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Eddy was trying to impress Jaja with his tour of the Cul-de-Sac. Basically, he said all the other kids were like his fan club or entourage. Ed happy ran behind them, laughing at nothing in particular, and Double D rolled his eyes at Eddy's attempts at impressing Jaja.
"And that's Rolf," Eddy pointed to the boy with a unibrow and blue hair, "He's like my gofer."
"Shouldn't he have a furry suit?" Ed questioned.
"Not THAT kind of gopher!" Eddy grumbled at his simple friend, "He runs errands for me!"
"Ed-boys!" Rolf strolled over to them, "So very nice it is to see you. And hello, Girl-Who-Looks-Like-Double-D-Ed-Boy! I am Rolf!"
"Nice to meet you," Jaja said to him, "My name's Andreja, but you can just call me Jaja if that's easier for you."
"Don't speak to me unless spoken to!" Eddy snapped at Rolf, "Now go get me a soda, gofer!"
"Rolf is not a gopher," Rolf said, "He does not dig in the garden and eat Nana's vegetables."
"Not THAT kind of gopher!"
"The boys were just showing me around the neighbourhood," Jaja cut in, "Would you like to walk us, Rolf?"
"Rolf is not finished his chores for the day, so no. He will not be able to walk with Napkin-On-Head-Ed-Girl. Perhaps he will see you tomorrow. Good-bye, Ed-boys and Ed-girl!"
Rolf went home.
"As I was saying," Eddy growled, "That bald kid is Jonny. He entertains me whenever I'm bored."
"Oh my," Jaja said, "I wonder what his life is like... And why is he carrying around a board of wood with a face on it?"
"That is Jonny's best friend," Edd explained, "His name is Plank and he seems to tell Jonny what to do and when."
"How very interesting..." Jaja furrowed her brows.
Jonny looked up from what he was doing and went to meet the new girl.
"Wow!" Jonny said when he got close enough, "Did you guys finally make your cloning machine? There's TWO Double D's!"
"Nice to meet you...?" Jaja raised her eyebrow at Jonny.
"You made a British clone who's a girl?!" Jonny gasped, "Isn't that amazing, Plank?!"
Plank said nothing.
"She's not a clone," Edd sighed, "She's my cousin."
"Aww," Jonny pouted, "I was gonna ask you guys if you could make a clone of me and Plank to do our chores instead of us... I would've paid big bucks for my own clone. And Plank would've, too!"
"WAIT!" Eddy cut in, "We DO have a cloning machine!"
"You do?!" Jonny asked eagerly.
"We do?" Ed and Double D said at the same time.
"We sure do!" Eddy said mischievously, "And to use it is only $1 per limb!"
This must one of those 'scams' Eddward mentioned in his e-mails, thought Jaja, I can't let them just take this poor lad's money.
"Young man," Jaja spoke up, "Why don't you save your money and maybe hire someone to do your chores for you?"
"Hire someone?" Jonny repeated.
"Yes," Jaja nodded, "I mean, who's to say the clone won't want to run away and have fun like you and your, erm, friend? Besides, the clones aren't very, um, sturdy."
"They're not?! Boy, you saved me and Plank a bunch of money, lady! Thanks!"
Jonny and Plank went back to their house. Eddy was about to snap at Jaja for making him lose money, when he saw Kevin riding into the Cul-de-Sac on his bike. His plan to get respect was still in effect.
"That kid with the huge chin is Kevin," Eddy said loud enough for Kevin to here, "He always wants to hang out with me because I'm so cool and he's a DORK."
"What'd you call me?!" Kevin stormed over to the Ed's.
"Eddy," Edd whispered harshly, "What have you done?!"
"You heard me!" Eddy called, "DORK!"
Kevin rolled up his sleeved and cracked his knuckles as he approached the four.
"I'm soooo scared!" Eddy faked fear, "Do your worst, DORK!"
"Stop, Eddy!" Ed hid behind Double D, "Pain is bad for Ed!"
"Why I oughta-" Kevin stopped himself when he saw Jaja. His expression changed from one of malice to one of being dumbstruck.
"Judging by the red hat and green top," Jaja flipped her hair over her shoulder, "I'm guessing you're Kevin. The one who always picks on my cousin. I always said when I met you, I'd strangle you with me bare hands, but I dunno where your neck has been."
"Dorks," Kevin said in a softer tone, "Who's this?"
"This is my cousin," Edd explained once again, "She's just visiting from England for one week."
"The name's Andreja," Jaja introduced herself, "And I don't appreciate you calling my cousin and his friends dorks! Honestly, did you ever learn manners, you swine?"
"Andreja..." Kevin repeated dreamily, "That's the most beautiful sound I've ever seen..."
Double Dork has a girl twin, Kevin thought, Perfect! Now no one will ever know...
"Back off!" Eddy pushed Kevin backwards, "I saw her first!"
"You?!" Kevin sneered, "As if someone who looks like YOU has a shot with someone who looks like HER."
"Someone who looks like Double D?" Ed asked in confusion.
"Saw me?" Jaja cut in, "What the bloody devil are you two...? Oh dear. Eddward, I wish to go home. These two are making me uncomfortable. Good-bye, Ed!"
"Bye-bye, Miss Double D!"
"You're leaving?" Eddy gasped, "Wait! I'll walk you home, Jaja!"
"He can't find his way out of an empty empty room!" Kevin retorted, "I'll walk you home!"
"I trust Eddward knows the way back to his own house," Jaja sniffed, "We don't need any assistance. Have a pleasant evening, gentlemen."
"She's so foreign!" Eddy sighed with a dumb smile on his face.
"Don't even think about it!" Kevin pushed Eddy away, "She's mine!"
"I don't think so!"
"One of you can just have Double D," Ed suggested, completely serious.
"Why would I wanted Double Dork?!" Kevin asked in a more nervous tone than he was going for.
"She looks just like him," was Ed's response, "But she is not as pretty."
"No she doesn't!" Kevin said quickly, "I-I'm going home, too many dorks!"
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