August 38th 2015
Outside the lemur habitat
7:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski status report on the lemurs!" I said"The lemurs are…shaking their booties," Kowalski said. I faceplamed, "I meant the music!" "Music is getting louder," Kowalski said, "there keeping the whole zoo up!" "The Lemurs have closed the line for the last time," I said, "Commence Operation: Party Crashers!" "They brought out a piñata," Kowalski said, "gooey centers…" "Buttons!" "Focus Kowalski!" I said.
"Sorry," Kowalski said, "I suggest we go for the boom box." "Let's move!" I said. We landed in the lemur habitat and I said, "Julian your inference with the peace ends now!" "I am King," Julian said, "and I will have my 58 hour party!" "58 hours?" Kowalski said, "that against our treaty!" "I'm King and I am allowed to change my mind!" And then the music stopped and Rico smashed the boom box. "No!" Julian said. "Mission accomplished," I said. "I'll just take out my backup Boomy-box," Julian said. "What?" we all said. Julian brought out another bigger boom box and pushed play "I like to Move it" blared out of the speakers. Rico took out his Rocket launcher and blew it up, "Maurice open the backup boom box storage," Julian said.
"Where is the boom box storage," I asked. "Found it!" Kowalski said running to the tiki-bar. "Maurice stop him!" Julian said. Rico followed Kowalski and a loud explosion filled the air. "Nooo!" Julian shouted, "My boomboxes!" "This is for your own good julian," I said. "No, No, NOOOOO!" Julian said. "I'll go get the…thing," Maurice said. "The Thing?" I said. "Yes," Julian said. "Presenting," Maurice said, "the world's largest indestructible boom box!" "How is it indestructible?" Kowalski asked. "Because it belongs to the King!" "Rico!" I said, "Wait where's Rico?" A Tank appeared at the habitat wall the hatch open, "Ka-boom! Ka-boom! Ha! Ha!" Rico fired the tank's gun and destroy the so-called indestructible boom box. "Noooo!" Julian said, "Maurice you told me it was indestructible!" "when I told you that," Maurice said, "I was just telling you what you wanted to hear!"
"Mission Accomplished," I said, "you come to thank us ringtail!" "Wait come back! You have to pay for the damages!" Julian said. "Your not in charge here," I said, "the zoo overlords are…and I pretty sure they'll be glad the music stopped!" "But my fans!" Julian said. "Who cares," I said. We left the habitat despite Julian's angry protests and felt relieved that we finally brought some peace and quiet to the Zoo. "The Feet!" Mort said. "Mort you have to make my day worst!" Julian said, "Do not touch the royal feet!" "Maurice!" "I'll go ready the blender," Maurice said, "I need some mangos…" "Mort will get them!" Mort said running off. "Now if we could only fix some of Julian's other annoying habits," I said. "Based on my calculations the lemurs will get a new boom box in a week or so," Kowalski said. "It never ends," I said. Little did we know that X recorded the entire mission on video.