Chapter 2-Dancing Queen Plus Axel's Hair equals HELL

You can dance, you can jiiiive

Having the time of your life

Ooohoo see that girl, watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queeen!

It was official.

Roxas had gone into an insane comatose dream state that had made him delirious. But he supposed it was also possible that he had inexorably received the gift of brain damage from the red thing that had smashed into him. Santa maybe..?

Naaah, Christmas was way off.

Or, perhaps he was experiencing the feeling of being dead. But he'd heard that being dead was like being weightless, and that there was no longer any pain.

Yes, but that was heaven…maybe he was actually in hell? Because the noises he was now hearing could not possibly be coming from the big place above.

It was like the devil had ordered his dark demons to chant and screech the most atrocious secrets known to mankind. His ears felt like they were about to burst open and start gushing blood like Niagara falls!

He just wanted to return to his blissful dreaming about lemur's drowning in whipped cream. That was clearly safe. This malevolent music, however, was nowhere near safe.

You know that disturbing feeling you sometimes get? It's the one where you feel like something inevitable is going to happen. It could define how you live the rest of your life, but you don't know when, why, or how it's going to occur.

That was the ominous feeling this music was giving Roxas. The only difference was that he could tell it wasn't going to be a good defining moment, where he gets to suck on a cherry flavored lollipop afterwards, and walk away unharmed. This moment might possibly make him go insane. That was why it was not secure place for him to be.

He could hear someone talking in anxious tones, walking around him. It sounded vaguely like a males voice, cursing about something. He figured now was as good a time as ever to open his eyes and see if the red car had indeed thrown him into the pits of hell.

And to see if this guy was just waiting for the moment he opened his eyes so he could pounce on him and do bad things. Like rip his fingernails off and stick them leisurely in his eyes, just to make sure he suffered more.

Or something.

He slowly opened his eyes, and glanced up when he sensed someone (or something) staring at him like they were trying to catch him on fire. The first thing he saw was brilliant red hair, spikes flowing unkempt in all direction. In fact, it reminded him somewhat of a porcupine.

The demon look-alike appeared like he wanted nothing more than to devour Roxas, in more way than one. That's when Roxas knew his initial thought had been correct and he was in hell.

His first instinct was to throw a brick or something at the things face, so he could get the freak away. Or maybe even his socks, they usually smelled really bad this time of the day. Like cottage cheese, Riku had once told him.

But really, he'd never been one of those "sock it to em!" brave guys. So he did the only thing he could thing of. Beg like no other human being had ever done before.

"Please God! I'm sorry I looked at Gay Today porn! But Riku made me do it, the one you should really be smiting is that sonofabitch! Okay so I kinda, maybe, sorta liked it. But it wasn't my choice I swear. He alienated me into it or something. Oh, c'mon! Don't let this demon dude ravish meeee!"

Axel watched this bizarre scene take place with amusement dancing across his face. He chanced a look at the boys eyes, anticipating brown.

Azure.

Of course he should have expected that blondie here wouldn't have the same generic brown eyes that he was used to seeing in a potential interest. This kid was definitely special. His eyes were a deep azure blue that took Axel's breath away, and it was likely it was never going to be returned.

He smirked, this was going to be an interesting affiliation if the kid was full of surprises like that.

He disliked being ignored so he stood up, struck a pose and said with a slight smirk," Hey kid. If you would take a better look at this stunning face of mine, you might be in for a revelation. I am decidedly not the devil, and you are not in hell. The ravishing thing I can't promise on not going down however."

Roxas paused in mid-flail, and stared up ,with obvious suspicion on his face, at the man who was currently pretending to be a luscious model.

He did indeed have striking red hair, but that's where his thoughts that this guy may be a demon ended.

He had the most intense-green? No that was too general for this guys eyes. His eyes were more of a light jade color. Under each of these jade orbs he wore black tattoos that appeared to be in the shape of teardrops. (Teardrops? Could he get any gayer? )

He had a very slight body, but Roxas got the feeling if he wanted to, this guy could kick his ass to Neverland and back.

He had an exceedingly cocky smirk that just screamed, "LOOK AT ME! I AM SEXY, AND I WANT TO DO NAUGHTY THINGS TO YOU, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT LITTLE MAN!"

….Oh joy.

"Here blondie, let me help you up. We wouldn't want to get your nice white shirt all yucky brown, eh?"

Roxas thought he should have said red instead of brown, seeing as he had been run over and that could lead to…wait a minute. THAT JERK RAN HIM OVER! Roxas clenched his jaw together, but before he could get a good yell in he heard people whispering.

They both looked to their left sides simultaneously, and saw a growing crowd of curious onlookers who looked liked they were wondering what was going on. And contemplating whether they should call the police.

Axel really didn't want the cops to be called on him, so he sprang into action like a cheetah, wait a panther. No he felt more like a gazelle at this moment.

So he sprang into action (like a gazelle of course) with a plan he had ingeniously come up with in half a second.

"Oh my beloved monkey muffin, I am sooo sorry! I didn't mean to hit you so hard, it was supposed to be something akin to a love tap!"

Axel grabbed onto Roxas's jacket and started to sob like the maniac he was. The people standing on the sidelines still looked a little unsure however. Axel got even closer to Roxas and hugged him to his chest, smashing the boys cheeks into his pecs so he wouldn't protest and blow it.

He waved his hand toward the crowd in a distracted manner and said, " Oh you know, lovers spat and all that. He called me a sluttyface….so naturally I ran him over. Guess I got a little bit carried away, huh?"

He burst out in insane laughter like it was the funniest joke in the entire universe and squeezed Roxas's face even more forcefully into his well toned..um. Chest, JUST. CHEST.

The spectators donned a look of oncoming comprehension, and disbanded into the directions they had originally been heading toward before they were so rudely interrupted.

Roxas tried to holler for help; he was going to be molested damn it! But Axel, sensing he was going to try to make a break for it, squished his face even more. Roxas had a feeling that after this his cheeks were going to abhor him.

Long after all of Roxas's supposed saviors had left the scene, Axel kept on laughing like some drugged up hyena. Roxas wondered how long he would keep this up, didn't his face hurt?

"No, I do this in the mall a lot, just to see how long it'll take em to kick me out. My record is 30 minutes, you know."

Roxas's eyes widened, had his mind just been read?! Axel grinned at the non-plussed look now residing on the blondes face, and decided he liked it.

"Nah, I didn't read your mind. I've just got a nifty ability to read people's eyes almost effortlessly. You know how some say eyes are the window to the soul and you can read whoever's soul through them? Well your eyes practically have soul bursting out of them, which makes it damn easy for me to read."

Roxas realized that the red head still had a tight hold on him, and his cheeks were really starting to smart. He despised himself when he heard himself stutter,

"U-um…could you possibly let go? My teeth are about to fragment my cheeks here."

Axel let go slightly, but not enough for Roxas to get away. He bowed his nose down upon Roxas's hair and gingerly took a sniff.

Hmm, cotton candy? What kind of teenager had cotton candy shampoo? It reminded him of the summer carnivals they sometime had in the little town. Bah, whatever. The kid had hot lips so he supposed it didn't matter.

Roxas worried his bottom lip and wondered what the hell he had gotten himself into, this guy was smelling his hair for god's sake! Oh, if the guys at work ever heard about this little escapade…OH SHIT!

He started to struggle violenty, but it was for naught. This guy had arms of steel!

"Listen man, I'm gonna be late for work, if I'm not already. Let me freakin go!"

Axel really didn't want his fun with this appealing cutie to be over so he did the only thing he could think of at the moment. He pouted like a three year old.

Roxas looked at him with annoyance shining in his eyes. "Listen dude…" Axel put his hand on Roxas's lips to silence him. When he spoke he sounded very slighted.

"Hey, my name is not Dude, or Buddy, and it's not even Gaylord, alright?!" (1)

He shook Roxas with a fervor, until Roxas managed to nod his head in understanding, with his brows slightly raised.

"Ehem, it's Axel. It's the only thing I own that I'm proud of, besides Little Red over there. So be sure to use it, alright?"

Roxas slowly nodded, then shook his head in disbelief at how weird this guy was. "Okay, well Axel, I need to go now so…"

Once again he was interrupted by Axel, but this time he was being poked and stared at with sad eyes. Roxas was starting to get really pissed off now, how much time did he have left? He looked down at his watch which was, of course, broken.

Wow, he was hit by the car but the only thing that was to break was his watch. How the hell does that happen? The car hit your body and not your wrist area at all, but still the only thing to break is the thing that is not hit at all.

So he couldn't even go to the police and complain about a broken hip because of this guys need to dance to gay music. How fair was that? That watch had cost his mom a lot too. Ugh, just another thing this Axel had taken from him, speaking of which…

He glanced back up at Axel to see him in the same position as before Roxas had gone into a rant in his mind. "Geez, what now?"

Axel fluttered his eyelashes at Roxas and replied in an innocent tone, "It's only proper to introduce yourself, now that you know my name."

Roxas blinked, he should have expected it would be something as imbecilic as this. He thought on it for a minute and figured if he told the guy he'd be able to leave sooner.

"It's Roxas. Now goodbye , have a good life, whatever."

Roxas started off in the direction of his work, but Axel grabbed him by his upper arm before he could get to far. Roxas started to go into a panic attack. What if the guy really did want to molest him? He was about to start screaming for assistance, but Axel slapped his hand over Roxas's mouth; none to gentle.

"Hey c'mon, if you yell I'll get in trouble. You don't really want- YEOWCH!"

Axel swiftly let go of Roxas's arm and cradled his bitten hand against his chest. Roxas wiped the ruby blood from his lips, distantly noticing it was the same color as Axel's hair.

"Sorry, but I thought you were gonna molest me there. You can't be so grabby, most people would have the same reaction you know."

Axel was still tending to his hand and didn't seem to have heard Roxas, or just didn't care. He walked over to his red Nova and grabbed something from the glove compartment. He had grabbed a very grimy rag and wrapped it around the now slightly bleeding wound. Roxas figured it would just make it worse, most likely it would be infected by tomorrow.

Axel slowly turned around and had an expression Roxas had not expected. He was grinning so wide it looked like his face was going to split open from the force. Roxas didn't think this was a very normal reaction after one was bitten. Axel shook his finger at Roxas like he'd just spilled juice all over the white carpet.

"Ah Roxas, you cheeky little ratbag! Or maybe I should call you Dracula? Haha, I hadn't realized your were a biter."

Roxas rolled his eyes at the obvious implication Axel was making. Psh, he was even pulling his eyebrows up and down. Idiot.

"Yeah, well I wouldn't have had to resort to such measures if you weren't such a clinger."

Axel took it in stride, " You can just call me Clingy Mc Clinger Pants!"

Roxas snorted, "What, after all the whining you did about being called your proper name? I don't see what's so proper about the name Axel anyways. Whenever I think about it , I just get reminded about car's or something."

Axel waved his hand like he was wiping away the thought. " Yeah, but Clingy Mc Clinger pants can be my bedroom name."

Roxas simply stared at him with a look that said -are you fucking with me? "Um Axel, I'm not calling you a bedroom name, that's just weird."

Axel grinned like a Cheshire cat, " Oh, when we're in bed you'll call me that then? " Roxas frantically waved his hands in the air to tell him otherwise but Axel just plowed right on. " Hmm, if I have a bedroom name you need to have one too. I like your actual name, so maybe we'll just add onto it? Hum..Roxie!"

Roxas sighed loudly and wiped his hand down his face in order to gather his need to smack something back inside himself. "Listen Axel, I'm not calling you anything that would relate to beds..and you will do no such thing with me either."

He saw Axel's expression of non understanding and decided he needed to just be forthright. "Let me spell it out for you. I DON'T PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM. Sorry, but I gotta go now."

Axel watched with a heartbroken expression as Roxas walked hurriedly down the street. Had he just been..turned down? He whispered after the almost gone figure, " You..Don't..Want me?(2)

He gnashed his teeth together. No, Roxas wanted him, he just didn't want to admit it. Axel had seen Roxas blush when he'd grabbed him, and he'd heard that stutter. He would make Roxas understand they needed to be together, even if he had to make a complete fool out of himself in order to do it. Not that he hadn't already.

Meanwhile Roxas was feeling a little ashamed that he'd been so mean to Axel. But it was probably the only way he would have let Roxas leave. And it was the truth,he didn't like Axel, right?

He was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard the thudding of feet on the pavement, coming up fast on him. He turned around just in time to see Axel run right into him, and almost bowl him over. Axel righted him and started to explain.

"Hey Roxie, why not just let me give you a ride to wherever you need to go?

Roxas groaned, was this guy ever going to get the hint and leave him alone?

"Okay firstly, don't call me that, remember? Second I am not, under any circumstances, getting into the devil car that almost killed me if you haven't forgotten."

Axel stared at Roxas with incredulity in his eyes. " Hey, you can't call her the devil! Even if you do have hot lips!"

Roxas just decided to leave now before Axel got to exited and ended up throwing another shovel at his face. Axel trailed behind him again, with a determined look on his face. "Listen, I feel bad that I ran you over. Please allow me to drive you wherever you need to be."

Roxas paused mid-step. Hmm, he supposed he would get there faster if he got a ride , even if it was a ride in a devil car driven by a psychotic guy with crazy hair.

With his mind made up, he turned around and strode to the car, and waited at the door for him to come over. Axel stood a few feet over, trying to get over the fact he had been blessed with a few more minutes to try and molest Roxas. And he would be finding out where Roxas worked, which was a plus because he was sure he was about to turn into a stalker.

Roxas raised his brows and tapped his foot on the concrete with impatience. " Listen Axel, I really gotta go, so are you coming or am I gonna have to steal your car?"

Axel tried to ignore the dirty thought when he heard a word in that sentence. Damn him and his pervertedness! He shook himself out of his stupor and practically ran to the car, while wiping drool away from his mouth in what he hoped was a nonchalant motion. They got in, closed the doors , and sat there for a second . The damn song that had thrusted them into this situation was now replaying on the radio.

Axel decided he liked the song even more than he had previously, after all it had all but introduced him to his future boyfriend. Roxas, on the other hand, decided he loathed the song with the power of a thousand burning hot suns. It had ruined his perfectly good day.

You're a teaser, you turn em onLeave them burning and then you're goneLooking out for another, anyone will doYou're in the mood for a danceAnd when you get the chance...

Axel was bobbing his head to the music and looked like he was remembering good memories, but Roxas was busy twitching in annoyance. He went to change the station, but Axel intercepted his hand before it could reach it's destination. " Listen kid, we gotta set some ground rules if you're going to ride in my l'il girl here." Roxas rolled his eyes, but listened nonetheless.

"Okay, don't touch the music..I likey my music, and if you don't that sucks the big one for you don't it sunshine? Besides this is the song that brought us together. It's our song, we should cherish it. I guess that's it , except you can't badmouth her either, she won't start if you do. Kinda like Tinkerbell." Roxas tried to hide his oncoming smirk. Now he was comparing a fairy to his car? Wow.

Roxas secured his seatbelt and looked over at Axel only to find him ardently praying for reasons beyond Roxas. Perhaps hoping to run over another innocent running across the street? Yeah, that was most likely it.

"Umm..what exactly are you praying for there, Axel?"

Axel grabbed Roxas's hand's and interlaced their fingers together. "I'm praying that this old girl will stay together for our little trip here. I always do it before I drive her, no big deal."

Roxas's mouth fell open in alarm as Axel finished his ritualistic prayer. Sweet Jesus! He was going to die, wasn't he?!

"Um, Axel, listen I think I've changed my mind and.."

Axel shifted forward and out of park and glanced at Roxas out of the corner of his eye. He smirked wickedly, " Too late to have a change of heart now kid, once you're with me you can't go back!" Roxas had a feeling that had had more meanings than one.

His eyes grew to a size unheard of in mankind's history, and grabbed onto the closest thing he could find, for dear life. Axel let out a whoop of laughter(insane of course) and pushed the pedal down as far as it would go.

Roxas's screams could be heard all throughout the town for the next 15 minutes.

Sorry it took SO long to update! My computer crashed and I had to get it all fixed and it took forever. MY APOLIGIES to those who were reading this. Anyways please review, I need it so bad. And also anyone want to be my beta reader? I could really use one, thanks! Oh, did you like the "cherry flavored lollipop"? I had good images when I wrote that haha.

(1)- Haha this is from Dane Cook, the comedian. He is so funny I lurve him.

(2)- This is from the book New Moon. Bella says it to Edward when he leaves. For some reason I was thinking of that when I wrote that particular part if the story. Stephenie Meyer is a genius!

Also another note. I have signed up for a fan fiction "50 odd themes." So in the rest of the chapters expect to see some, I'll put the list in my bio so you can see it. I'll also put squiggles next to the ones I've done.

Yaaaaay no more lines! Sorry, I didn't even know it had done that until I read du-hast's reveiw! So thanks for pointing that out!