Chapter 2
"Hello, police?"
"Yes sir, what's your emergency?"
"My wife has gone missing! I checked with her family and all her snooty friends but I can't find her nowhere!"
"Calm down sir, how long has she been missing?"
"3 days,"
"OK well we will put out an alert on her and send the squad to look. What's your wife's name?"
"Miranda Payne,"
"You don't mean Miranda Payne of Atlanta?"
"Yes!" He was so hopeful.
"Brown hair? Brown eyes? About 5 foot 3? Highlighted hair?"
"Yes sir, yes sir!! That's my wife! You know where she is?!"
"Why yes I do but I don't think you'll be too happy with the location,"
"Hell yeah I'll be happy with that, that's my frikkin' wife!!" His patience was running thin.
"OK, if you insist,"
"Hold on, lemme get a pencil,"
"Ready?"
"Yeah. Go 'head,"
"She'll be spending the night in our holding cell,"