A/N: Ok, here's the first official chapter of Alagaësian Computers. I don't own Eragon and Eldest. As always, read and review.
Se onr sverdar sitja hvass.
Master Evenstar
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Over night, Eragon became obsessed with his laptop. He changed the wallpaper to a fairth he had taken of Arya (not to her knowledge). Saphira teased him about it, but she was one to talk because her wallpaper was a fairth of Glaedr.
Just as he had promised, Murtagh came by the next day to set up an AIM account for him.
"There, I've installed the program. Now all you have to do is follow the instructions," said Murtagh. "My screen name is Scarback. IM me once you've got it working."
"Thanks, Murtagh," said Eragon, turning back to the screen. "Ok, so how do you start this thing?"
Step 1: Choose your screen name
"Hmmm. What should I pick?" Eragon wondered out loud.
Are you talking to yourself again, little one? Saphira asked, looking over her laptop.
"No," Eragon replied in an annoyed tone. "I'm trying to pick a screen name."
You don't have a screen name yet? Saphira chuckled, a small jet of flames escaping her nostrils. I got mine yesterday!
"How can you even use the computer without breaking it?" Eragon asked.
I use my mind to hit the keys. Ooh! Glaedr just logged on. She started typing and ignoring Eragon completely.
Eragon rolled his eyes and started making a list of possible screen names.
-Shadeslayer
-Eragon&Arya4evrxo
-Arya'sSecretLover
-xArgetlamx
-Brisingr4927
-RiderMaster
-BlueRider
-HuMaNeLf
-RIPBrom
-Triannadigsme
-Ilikemeat
Eragon scanned the list and realized he liked all of them. It was gonna be REALLY hard to choose.
"Ok, the Brom one is definitely out, as well as the ones about Arya. Arya would probably kill me for the meat one, and I won't do that to Trianna." Eventually, he decided on a screen name.
Step 1: Choose your screen name
"RiderMaster," Eragon muttered as he typed.
Are you always gonna say the things you type out loud? Saphira asked, exasperated.
"Yes. Now let me finish getting my screen name."
Step 2: Choose your password. Your password should be at least 6 characters in length. Do not include your last name, first name, screen name, or obvious words.
"IheartArya. I don't think that's obvious." He pressed the OK button.
This screen name is already being used. Please choose another one.
"Damn it!" Eragon growled. "I guess I'll go with Shadeslayer."
He typed in his new screen name, and thankfully, it went through.
Shadeslayer has logged on.
Shadeslayer: Hey Murtagh! I got a screen name!
Scarback: Cool. Your screen name is Shadeslayer?
Shadeslayer: Yeah. I wanted to be RiderMaster, but someone already had it.
RiderMaster has logged on.
RiderMaster: Hello Eragon-finiarel. I heard you got a screen name.
Shadeslayer: YOU!! You're the jackass that stole my screen name!!!
RiderMaster: Eragon, do you know who this is?
Shadeslayer: No, not really.
RiderMaster: Oromis
"Crap," Eragon muttered.
RiderMaster: We need to talk, young one.
Shadeslayer has logged off
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