I don't own Naruto.
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Entry 6
I met this chick Deidara. Oh, wait, he's not a girl. It's confusing, really. He has blonde hair, blue eyes, and he covers his left eye. She - I mean he - looks like a Malibu beach babe, save for the fact that he's a man. But I don't like him!
He's kinda weird too. He says 'un' at the end of his enjoys blowing up things, and is obsessed with art and explosions.
Sasori is Deidara's partner. He's a puppeteer himself. When I say that, I mean he's a puppet. How could he do that? I mean, you have to practically dissect yourself. That's scary. I'll ask him about it.
Tobi's in my room. I gotta stop writing.
~ Itachi, the only sane one in Akatsuki
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Entry 7
So, Tobi came in with house paint and painted my room pink with blue polka dots! Hmm, reminds me of Sasuke and his pink-haired classmate.
Anyway, the paint was horrible. The colors mixed and...you get it. The paint dripped on my bed and on our family picture. Yeah, I brought it with me.
Konan came, changed the bedsheets and gave Tobi the scolding of his life.
Then I went to sleep. O/_\O Weird, I know.
~ Itachi
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Entry 8
I spent the morning painting my room and cursing. Well, the hard work paid off. I painted it black with red lining. I even put the Uchiha symbol on it.
Hidan came in and saw my handiwork. He said it was awesome. He even called the entire Akatsuki to look at my 'art'.
When they saw it, they just gaped at the wall. What, haven't they seen anything like it before? I guess not.
Then Deidara blew up my room. He said that there's no art better than his. Sasori's puppet glomped him.
Of course I screamed.
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Entry 9
I forgot to mention Hidan. He's a religious freak.
When I was getting ice cream from the fridge, he walked up to me and asked what my religion is. I said I don't have one, and he offered to convert me to his religion, Jashinism. I said no, of course. He asked me why, then I said I'd rather convert to Christianity. He ran to his room, screaming curses.
Kakuzu is, well, a freak. I don't know what his specialty is, so I just labeled him as a freak.
Zetsu is a bipolar man-eater. He's also a Venus flytrap. It's strange; aren't they supposed to eat flies? That's why they're called flytraps...but whatever. And he has two halves; one is black and the other is white.
I think I'm in the wrong group. I'm supposed to be in Akatsuki, but I'm in Akatsufreak.
~ Itachi, the only one who's not a freak
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Entry 10
Allow me to introduce Tobi. He's a kid trapped in an adult's body. He's so hyper, it drives me insane. He's addicted to Spongebob, which makes Konan 'Pearl', Kisame 'Mr. Krabs', Deidara 'Patrick', and I am 'Squidward'.
He's a total dunce.
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