It was a gorgeous day in Superjail. You were relaxing in your office, enjoying your hectic life as the Warden's assistant. Speaking of the Warden...
"(Y/N)!" a singsongy voice called. You sighed and made your way to the Warden's office. "Guess what you got in the mail!" he greeted you as you walked in. "What?" you asked. He held up a small envelope with your name written in fancy cursive. "Oh cool!" you exclaimed, reaching for it. He wagged a finger at you. "Go read it in your office."
You sauntered back to your office, grinning in anticipation.
You tore open the envelope. Inside was a letter on familiar wine-colored stationery, written in familiar sloppy black handwriting. Whoever wrote it sure was a bad speller*, but you managed to make out:
For my love, (Y/N).
I feel so splendiferous and cheerful sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see stars,
I love you more than words can say...
You're so fantastic! This love is magical!
I can't resist your eyes, it's true!
The butterflies and candy fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is psychedelic; your heart is colorful,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could dance and run 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This amazing excitement is fantastic my love,
And for you, (Y/N), I thank Heaven above.
All my love...
The Warden had signed his name there. Below his signature was an invitation to a fancy dinner that night.
You ran back to the Warden's office, breathless and exhilarated. "Warden!" you squealed, smashing through the door. He looked up at you hopefully.
You jumped into his arms and kissed him and he grinned. "Let's eat!" you both exclaimed.
The two of you ran off hand in hand.
* The Warden's bad spelling is CANON. I hate when people forget this. It was in Terrorarium, guys...
Anyways, this is the Warden one! We need more of these in the fandom...hope you guys enjoyed! 3