"Why is she so excited to go on a mission?" Kakashi asked. "She thought that Konoha would be boring since it's so peaceful looking, now she's just glad that it isn't so boring." Dita responded and they were off on their mission.

That night...

"Okay we should stop for camp. It's already late."

"Aw man but I'm still wide awake." Ryoko pouted in disappointment but everybody agreed with Dita and she had no choice but to go along with whatever they were doing. "You guys suck eggs."

Next Day

"Ryoko...aw man. Why does she have such a hard time waking up early?" Dita shook Ryoko to wake her up, but she didn't budge. "Oh so it's like that huh?" Dita went outside and took a branch from a nearby tree and went back into the tent. She laughed a bit to herself and wacked Ryoko with the tree branch.

Again...Ryoko flew out of her sleeping bag and went into a mad fit. "Well I knew she would yell at me but it was worth it" Dita thought to herself as she had a small smile while Ryoko was chewing her out. "Why are you smiling?" Ryoko asked suspiciously.

"Um..no reason you should know about." Dita got ready and walked outside and Ryoko followed suit. Itachi came rushing over to Dita.

"Kakashi had a dream about you and he woke up happy in the pants!"

"Wow...I feel special." Dita went a slight pink. "Yeah special ed." Ryoko said. "Shut up!! At least I wasn't talking about how hot you thought Itachi was all night!"

Ryoko felt a murderous intent and her eyes sparkled with it. She pulled out a kunai and started chasing Dita with it. "You evil little traitor!" Kakashi was curious if Ryoko really would hurt Dita with her kunai when conveniently, Ryoko shouted, "I swear on my parent's grave that I will hurt you so bad you'd wish you never been born!!"

Dita was so focused on staying away from Ryoko that she didn't even notice that she was about to bump into Kakashi . Dita ran into him and fell back."Ow! My nose!" She got up and was curious if Kakashi really was happy in the pants. When she looked down she saw a wet spot that had traces of white. Dita started laughing so hard she was rolling on the ground.

"You really were happy in the pants!" Just then, Ryoko's shadow towered over Dita. "Hehe...I've got you now. DIE!!!!!!!!!"

Ryoko raised her arm and was about stab Dita when Itachi came up behind her and grabbed her hand before she could hurt Dita. Ryoko felt her face turn warm and she couldn't breathe. "Curses. The old Ryoko is coming out now," and she passed out.

" You know sometimes her easily fainting can come to an advantage," Dita said as she got up. "So who is going to carry her?"

Kakashi and Dita looked at Itachi. "You expect me to carry her?"

"Well...yeah. You're the one who likes her." Kakashi said. "You like Ryoko? How very interesting...just wait until she's regain conciousness." Dita knows she would not hear the end of Ryoko's complaining.

Itachi picked up Ryoko and they continued towards their destination.

Sometime Later

Ryoko slowly opened her eyes and the first thing she saw was Itachi carrying her. "Put me down!" Itachi was a bit shocked since her voice came out of nowhere and he just dropped her on the ground. "Ow! Don't have to be so rough." Ryoko got up and was patting the dirt off of her clothes. "So did I miss anything?"

Dita had an idea on what to say but decided not to since she knew it would trigger Ryoko's temper. Even though she was used to her temper she didn't necessarily enjoy her always getting mad at every little thing. "No...not much but we're nearly there."

"Well it's about time." Ryoko's stomach started to growl after she said this. "Aw man. I forgot that I haven't eaten since we left. Damn I'm gonna starve! Let's see did I pack any snacks or are those just weapons?" She started digging through her pack vigorously and throwing anything that wasn't food around.

"My worse nightmare has come true! How am I supposed to complete a mission on an empty stomach?" Ryoko's stomach started to growl even more.

"If we pick up the pace we can get to village sooner and you can eat there," Dita suggested.

Ryoko threw all her stuff back in her pack and sped off crying out "Food! Oh holy sacred food!" as she disappeared in a cloud of dust her feet picked up as she ran off.

Everyone sweatdropped. "In all the time I've known her I have never seen her so...hungry." Dita stated in a dumbstruck tone.

Kakashi replied by saying, "Well, there's a first time for everything.." Kakashi turned to Itachi. "Like having a crush...right Itachi?" Kakashi laughed to himself as Itachi ignored him and continued walking.

In the distance they could hear a scream. "That sounded like Ryoko!"

The three of them sped off hoping that nothing bad had happened. When they got there they saw Ryoko with a table full of food right in front of her and she was stuffing herself like a pig as she was crying a bit from happiness.

"I think I found my one true love." Ryoko said after gulping down a dumpling. Dita looked around but didn't see any guys. "Who is it?"

Ryoko held up food in her hands and gladly stated, "FOOD!" Ryoko thought that the others would want some of her food and pulled the table closer to her. "Nobody...touches...the...food...got it?" She had that possesive look and the others took one step back away form her.

The person eating behind her turned and asked, "How in the hell are you going to eat that much and not be fat?" Ryoko turned around slowly with foam at her mouth. "My food get your own!" She turned back to her food and everyone in the resturaunt left the place.

"C'mon Ryoko we gotta look for this crimelord guy and-" Dita didn't dare say a word after Ryoko gave her an evil look for interupting her eating. "Okay I'll leave you alone." Dita nodded her head in disappointment. "A hungry Ryoko and a table full of food doesn't work well if you even go within two feet of her." Itachi and Kakashi nodded in agreement.

That Evening

They find where the crimelord was hiding out and being her irrational self, Ryoko busts down the door making a huge entrance. "Okay where is he?!" she demanded.

"Geez, relax Ryoko. How about we split up and look for him?" Dita recommended. "I'll have Ryoko and Itachi go together just to piss her off and to bring them together...mainly to piss her off though." Dita smiled at this thought. "Okay Ryoko and Itachi you two go right and me and Kakashi will go left."

"Hey wait a second...why do I have to go with him?" Ryoko complained.

"Because you two make a cute couple." Kakashi and Dita accidently blurted that out. Ryoko and Itachi blushed at this.

"Yeah you and Kakashi make a cute couple two ha!" "How do ya like them apples huh Dita hahahahahahaha!" Ryoko marched off with Itachi happy that she had the last word that left Dita and Kakashi blushing as well.

"Ha! That'll teach that little imp to mess with Aizawa, Ryoko!" Ryoko proudly went through the dark halls until Itachi noticed a kunai with an exploding tag attached to it go off.

"I think they found him." Itachi ran in the other direction and Ryoko followed.

Dita and Kakashi were already fighting the guy by the time they had arrived. "Well they don't need our help." Ryoko sat down and watched the fight.

"We should still help though." Itachi protested. "Why?" "It'll be quicker." Itachi pulled up Ryoko and joined in the fight. Ryoko yawned. "You know that sleepy feeling you get when you're really full?"

Dita threw a shuriken at Ryoko. "That'll wake you up ya big-" Ryoko dropped and fell asleep. "You've gotta be kidding me." She went over to Ryoko and slapped her awake.

"Ow!" Ryoko was rubbing her cheek. "Will you get up you're lazy ass and help!"

"Oh right...forgot about the mission hehe." Ryoko got up and readied herself when out of nowhere Dita gets hit a kunai from the back.

"Ouch!" Dita pulled out the kunai and yelped in pain. Kakashi looked over and saw her injury. "Dita!" He went over to her. "How bad is it?"

"Oh please she'll be perfectly fine. She's Dita after all." Ryoko said and went up to the raging crimelord and punched him so hard he went flying to the wall. "Yeah do that one more time and see what happens!" The crimelord caught her off gaurd and tripped her. "Ah! You son-of-a-"

Just then he pulled out a sword. "Ah crap." He stabbed Ryoko through her stomach and Ryoko screamed in pain and fell back. Itachi came over just in time to save Ryoko before the crimelord can fininsh her off. "Are you okay Ryoko?"

"Yeah I'm fantasticly well...what do you think?! I just got a-" Ryoko shut her mouth because it was too painful to shout and she realized she should be more grateful that he just saved her.

"It's a shame. I had expected more of Konoha shinobi." The crimelord laughed that laugh that all evil guys do.

Dita had recovered enough to fight again but Ryoko pushed herself and got up. "Dita!" Dita looked over and knew what Ryoko was thinking and nodded. "Right." They did their handsigns in perfect sync and at the same time said "Yin and Yang dragon summoning jutsu!" A black dragon appeared in front of Ryoko and a white dragon appeared in front of Dita. these are not the actual yin and yang dragons that they summoned

"So it's like that huh?" The crimelord started transforming into this ugly monster with magenta skin and large teeth that had saliva all over it.

"Oh that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in all my twenty years" Ryoko put her hand over her mouth to prevent herself from puking all over the dragon.

by the way peoples i kinda altered the characters ages so that the girls won't be liking the younger dudes so yeah...Kakashi and Itachi are both 21 years old. i know its totally off but you know a girl liking a younger guy is so incredibly dispicable...in my opinion at least. but i'm happy to report that i kept Genma's age the same though. and please for the love of god...do NOT ask me what chapter he's supposed to appear in because i haven't a clue cuz i have the whole story in like five notebooks and he doesn't appear until towards the middle of the first notebook. uh i think that's it...oh right i put the 4th hokage's age as 24 so no trippin' ppls...even though i know he should be older than that since he's Kakashi's sensei but yeah. sorry for interupting the story. i just had to get that out there.

"Let's see if you can defeat me now!" He laughed and Ryoko got so irritated at his laughing that she went on her dragon and had it attack him. "Take this you cocky bastard! Aw man he dodged it."

"You could at least create a strategy for once Ryoko!" Dita got on her dragon as well. Kakashi and Itachi were distracting him so that Dita and Ryoko can get the chance to take him down. "C'mon Ryoko now's our chance!" Ryoko yawned,"Yeah yeah I hear ya." The crimelord decided he had enough of Kakashi and Itachi and attacked Dita instead.

"Hahaha! Hello there pretty girl." he said as he attempted to push her off but only managed to break her rib instead. "Ow my rib! Uh Ryoko I could use a little help here!"

Ryoko was already behind the crimelord and shanked him with her sharpest kunai. "I told you not to hurt her again yet you still continue to do it." Ryoko kicked him off and he grabbed her leg and took her down with him. "Let go you filthy fudge pusher!" Ryoko tried to get him to let go of her leg but hit the ground with him.

Dita jumped off her dragon as Ryoko's dragon returned to its world. She ran to Ryoko but she was unconsious. Itachi and Kakashi came over. "Ryoko..." Itachi checked her vital signs. "She has a pulse" Itachi picked her up. "We need to get her medical attention as soon as possible. She lost a lot of blood when she pushed herself earlier. Dita needs to see a doctor for her rib and kunai wound as well."

"Right" Kakashi agreed.

Next Day that Afternoon

Ryoko woke up in the hospital on a bed and Itachi was sitting next to her. She got up and looked at Itachi who was still sleeping. "Why is he here?" She looked to her left and saw Dita and noticed that Kakashi was also next to her. "Aw how cute."

Itachi woke up and pulled out kunai," Stay away from her!" He turned and saw that she was awake. "Oh...sorry about that." and he put away the kunai. "So are you feeling any better?"

"Yeah..." There was an ackward silence between them until Ryoko broke it by saying, "You better have been here on orders."

"What are you talking about? I only stayed here because...nevermind. Anyways you should be more grateful since I saved your life backed there."

Ryoko wasn't going to take that since her pride got the best of her. "I didn't ask you to save my life now did I?" "Well excuse me for saving your life your royal highness."

"If I was royalty you wouldn't be talking to me like that." "I know I was using sarcasim."

"Yeah I know that of course but still." Itachi was getting irritated. "Still what?" "Still, I didn't need your help back there. I'm fully grown woman."

"Yeah but you could mature a bit." Itachi said. "And you need to lighten up!" Ryoko crossed her arms and turned her head away from him.

"I never should've...forget it." Itachi turned his head as well. "Who knew she would be so...ungrateful. Yet I still like her...what is my problem?"

Kakashi looked over and chuckled to himself. Dita slowly woke up and smiled slightly that Kakashi was the first thing that she saw. Kakashi saw her awake, "Um Dita..."

"Yes?"

"I...um...I uh.." Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck. "You?" Dita wondered why he was stuttering. "I um...love you." Dita turned cherry red. "Wow...um" This was a very ackward moment for them both as you can imagine. "So...uh...you wanna go out sometime?"

Dita smiled and accepted.

So there's chapter 2 for ya. anyways i figured i would update it every week or if i'm feeling nice that week i'll put on two chapters. so uh yeah. i'll put up chapter 3 as soon as i can. until next time ya'll. peace out peace sign