Truth About Fairy Tail
LOL I noticed how much hate I was getting, and this is pretty hilarious. So I decided to continue this for some more laughs.
Chapter 2
Lucy was bored.
She had no idea what to do today! And she couldn't pester Natsu today because he's out on a mission, and she didn't know if she should leave Fairy Tail! All those fanfictions are hurting her ego, talking about how that lame-for-excuse-of-existance Lisanna made the guild turn on her and she left the guild.
Then she came back stronger then ever and beat everyone up and got her revenge.
'Those bitches,' Lucy thought to herself. She was too weak to actually do all that effort!
Are they cray?
Anyways.
Lucy was thinking to herself again, what to do...
She's got it!
Be a little slut and find some package on Craigslist!
Perfect for a whore!
She's craving some meat!
Delicious!
Yummy!
So satisfying for her tummy!
Logging on, she typed in username: BitchySlut
Password: CravingSunnyD
She looked at the names and scrolled through them, none catching her eye. Just the usuals like "IcePrincess" with some ugly black-haired kid. Some girl with red hair named, "CakeEater4Lief."
Until a special one caught her eye.
"Wxrthless."
He was pretty hot too.
Clicking on his name, she saw that he seemed a bit blue and needed some cheering up.
Oh boy, she'll give him the time of his life!
Get ready honey, you'll go from "Wrxthless" to "Lucysmanwhore."
What a satisfying adventure this shall be for her, she must go on her quest!
If she can go on her quest without being a damsel in distress.
This chapter was so gud.