~*~Momo's best friend ~*~

~*~by Iceheart-Hime~*~

~*~Chapter One: Trouble Begins~*~

Author's notes: Hiya! It's been almost two months. Really sorry. Here's the first chapter; Trouble Begins.

A thin layer of ice slithered on a certain workaholic taicho's desk. His menacing pen being used with a little too much pressure. Were they going to be the end of him? Were they going to stop piling up, arriving, and appearing?!? He glared at them with his notorious glower.

Rumours assumed that it was even more dangerous than Byakuga's. Now that was something. But of course, those were just rumours, since no one managed to "live to tell the tale", or maybe was it that the sudden drop of temperature sending them running for their lives? Of course, for some mysterious reason, Hinamori had to walk by and stop asking if they could turn the air conditioning off or close the windows. It was as it they had some sort of system: WARNING!!! HITSUGAYA-TAICHO IS ABOUT TO TRANSFORM US INTO POPSICLES!!! SEND IN HINAMORI-CHAN!!! Very suspicious. No subtlety what so ever.

The papers' response: …

Oi! How could they- wait, paperwork do not talk and do not answer back! He shook his head, scolding himself. The hamster in his head seemed to stop turning sometimes lately.

Did Hitsugaya-taicho just curse paperwork? Her captain seemed quite queer these days. She looked at the vial in her hand. Yes, she had a feeling this plan would work. Yep, every thing was going to go smoothly.

Of course, she was just going to spike her taicho's drink. She wasjustgoing to pour in some translucide unknown substance that Mayumi Kurotsuchi had given her when she exposed her plan to him. Just some sort of bubbly see-through fluid that looked deadly. Justgoing to hook him up with his childhood friend. Just going to say hi to her end, to the wielder of the most powerful ice-based zanpakuto.

When she asked the captain of the 12 division if she could trust it, he grinned and said "Here is the antidote. If anything goes wrong, give it to him and it will revert the effects, that is, if he's still alive." Matsumoto shuddered and thank her stars that her captain was not some sort of mad scientist. Her taicho was just a child/elf prodigy that could not understand love. Yet, Shorty could be quite sadical at times.

She gulped nervously at slowly walked in, a smile plastered on her nervous face.

"Hey Taicho!"

Said-captain looked up, no glared at his vice-captain.

"WHERE have YOU been?!?"

"Hehe…no where special taicho!" She squeaked.

"Whatever. The parperwork is on your desk. Get to work. IMMEDIATELY!"

Mastumoto smiled. "Hey taicho?"

"What is it?" he questioned grumpily.

"Well, I was thinking that since you've been cooped up all day…"

"It's because I have a LAZY lieutenant-"

"SO I thought that, I will give you this glass of water…and you'll be a nice taicho and cut my paperwork!"

He groaned. She gets me a glass of water and then I cut the amount of her paperwork?

"Yeah…since I'll run off somehow and you'll still do my paperwork…so this way…you get a glass of water…"

He sighed, "Fine."

She smiled, clapped her hands and gave him a cup. Which he drank slowly.

An awkward pause.

"Hehe, for a child prodigy, you're not so smart."

"WHAT?"

"Tsk, tsk. You should of at least suspected that I spiked your drink. Water doesn't make bubbles." She smirked.

His eyes widened in horror and quickly looked down at his cup. The water, wait no cross that, the spiked liquid was actually bubbling! He, the great and young (and handsome too!) wonder fell for a badly done stupid-idiotic trick!

~*~Meanwhile…~*~

Hinamori hummed to herself as she walked to the tenth division office. Goin to a certain taicho's office was now like brushing your teeth for this fuku-taicho. Most of the shinigamis waved to her. Only a few looked up to see Momo walking in with a huge watermelon. Wait…with a huge watermelon?!?

"MATSUMOTO!!!" Hitsugaya screeched.

There was a knock on the door. His eyes widened in horror, Matsumoto just smiled wickedly.

"Perfect timing for a visit…Hinamori-chan…"

Momo walked in, frowned and bursted into a fit of giggles.

Matsumoto grinned, "Isn't he cute or what?"

On the grinning tenth division lieutenant's lap was a dog. A small white fuming dog.

Author's note: Oh, that was so much fun. Fun, but hard. Um, can anybody tell me about how many words should I have per chapter? Please and thank you, cause I don't want to publish a really too short chappie. Oh and if I drift too much into OOC, can you guys warn me?

Thankx.

~*~IceHeart~*~