Tobi passed me this files that contained all the members' info; they were really detailed, they even said who each member's roommate was. Tobi already gave me my uniform, and this ring thingy that said: `Cold´. So I read all this files and categorized them by cuteness. On the cute side were: Uchiha Itachi, Hidan, Akasuna no Sasori and Deidara. One the not that cute side where: Kakuzu, Kisame and Zetsu, the plant freak. Leaving out: Pein, Konan and Tobi, for I could not stay with them. Itachi lived with Kisame, Hidan lived with Kakuzu, Sasori lived with Deidara, and Zetsu was out of the question. It was obvious, where I was staying at.

I opened the door to my new shared room; Tobi had brought a futon as I asked. That's where one of my new roommates was sleeping in from now on, because I was taking his bed. I spotted the fanciest bed in the room and put my luggage in it. Just as I was unpacking my underwear, my two roommates appeared. Deidara and Akasuna no Sasori. They were both staring at me with questioning expressions on their faces.

"And who might you be, little girl?" Sasori was the first one to speak.

"Why the hell does everyone asks that? Don't you have a freaking bulletin board? I'm the new member! Hirasawa Mamoru! I'm 17, my measures are 95-63-92, I'm 168 cm tall and I'm still a virgin! I'm no little; you're just too old and frustrated that you can't have me! Should I explain myself even more?!" I finally exploded.

"No…" Deidara just backed off and left the room, leaving Sasori and me alone.

"You know that you're in my bed, right little girl?" he sounded really calm.

"News for you, it's mine now." I put some lingerie on the pillow, marking the place as mine.

"And where should I sleep?"

"I asked Tobi to set a futon for you. How generous of me, right?"

"Right… Well, don't be surprised if you loose your virginity on the first two days here."

"Okay, I won't. Thanks for the advice."

His face seemed to turn red with anger for one second, and then it became cold again. He just lied on the futon, and when I finished unpacking, I did the same with my new bed.

It has been so long since I took a nap… My dreams were full of flowers and cute guys, and the bed was so comfortable and warm. But something caught my attention… Is there a dog here? Who's licking my face?! I eyes opened slightly just to see a hand with a mouth on it! I quickly sat up, and caught him sitting in MY bed… Deidara. "What the hell! What's with those freaky mouths?! And why are you licking my face?!" I yelled at him, not caring who heard me.

"You taste really sweet…" his face was a twisted smirk.

"So what? Get the hell off my bed!"

"And why would I?"

"´Cause I will beat the HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T!"

He caressed my cheek, and his hand/mouth licked my cheek again. Licking down my neck and nibbling it. I made this super creepy sound, and that made his smirk grow wider. His face grew nearer to mine, my face felt hot; I was blushing madly as he kissed me deeply. He licked my bottom lip, maybe wanting me to open my mouth, but I refused. He grew impatient and bit my lip, drawing blood, but my mouth kept shut. His hand went down my neck to my breasts; I tried to say stop, but in my attempt he slipped his tongue inside my mouth. I moaned loudly, and became embarrassed. At this rate this guy was going to take my virginity! I started to build chakra in my hands pushing him away from me and into the wall, crushing it.