All the characters belong to Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. By the way, for those of you reading my first fanfiction about FMA paring Envy+Ed, I'm discontinuing it. Sorry! No time, not interested anymore. But please enjoy this one.
Matsuda methodically rubbed the detectives back, receiving tiny grunts and moans in return. After almost 30 minutes of the relaxing moment, Matsuda's phone rang, and he picked it up, one hand still massaging.
"MATSU!" came the squeaky voice that belonged to Misa.
"Misa." He replied, flatly, pulling the phone away a bit, then putting it between his chin and shoulder, now continuing to massage L with both hands.
"Did you hear?!"
"Yeah, I'm sorry."
"What? Why?"
"Uh..." he massaged slower. He was working on moving down L's back, and forgot to go up, now massaging L's behind. L squeaked, and said "Matsuda-san!", getting a sorry in return.
"Anyways, I got number one on the 18 magazine!" she said happily. Matsuda wasn't surprised. He was pretty sure Light was making a joke, but wasn't sure. He just 'woop'ed and said he had to go. Misa said it sounded like sex, then Matsuda hung up. "Sorry Ryuuzaki." he said, then went back up. L shivered, and sat up.
"It's ok. I'm going back to my chair. Thank you so much." L smiled at Matsuda, put his shirt on, and sat back in his chair, watching Light sleep. Matsuda got up, blushing and unstable because he saw L smile. He giggled. Sitting by L on a different chair, Matsuda stared at the other, sighing like a fanboy. For five minutes, the two just sat there, one looking at a screen, one looking at the screen-watcher. L broke the silence. "I think you want sweets." He said, looking at Matsuda. The other made a confused face.
"What? What makes you think that Ryuuzaki?" he leaned back in his chair, wanting to hear what L had to say. He always has weird explanations, which Matsuda loved listening to.
"Well," he started, showing no emotion even though he was about to say the most ridiculous thing. "You've been staring at me...and I AM what I eat. Sweets! Besides, I'm cute as hell. So you MUST want some sweets, am I wrong? Watari! Get me some sweets please. Twice as much as usual, Matsuda-san wants some too, thank you." L turned around, and waited for Watari. Matsuda nodded.
"You got me, L! I want sweets!" Matsuda lied, thinking Hell, I want YOUR sweets, Ryuuzaki.. L shook his head though.
"Because you said that, I don't believe you. Besides, you didn't say 'thank you', so you get none. Watari, only get enough for me." L said promptly. Matsuda shook his head.
"I want sweets. Not that kind though." He said. L blushed, already knowing what the other meant. Matsuda didn't see.
"Wow. That's pretty sexual for you, Matsuda-san." L slid his chair over to Matsuda. Matsuda blinked.
"Yeah, I gue-" L interrupted him. Matsuda's eyes widened, and his body tensed.
Oh...my...god...Ryuuzaki's kissing me.