Authors note: I finally wrote the second chapter!!!!!!!!!! I would have updated sooner but I had a science project a Spanish final!!!!!! But anyway, hears chapter two, hope you enjoy, and don't forget to review. By the way thank you so much for adding this to your favorite stories lists three people who did so. That's really great but you know would be even greater?!?!?!?!?!? If you reviewed!!!!!!!!!! So please take the time and review, even if it's just one word, I mean come on people there is only one review on this whole story, do you know how sad that is? Very!!!!!!!!! So please, please review!!!!
After five minutes of pure agonizing torture and loneliness I decided to call Bella back and give her a piece of my mind, I mean I dare her hang up on me, so rude!!!
"Bella."
"Uhh, what do you want now?"
"God, I just called to tell you something and you make it sound like I'm so annoying and stupid."
"You are annoying, but just get on with your story, I don't have all day."
"Then answer my question, why do you sound so annoyed, was I interrupting something?" What could I possibly be interrupting that would be so important? Oh I bet I know.
"I know why you sound so annoyed, like I was interrupting you at an important moment, your cheating on my brother with Jacob aren't you? That's why you called in the first place wasn't it, to make sure he wouldn't find you about your little 'love affair' well let me tell you something human, my brother can do way better then you!!!!"
"Your crazy, I'm not in a love affair with Jacob!!"
"Bella who are you talking to?" I heard a voice in the background say.
"Oh was that Jake, well I won't interrupt you anymore, it sounds like he wants you back, you better go!!!"
"That wasn't Jake, that was my father talking!!"
"Oh that's just sick, three way with your father and Jacob, what is your problem, is Mike Newton there too? Or now I guess I should say Mike Cullen, did you know he was my brother?"
"Mike Cullen? Your brother? Four way? My father?"
"I know, disgusting isn't it? Well don't blame me, you're the one sick enough to do that."
"I've done absolutely nothing!!!"
"Oh that's what you want Edward to think isn't it? Well guess what, I' telling him the truth."
"Go ahead, tell him whatever you think the truth is, I don't care, he'll believe me anyway."
"Oh yah?"
"Yah!"
"Well why don't we just call him and see, you dirty little-"
"Excuse me, your calling me names, you're the man whore!!!"
"Oh no you didn't just go there, God, one five way and suddenly you're a man whore."
"How is that even possible?"
"You should know, you're the one over there in a four right now."
"I am not!!!!"
"Yes you are!!!!"
"Whatever, I'm hanging up now."
"No wait, I have to put this on three way with Edward."
"Gay three way?"
"Not that kind of three way, three way calling you dirty mind."
"I have a dirty mind, look who's talking."
"What ever." I said as I pushed the three way calling button to connect us with Edward. God, that did sound kind of dirty, stupid Bella's got me thinking like that now. I swear, she will never get past the horny stage will she?
"Hello?"
"Hello dear brother, I have an announcement to make."
"What would that be?"
"I refer to you as dear brother and you just say, 'what would that be', god, rude!"
"Ok, dear brother, what do you wish to tell me?"
"That was better, it started to sound a little fake towards the end but better."
"Yah it did, oh would you jus get on with it!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok, I would just like to inform you that your dearest Bella has been cheating on you with the dog."
"Gasp, that can't be true, you must have something wrong dearest brother."
"Oh no, I speak the truth surly and truly."
"He is a liar love, don't believe that rubbish….wait, why are we talking like this? Bella asked.
"Cause it's fun."
"Could we please stop?"
"Sure dearest love, I mean Bells." Edward said, god he always did what she said.
"Edward, why don't you believe me?"
"Because, you jump to conclusions."
"What if I had video proof."
"You have no video proof!!!"
"How do you know that?"
"Because, nothing ever happened, how could you have proof of something that never happened?"
"Oh, I have my ways."