disappeared abruptly. Malik immediately ran over and glomped Paige.
"You're my faaaavvoooorite witch. Can you go anywhere like really far away places or just close by places?" Malik asked in a very hyper tone.
Paige was having trouble breathing since Malik's grip on her hadn't loosened up even a bit. Marik was seething with jealousy. He stalked over to them and tore Malik off of Paige. Paige gasped for breath and didn't notice the death glare Marik sent her way even though everybody else saw it (except his extremely oblivious hikari).
"Let's all go to the living room and then you guys can give us more details," Leo suggested in order to prevent any problems Marik might start.
Everybody went downstairs. Once they all settled down on the sofas, Phoebe said the one thing that was on her mind the entire time.
"The yin-yang spell was supposed to summon an angel/demon thing. Remember it said something about balance and a dark and light half? So, why did a bunch of young boys fall into our attic?" Bakura growled at Phoebe's question.
"I'm older than all you adults combined…Pharaoh care to explain why we arrived when they said the spell… no never mind I'll explain. The Pharaoh and I are dark spirits trapped in 2 of the 7 millennium items. Ryou and Yugi are our light halves, reincarnations, vessels etc. They used to have to share their bodies with us, until the baka Pharaoh finally remembered how to make some bodies of our own. Malik and his yami…well let's just say they take the term 'split personality' to a whole other level. That's probably why we were brought here by your spell. We are yamis and our vessels are hikaris. I have no idea what the priest and the mutt are doing here," Bakura explained impatiently.
"I am not a priest!"
"I am not a dog!" Kaiba and Jou exclaimed simultaneously. Everybody ignored them.
"Alright, now that everybody knows who everybody else is, we would like to know where we are and before you ask we're from Domino, Japan." Yami said. He was promptly answered by Malik.
" We're in San Francisco, California!" he said in a very cheerful, very annoying tone.
"Awesome! We gotta go sight seein'." Jou punched the air enthusiastically. "We've got more important…" Kaiba trailed off as a jingling noise was heard. "The Elders need to speak with me, it's important," Leo told Piper, and with that he orbed out in another flurry of blue and white.
Suddenly, Phoebe was hit by dizzy spell and swayed, "Oh… my…God. P-piper, Paige. Kitchen, now."
TBC
(1) Ok Everybody here can speak English cause I really don't want to deal with language problems
(2) White lighters are sort of guardian angels that help and guide witches. Leo and Piper fell in love and married breaking the rule of witches and white lighters not being allowed to marry in the process
BTW: I always think of Kaiba and Jou as yami and hikari that's how they made it to this fic.