This is the second chapter of my original one-shot. People loved it so much that I decided to do a second chapter. *Note, there are sex references* It's a different form of humor than the first, less random.
So Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I just embarrass the characters...

"Why is he here?" Dan questioned when he saw Serena walking towards Dan with Chuck.

Serena always walked with Dan to school but today Chuck joined them.

"My mom got sick of him skipping school just so he can go to a strip club and look at girls. She would then get a call from the school to tell her Chuck is not at school just when Chuck usually walks through our door drunk as hell and with his shirt backwards, smelling like some random flowery perfume." She sighed, "So she asked to me walk with him to school today which pretty much means I'm babysitting him."

Chuck grimaced at the word babysit but he then said "If your babysitting me then why don't you skip the baby part and just sit on me instead? We can go back to the limo and you can sit and ride on me."

"Your disgusting Chuck." Serena said while hoping that this won't become a regular event.

"Ummm…Chuck, that's my girlfriend your talking about." Dan spoke up.

"So?"
"Nevermind." Dan said as he turned towards the stores lining the streets pretending to look at the windows.

"Hey, can you guys hold on a sec? I left my cell in the limo, I'll go back and get it." Serena walked off in a hurry towards their parked limo. For about 5 minutes Dan and Chuck stood there in awkward silence.

"Hey-"

"Don't care." Chuck interrupted.
Dan started walking towards a window to escape from his counterpart when he suddenly tripped and began to fall when Chuck decided to help him out and caught him by the arm. Dan was jolted upright and placed his hand on Chuck's shoulder to balance himself. Dan was about to thank him when an unwelcome intruder came.

"ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!! The rumors are TRUE!!!! DUCK IS REAL!!!!" The 13-year-old girl shrieked towards her friends.

"What the Fuck." Chuck muttered, an annoyed expression planted on his face.

"Who are they?" Dan asked.

"Gossip Girl fans apparently." He turned towards the pre-teen mess of argueing and screaming, "I am not, nor will I ever be in any kind of a relationship with Cabbage Patch over here."

Right then Serena skipped into the scene.

"Hey guys, I'm back, woah…" she noticed the group of girls looking at them and squealing.

"AHHHHH!!! OMG!!! I WAS RIGHT!!! C/S IS REAL!!!" another girl yelled out, she settled down a bit, "You guys look SO cute together!"

"No see…" Serena started.

"OMG!!! I HAVE TO TXT GG RIGHT NOW!!!"

Serena groaned when she saw flashes from the cell phones indicate that pictures were being taken. Sure enough, within minutes, the gossip queen sent out another update.

Incest or a Hot Mess?

Hey Upper East Siders,

Looks like the rumors might be true after all. Someone just sent me a tip that our favorite Bass kids could be up to something naughty. Spotted: C and S walking along New York's sidewalks in the morning with Lonelyboy. But by the looks of it, Lonelyboy will stay single. Stick around for the dirty details.

You know you love me,

XOXO Gossip Girl.

"Come on, lets hurry up and get to school before they do any more damage to our reputations." Serena stated.

"Or we can go back to the limo and-"

"No." Serena finished as she pulled Dan and Chuck along the concrete sidewalk.

So I hope you liked it! Please REVIEW and tell me what you think about this chapter! Were the sex jokes too awkward? 'cause I'm a C/S supporter :)
Thanks for reading!
-Sammy6618