Beware the Effects of ZEROate!

Disclaimer: Don't own. Got 'em on loan from the AI BS department, who borrowed them, with special permission from the UAF BS Department.

Warnings: Minor SLASH Flames will be laughed at.

Discover Channel sadly announces that Haras Nesnetsrac's presentation on Dragons, promised to be next in the series on Bishounen: Quirks and Cautions, has been delayed due to problems with the study subjects. The present discussion will now pertain to the odd couple of Triton Bloomium and Quatre Winnerus with guest lecturer Artep Enilk.

Triton Bloomium is one of the hardest creatures to find. Often blending into the background, it is known to be indistinguishable from the creatures that it has joined. Often found in areas with high populations of Ozius, it can be found foiling technological advances.

Quatre Winnerus, on the other hand, is viewed to be an innocent and docile creature. Be warned: those who approach this creature must not intend to cause malcontent. This creature will ask but once for Ozius to surrender before attacking.

Do not attempt to approach Quatre Winnerus when creature is under the influence of ZEROate! Only the abilities of Triton Bloomium and Heero Yuyium can calm the Quatre Winnerus when under its control.

When not hindering Ozius operations, Triton Bloomium is believed to tempt fate in the company of lions and its closely related species, Catherine Bloomium. When not tangling with lions and the Catherine Bloomium, the Triton Bloomium can be seen searching for the Quatre Winnerus.

When together, the two species are often left alone by other species, such as the Maguanacus, which are highly protective of the Quatre Winnerus. Classical music is often heard before the mating rituals between the two species commence.

Thus ends the Lecture on Triton Bloomium and Quatre Winnerus. Next time we will, hopefully, discuss two species of Dragons.

Artep Enilk, signing off.

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Here are what my little abbreviations mean:

UAF ~ University of Alaska Fairbanks

BS ~ Bishounen Studies

AI ~ Art Institute

Guest Author ~ Grayswandir

Hehehe I gave Gray' a plot bunny! After Beta-ing the first part this got stuck in her head.

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