AU: Sttop flamin i know this is nott crazyy enouf i do mi bestest. fangz for Irina again.
Chapter 2:
So I rushed down to the hall. Peepz are starin' at moi like Im loco. I glared at them randomly. I turned to my back in response to a tap.
"What the fuck do you want, bitch?"
It was Ima Prince of Slytherin. (dis is nott u, Irina). Yah, I talk to strangers like that.
"Hey shau," she pulled me in an embrace.
"Wassup?"
"I saw you talking to Scorpius yesterday."
"Do u like him, girlie?"
"Fuck it. I don't. Why does peoples assume that?"
I looked ahead of me. I see a bearded man talking to another bearded man about beards.
"Is that Dumbolddoor?"
"Yeah. He turned all emo and a total drama queen after we tug him out from the veil" Ima said nonchalanly.
"And Hagrid?"
"Louisa saw him and the squid on a rock doing stuff. His thing is huge"
I choked on my spit.
"What the Harry Potter's wife?" I gasped.
"I think Scorp's father is hot" she nudged.
I nodded in agreement.
As we see the blond boy running toward us, we turned to the corridor and walk into the courtyard to watch the guys play football. (Yes, they want to promote other sportz).