Deidara woke up to the blinding light that burst through his window. "Good for nothing sun." he grumbled at the rays of light. He pulled on his daily clothing of a black crop top and black pants. Not wanting to bother with his hair till he had breakfast the bomber swished open his door. There lying in his way to the hallway, was a small sack, on that small sack was a note. He picked it up, frowning but smiling on the inside. He knew where this had come from.
On the note was a small elementary school drawing of Tobi. On the back it read "Dear Senpai, I hope you feel better. Tobi" and there was a small heart by his name. Another thing he usually doesn't do! There was usually a smiley but a HEART? that's a pretty big jump.
Deidara opened the bag finding that there was clay inside. "Well..." he said to himself. Cracking a small smile, Tobi would always do this when he thought Deidara was depressed. He set the bag on his bedside table and headed downstairs.
He walked into the kitchen thinking that no one would be there, they usually eat breakfast where ever they please. "Good Morning, beautiful!" cheered a deep voice that Deidara was all too familiar with. Of course out of everybody he'd be the one that sits down at the table to eat.
"Morning Hidan." The blond sighed as he took in where the Jashinist sat. He was on the opposite side of the table eating waffles. Actually Tobi was there too sitting much closer to the door of which Deidara walked through. He turned to look up at the blond. "Morning Tobi..." Deidara whispered and a light blush scattered his face.
Apparently Tobi heared it loud and clear. "GOOD MORNING SENPAI!" he shouted loud enough for the next village over to hear.
All blush on the artists face died off as he glared at the noisy man. "Shut the hell up, un!" he grunted. What was he thinking, how could he ever like THAT! He shook his head as he walked into the kitchen which was actually combined with the Dining room.
There he found Sasori making coffee for himself. He turned as the younger member entered. "Brat." he said flatly. Leaving his face expressionless.
"Danna, un." Deidara chirped as he grabbed for his cereal. Sasori returned to his making of the caffeinated drink. Deidara simply ignored his coldness. He'd been dealing with it ever since he joined why should it bother him now?
As he walked back into the Dinning room area with his bowl of cereal, the blond found that Hidan was trying to lecture Tobi about his stupid religion again. The blond saw how the Lollipop seemed like he really wasn't enjoying it. "Hidan, shut the fuck up, un." Deidara glared towards the silveret.
Hidan sent an equally threatening glare right back to the blond, which he shrugged off. "Why the fucking hell should I?"he crossed his arms obviously not pleased that his rant was interrupted.
"1. We're eating, Dipshit and 2. No one gives a shit, un" Deidara pointed his spoon at the Jashinest. "So just shut up will ya?"
Hidan glared "Well excuse me but I give a shit what you're saying is blasphemy!" he slammed his hands down onto the table for emphaisis.
"Hidan, sorry to crash your little world but here in reality, we don't like to hear such things when we're eating." Deidara took a mouthful of his cereal. "Plus there are many people who don't follow your religion." the blond rolled his eyes taking another mouthful.
Hidan glared at the blond but remained silent. Tobi sent Deidara a thankful look. 'Fer god's sake, un! Make him stop!' he pleaded to whatever higher being was out there. That's when Sasori walked in. He stared at the scene, then tilted his head questioningly. "What the fuck are you looking at?" Hidan growled.
"Never mind. I was confused that you weren't talking... I thought they broke you or something.." Then the puppet stepped out the door into the hallway.
Hidan growled something about how he could be silent if he Jashin damn wanted to. But the bomber wasn't paying enough attention. He finished his cereal in the serene silence of the two most annoying Akatsuki members there were. Once done he got up to take his dishes to the sink but Tobi intercepted him.
"Tobi's a good boy!" he giggled idiotically. Oh god what none sense has Zetsu been pouring into the poor things mind? Deidara took his seat again as Tobi ran off to the kitchen with their dishes.
"Well what the hell happened between you two?" Hidan slithered into the silence.
Deidara sent him another glare. "Nothing, dumbfuck. We're just having a good day, so far." He sighed.
The Jashinest raised an eyebrow. "Okay then, if that's you on a good day with him, what about you on a good day with me?" he lowered his head onto his folded arms, looking up expectantly towards the artist.
Deidara thought for a moment. Surely he and the idiot immortal would never have a good day so this was difficult. "I guess that's the day when the world ends." he stuck out his tongue like a child.
Hidan glared at him. "No seriously dude, I wanna know."he huffed. 'Why so interested all of a sudden?' The blond wondered.
"Fine, since we probably wont have one. That'll be the day that you become my boyfriend." Deidara crossed his arms waiting for the silveretts witty response. It never came. He turned his head to see that the Jashinest had a cheshire cat smile on. Growing from one ear to another. "What?" he demanded.
For an answer Hidan pounced over the table and pinned Deidara down. "I was hoping you'd say that." He said in a seductively smooth voice.
"HIDAN! Get the fuck off of me!" Deidara yelled and tried to wiggle his way out from underneath the elder male.
Hidan pushed down on the blonds wrists. "Now that wouldn't be any fun now would it?" he smiled making his purple eyes flash like a cats.
Deidara glared at the man, as if that would help get the buffoon off of him. Then Tobi skipped into the room. "SENPAI!" he called out then examined the scene that was before him. "senpai?" he asked much more calm and quiet, almost sad.
The bomber blushed then turned his gaze back to Hidan kicking his legs "Seriously let me go!" he shouted. Not wanting to continue this scenario with Tobi in the room. AGH! What did it matter? He wanted out of the situation in general!
Hidan did not release his hold on the blond and situated himself on top of the other. "Fuck off Tobi!" he yelled at the masked man over his shoulder. This sent a twang into Deidara's anger. Though he was in no position to be doing anything but glare at the silveret who had returned his attention to the pinned male.
Before Hidan could say another word there was a release on Deidara's right hand and a snapping sound. Both looked to see Tobi standing with the Jashinests wrist in his hand, in a disgustingly bent way. "Senpai, said for you to let him go." he growled coldly towards Hidan.
Hidan sat up which allowed Deidara some movement of his hands. "What the hell?" he looked at his wrist in confusion. Then glared at the charcoal haired man. "Tobi go fuck yourself somewhere, nobody gives a shit about you!"
That made Deidara snap, though he can't recall why. He removed one leg from underneath the Jashinist and kicked him in the gut causing him to rocket back into the table. "Hidan shut your fucking mouth!" He screeched and stood as quickly as he could.
Hidan again stared in confusion, but this time to the blond. "Just because you're a fucking asshole doesn't give you the right to treat others like shit!" He lectured. Then turned to Tobi who stood there stunned. He grabbed the man's wrist and dragged him out of the dining room not wanting to have to deal with Hidan anymore.
The demented plant stood within his eye sight Deidara noticed as soon as he got out of the eating area. He sighed seeing no point in staying here he was probably gonna go and make creations with his clay, He took a step towards the stairs when something stopped him.
It was two arms wrapped around his waist. Whomever they belonged to pulled the blond back into them. "Thank you..." came a small whisper by his ear. The voice was smooth and sent shivers down his spine. The only person it could be... was TOBI? Deidara tried to turn to see if his theory was correct but Tobi's grip was too strong. Then the charcoal haired man kissed the bombers cheek, causing a flood of red to engulf his face. "Senpai.." his newly found voice cooed.
"uhhmm..." Deidara looked to his feet. Well his toes looked nice... The kiss had warmed it's way down to there now.
Tobi let go his hold on the blond. Making Deidara whine internally. Much to his conscience's displeasure he enjoyed the embrace. He turned to see that the masked man had disappeared. Leaving him alone with a red face in the hallway.
A/N: yeah so 1. I don't own naruto :P wish I did but I don't. And Yeah I feel guilty about this chapter :( I made Hidan look like the bad guy... ((- HidaDei fangirl)) and so I'm actually surprised that I finished this so quickly :D I feel happy! Oh well TobiDei's growing on me but I think Hidan will be a major player in this too XP hope you enjoyed it, please keep reading. I like it when people read... oh and more evil plant sorry I forgot about it :)