Sorry for the late uhhh well shit forgot the word still here's the story.
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The growling of Goo monsters sounding ever so closer. The grinding of metal could be heard as a door was pried open. Unhooking their seat belts and dragging the two out of the smoking car, dragging Finn by his arm out of the ruined car. Making it a mere few feet before running out of breath. "Hey." A small voice spoke, looking up to see a shop nearby a little girl motioning him to get in. Looking back seeing the shadows of the creatures getting closer beginning to drag Finn towards the person making it inside.
The girl closing the door at the moment the creatures came beginning to tear apart the car to find their meal was gone. Inside the girl that helped them escape was motioning them to follow her down to a cellar door. Darren continuing to drag Finn into the cellar door. Once inside the girl closing the door blackening the room.
"Thanks." Darren groaned placing Finn against a wall. "Do you have any bandages?" Darren asked.
"Yeah, give me a moment." The girl spoke a flicker of light lighting up the room. Hanging up the gas camping lantern on a nail on the wall. The girl wearing a tattered and faded shoulder strapped dress, wearing a simple sock, raven black hair that reached her neck, having gray colored skin and pointy ears. "You're lucky I let you in, those things would have gotten you." The girl spoke looking towards Darren to be staring back her. "What?" The girl asked looking for something to defend herself with.
"Wait, I think I remember this?" Marceline spoke looking at the screen.
"Is your name, Marceline?" Darren asked sitting down relaxing near the wall.
"Yeah?" Marceline asked grabbing a piece of wood just in case.
"Ha, hey wake up, someone we know is here." Darren spoke slapping Finn to still have him knock out cold. "oh well, say Marceline can you do me a favor." Darren asked.
"What?" Marceline asked still confused oon how the person in front of her knows her.
"In a 1000 years you're gonna know a women that dresses in all pink. When you see her, punch her in the face for me." Darren told looking through his duffel bag for something.
The girls looking at the screen while Bubblegum took a step away from Marceline. "Marceline, do you remember that day." Bubblegum asked trying to pin point the location.
"Yeah it was different though. I heard a giant crash, I went to investigate, but I didn't find them. I saw the crashed car but they weren't unconscious, I saw some guys run the opposite direction. I heard those creatures coming so I closed the door and waited till they were gone. But the day it was(For the life of me I have no idea of the location nor the time of which Marceline lives so yeah)" Marceline told. Bubblegum punching in the location Marceline told her.
"So what you two are time travelers." Little Marceline asked questionably.
"I wish, we see a portal we jump it or probably stay stuck in the place were in. And since were asking questions, why are you staying here in this little hole. Cant you fly?" Darren asked pulling out a bottle of water taking a small sip and using the remainder to splash on Finn's face to have him move a little but nothing more.
"No." Marceline told him.
"Really? Well that sucks." Darren told resting against a wall.
"You're rude." Marceline told.
"I'm pissed, this close from getting to my time and we get stuck in, well a smaller definition of hell." Darren told letting out a groan. The room was silent till a gust of wind made the flame in the lantern go out filling the room for a mere second till a green dot appeared in the middle of the room, the dot expanding 6 ft tall and wide. "And that's our ride. Where will it be this time, dinosaur time again." Darren spoke grabbing Finn and dragging him towards the portal. "You first." Darren told tossing him into the portal. The girls watched as Finn was sucked into the portal everyone stood there holding their breaths till a gust of wind caught their attention as a portal appeared before them, not soon after came Finn still unconscious as he skid across the floor stopping a mere feet away from Flame Princess.
"Finn." Flame Princess told getting off the device that was powering the machine.
"Well, later, remember, pink woman/girl, punch her in the face." Darren told looking around to find the duffel bag nearby. Before he could get close to the portal it began to to shrink, twist, and warble out of control.
Bubblegum having difficulty trying to keep the portal active as smoke began to rise from her machine as electricity shoot from her screen blowing up for the second time that day. The blast wave pushing everyone back while the machine crumbled down and smoke rose from the rubble.
Everyone letting slight coughs waving away some smoke as it continued to et out small sparks here and there as the water sprinklers were activated killing off the flames. Flame Princess hiding in the corner away from the water with Finn in her arms.
Small groans came from the corner, Finn's eyes slowly opening up the smokey air causing him to cough out as he slowly gained consciousness. "Finn?Finn." Flame Princess continued to scream till Finn fully awoke.
"Flame Princess?" Finn weakly spoke trying to move to let painful groans.
"You're back." Flame Princess yelled giving him a giant hug, repeatedly kissing his face. Finn enjoying it till she slapped him across the face. "What were you thinking going through the portal. Didn't you think of the res of us, huh." Flame Princess continued to yell at him, Finn about to reply till seeing her eyes filled lava tears as they were about to fall down her cheeks. Finn's hand reaching out, Flame Princess moving away as his hands grasped her head bringing it towards his chest. Her anger slowly dissipating slowly letting herself rest feeling his embrace.
"Ahh, tried to leave me back in time, huh. You ahh, fuck my leg." A Darren's voice was heard towards the rubble of the time machine. Smoke still rising from the rubble as it moved slightly a hand pushing off the debris as a figure could be seen. Everyone simply starring at him a silence ran through the room till Marceline broke that silence letting out a snorted laugh. Holding her sides continuing to laugh uncontrollably tears running down her face as her face got to a bright red. Darren looked down then up and realized why she was laughing. For the fact that he was short. Looking around seeing a shattered window, seeing his reflection to see for the fact he was now the size of a toddler. Short skinny arms, short stubby legs and seeming a mere 2 ft tall as the only thing covering him was the shirt he came with through the portal. "What the hell did you do to me."
"You passed through the portal while it was unstable, it seems your molecular atoms were damaged through the passage way, you should count your self lucky just this happened it could have-huh?" Bubblegum stopped looking down to see Darren punching and kicking her leg which to her didn't hurt at the slightest. Bubblegum let it continue letting him have his little tantrum as his punching got slower and slower till he eventually stopped and fell to the ground unconscious. Another small brief silence broken once more by Marceline's laughter.
"*Groans * What the?" Darren muttered a feeling that he was moving, his eyes opening to see he was walking but he was inside some sort of bag.
"Hey." Finn's voice was heard, looking behind him to see it was Finn. Wearing his usual attire, still having the scratches and bruises from the events that occurred. Getting a better look seeing that he was placed inside Finn's backpack, being carried like a toddler in personalized carry bag. Getting a better look seeing he was completely dressed, the attire being Peppermint Butler's suit. Feeling around Darren felt something on his neck completely made of metal but wouldn't come off. "Finally woke up, huh." Finn asked.
"Yeah, mind telling me why I'm like this, and what the f***...what..what the f***. What is this thing, what's going on, and why the hell am I this f***ing small." Darren yelled as his swearing was blocked out for some reason.
"Darren calm down." Finn told, Darren's breathing slowing down to normal. "OK, which answer do you want first." Finn asked calmly and soothing with a hint of baby talk. Darren glaring back at him with much anger.
"You talk to me like that and I'll f****ing kill you. Now what the f*** is this on my neck." Darren yelled.
"Aww, he's cranky." Flame Princess spoke who was walking near Finn but out of view from Darren's perspective.
"You I can't threaten for obvious reasons." Darren told slightly calming down.
"The thing on your neck is something Bubblegum was working on. She wanted to put it on you sooner but things happened. And now that you were back she decided to test it. It uh, what was that word." Finn told trailing off.
"Censors your questionable words." Flame Princess finished Finn's thoughts.
"That, b****." Darren spoke.
"And the reason you're small is kinda my fault. I was powering the machine when I got off, the energy was cut. So when you went through it the machine and portal began to eat away at you, luckily it stopped and you're now this." Flame Princess told while Darren remained silent his left eye twitching in rage.
"This sucks d***." Darren yelled. "and this thing." Darren asked referring to the suit.
"The only clothes that could fit you, Peppermint Butler's clothes." Flame Princes told. "But it isn't all bad right." Flame Princes asked ruffling his hair a little till he began to scream from her touch.
"What, what?" Finn yelled two grabbing his sword thinking there was danger.
"She's made of fire what the f*** do you think." Darren told breathing deeply and grabbing unto the backpacks insides for dear life.
"Darren you're on me. And I have the sword remember, it's fine." Finn told placing his sword back unto his back.
"A heads up will be fine, and no everything is not fine. In the past anything the size to my knee could kick my ass here. Now anything as big as my fist can kill me. I'm f***ed." Darren told. "So how long do I gotta remain this size." Darren asked. Finn and Flame Princes giving each other a look. Finn leaning close to Darren's ear.
"I gotta age normally?" Darren let out.
The group slowly making their way towards the tree house. While Finn and Flame Princess continued to talk among each other. Darren keeping to himself eating a bar of chocolate that he found inside Finn's backpack. Flame Princes looking at Darren then whispered to Finn very softly. Finn looking at her then hesitantly handed her his sword. Darren continuing to eat the chocolate till being patted on his head lightly then a lot then picked up and having his body engulfed in fire. Panicking for a while till he didn't feel the burns looking to the side to see Flame Princess holding the sword
"Aww look how cute you are." Flame Princess told, Darren standing still till beginning to squirm wildly trying to break free. Darren continuing to try and get away till getting a glimpse of Finn who was pleading for him to let Flame Princess carry him. Darren pointing at him and wording. 'You owe me.' Darren stopping his squirming and letting Flame Princess carry him.
They continued their path, Flame Princess carrying Darren while he faced forward allowing him to see where they were headed. Darren still scowling for the situation while Flame Princess ruffled his hair a little. "So I might as well ask. Flame Princess are you pregnant." Darren asked as though it was a simple question. Flame Princess stopping within her tracks her face reddening. "Ahh, that answers that question as well as your behavior to carry me."
"What, no I'm not." Flame Princes told her face redden while explaining. "Why, do you ask."
"I got curious, and it got too silent for my taste." Darren simply told. "That and to tell you Finn would be a horrible father."
"What? No I won't." Finn replied.
"You placed in your bag. There was a knife sticking up, along with a broken bottle. I'm surprised I'm not bleeding to death. And let's not forget what happened 3 months ago." Darren told.
"That was an accident." Finn told as sweat became obvious on his brow.
"Let's add screaming to a child to that list." Darren told.
"OK, enough, you two." Flame Princess told placing Darren unto Finn's shoulders and placing the sword back. "You two have things to discuss and I need to head back. I've been gone for too long." Flame Princess told placing a gentle kiss on Finn's cheek and ruffling Darren's hair one more time. Before heading off towards her kingdom at high speeds leaving a trail of fire.
"Bubblegum better fix me." Darren told.
"Come on, Jake must be worried." Finn told.
"Yay, tree house." Darren spoke in an unenthusiastic tone while Finn began sprinting towards home. Opening the door widely seeing the place the same as they left it.
"Jake, I'm back." Finn yelled out literally jumping in place waiting to see his brother for so long.
"Finn, wow, what took you so long man? You almost missed lunch." Jake told as his body could be seen stretching into the room. Darren looking down grabbing Finn's hat and placing it on. Finn too focused on seeing his brother to barely notice.
"Jake." Finn yelled running towards his bro giving his upper body a hug while the rest was at the kitchen cooking something up.
"Whoa, Finn it like you haven't seen me in-...Finn." Jake spoke in a serious tone.
"Yeah." Finn asked still holding his bro.
"Why is there a baby on your head and WHY IS HE WEARING YOUR HAT." Jake screamed, Finn's eyes widening seeing the issue. "Uh, you see, Jake, uh." Finn losing his words while Darren squeezed his head gently.
"Daddy." Darren spoke in a squeaky tone. Finn's face in shock as everything went silent. Jake stretching one of his hands to the kitchen as a click was heard. Then stretching his arms towards Darren picking him up and placing him onto the couch.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TIER-FIFTEEN." Jake yelled causing the house to shake.
"Wait, JAKE." Finn screamed dodging Jake's arms making a quick dash towards the door to be caught.
"Whose is it, Flame Princess, Bubblegum, *gasp * Don't tell its Marceline's'." Jake continued to yell out as his voice gave out a tone of fear with each person he spoke.
"What, no, ahhh, Jake I can explain." Finn continued to scream and escape from his brother's grasp.
Darren watching the whole thing go down seeing the remote nearby clicking the power button as the T.V turned on. "Worth it, f****ing worth it."
"So, that isn't your kid, that's Darren and he got turned to a baby. And you guys were actually gone for 9 months?" Jake asked as he finally calmed down enough for Finn to explain the situation in full.
"Finn, get me out this f***ing thing, this is inhumane, you sadistic, motherf****er, I will, f*** your f****ing ****** ****** as I impale your **** into hell's flames." Darren yelled while behind a constructed baby gate that BMO and Neptr made going in a complete circle. BMO was near the gate in a police officer costume while his robotic hand placed a striped prisoner hat on Darren. "I hate you."
"So for how long is he gonna be like this." Jake asked.
"I have no idea, but at least he's-" Finn stopped hearing a thump looking to the side to see BMO in the floor his batteries pack open to show his batteries missing and Darren no longer inside the constructed baby gates.
"Eh what's the worry, how much harm-"
"Look out." Finn yelled ducking his brother 's head before getting hit by an arrow striking the couch's pillow, feathers flew freely from the impaled pillow.
"Ah, he's crazy." Jake yelled dodging another arrow. The two flipping over furniture for cover hiding behind them for safety. Finn drawing his sword as Jake hid inside a tea cup.
"Darren, put down the automatic crossbow." Finn spoke looking over the turned over coffee table to have an arrow narrowly penetrate his head.
"You can get it from my cold dead hands." Darren yelled back.
"Finn." Jake whispered walking towards Finn while the size of a raisin. "How long can this last." Jake asked looking over the table to see Darren lying down aiming the crossbow towards them. Finn taking a while to thin it over.
"An hour." Finn responded as an arrow penetrated the table inches from his head. "Maybe two." Finn spoke lying down.
"I'll stop shooting when Bubblegum turns me back to normal size." Darren yelled.
"This may take a while." Finn told as arrow after arrow continued to be shot at the table.