The Kawaii Angel Captain!
Chapter 2: Training
Author's Notes
I must say, so far, out of all the stories I've written, this seems to be the most fun I've had writing one. I hope you all will be able to see as such in this chapter. I would also like to state that this was written before the first chapter was published, so chances are that if someone submits something, it will most likely be answered or introduced in the next chapter. I would also like to know who you all would like Pit to be shipped with, considering that there are many more choices than the ones stated. Thank you once again, and I hope you like this story.
Pit let out a tired groan as he checked his alarm clock.
2:00 a.m
Knowing that it'd be useless to go back to sleep now, he swung his legs over the side of his bed, wiggling his toes and scratching one of his wings. He walked over to his computer, his large pajama shirt sliding down his shoulders as he seated himself. Rubbing his eyes, he blinked repeatedly, vision adjusting to the bright screen.
"Why are you up this early?" A voice said, and Pit turned towards his door, seeing his replica.
"Pittoo!" He beamed, tiredness suddenly gone. He jumped up and grinned, running to hug the other angel. "Why didn't you come to the ceremony?"
Dark Pit scoffed "Just didn't wanna steal the spotlight from you." He snickered as Pit's cheeks puffed up in annoyance, but stopped him before he could protest. "And is that all you wear to bed at night?" He asked, and Pit nodded.
"Yeah." Pit replied. Dark Pit examined him closely, looking at the smooth skin that his hands twitched to touch. Letting out a sigh of defeat, he grabbed Pit by his shirt and dragged him back to Pit's bed, throwing Pit on the fluffy mattress, crawling on after him. He curled up next to Pit, wrapping his arm around his waist.
"Sorry Pit, but I couldn't resist." Dark Pit muttered as he snuggled Pit, burying his nose in Pit's unruly hair and inhaling deeply.
"P-Pittoo! C'mon...you're gonna make me fall back asleep!"
"So? Screw training those angels. You need sleep, and so do I. Its not like the old hag is gonna kill you." He mumbled, about bite Pit's neck, hoping to leave a mark.
A sudden beeping sound startled the both of them
"Shoot! Its 2:30 a.m! Sorry Pittoo! Gotta wake up the students!" He dashed out his door, somehow changing into his uniform within seconds. His hand lingered on the door for a few seconds, before he poked his head back in. "We can snuggle later, okay?" He smiled, closing his door behind him, leaving Dark Pit silently cheering to himself.
Pit slowly opened the door to the barracks. Many angels were still sleeping, and he sighed.
"These runts aren't even ready for-"
"CAPTAIN!" Pit stepped to the side as Ganymede ran towards him. He bowed on one knee.
"Hey there Ganymede! You should be glad to know that you were the first to wake up!"
"You're gravely mistaken Captain. You see, I didn't go to sleep last night." He stood up. "I request that you teach me now! Teach me the ways of strength!" He said loudly, making Pit cringe. He glanced at the sleeping angels, letting out a sigh.
"I can't train you by yourself y'know. Maybe another time." He breathed in deeply, and Ganymede stood back as Pit yelled. "TIME TO WAKE UP ANGELS! YOUR TRAINING IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP NOW, THERE WILL BE A PENALTY!"
Slowly, angels began standing up slowly, shaking off the sleep, stretching their wings.
"Please make a straight line! We will begin training in the training grounds shortly!" Pit walked down the line of angels, each one flinching as he walked by. However, there was an empty spot in the line and Pit looked down to see an angel still sleeping.
"Mist! Why are you still asleep?" The angel known as Mist stood up, running her fingers through her long hair.
"Cuz' I felt like sleeping damn it! Training can wait for crying out loud! Its 3:00 a.m!" She bellowed, and Pit frowned.
"For this, you'll be getting a penalty! You'll get double the training regime today! Do you—why are you going back to bed?!" Pit exclaimed as Mist crawled back into her bed, flipping the middle finger at him as she pulled her sheets back over herself.
"Screw you, stupid angel that can't even fly! I'm not taking orders for some runt that probably became Captain because Her Holiness liked him a bit more than the rest! Now fuck off!" The other angels gasped as she laid her head down to rest.
Pit, now shaking with anger, slowly walked over, the other angels whispering amongst themselves. Yanking away her sheets, he glared at her.
"Get. Up." he mutterer darkly. She squealed and jumped out of her bed, standing in line. He smiled brightly. "Thank you!" Turning to the rest, he motioned for them to follow him. "Now that that's over with, we will begin training, so please follow me! The Goddess may still be sleeping!"
The group of angels now stood in what seemed to be an area separate from Skyworld.
"I welcome you angels to Skyworld's certified training grounds! Many angels have suffered hell and below in this place, so I suggest that you are prepared! Now..." He paused, pulling out a megaphone.
"Give me 200 one-arm push ups!" The angels immediately jumped to the ground, except for two; Ganymede and Mist.
"CAPTAIN! I ALREADY FINISHED MY SET! CAN I DO ANOTHER?!"
Pit cringed, nodding slightly. "The more training the better...I guess...?" He said, slightly unsure if such energy was healthy. Ganymede didn't hesitate, already on the ground. Mist stood, running her fingers through her hair.
"Mist, why are you not participating in training? You'll be behind!" Pit called out. The other angels had finished their exercises, and now stood, Mist still giving her uninterested stare.
"I'll say it again and again! I'm not listening to an angel who can't even use his damn wings! You're useless to Palutena, and I'm not following your orders!" She panted before continuing. "I can't possibly see how a shrimp like you can to do anything! If you can't fly, you can't be considered an angel!" She screamed, stomping her way towards him. Pointing a finger in his face, she snarled.
"And if you can't use them, why have them?" She said lowly, and Pit jumped back as she tried to grab a fist full of his feathers. "You're pretty fast...not fast enough!" She ran towards him, aiming for his wings again.
"Stop avoiding the inevitable!" She pulled out her weapon; cannon class, and aimed for the fluffy appendages attached to Pit's back.
"Mist! If you stop right now, you'll be let off easy!" Her friend yelled out.
"Screw that! Its not like her Holiness is gonna miss him!"
Pit frowned deeply. "Mist! Stop this! Do you really wish to anger Lady Palutena?!" He dodged another attack, tripping on his own feet. Falling back, he landed on someone.
"You just really care about these idiots. You could've stopped her by now, but you just have to be the friendly blockhead." Dark Pit muttered, Pit's eyes wide with shock.
"P-P-Pittoo?!" Pit shrieked, jumping up. "What are you doing here?! If Lady Palutena-"
"Screw that. Besides, she knows I'm here. In fact, she's been watching this fold out the entire time. She's kinda pissed at you."
"W-What?! Lady Palutena's angry?!"
"She said something like, 'Pit needs to stop being so forgiving. He needs to be more strict with angels like this!' Or something along those lines." Dark Pit stifled a laugh as he saw Pit tear up. "Its fine though. This gave me the chance to show this bitch who she's messing with." He snickered and walked forward, ignoring whatever Pit was saying about cursing and using proper language.
"You giving up already?! Something I'd expect from a-" she laughed, before she was cut off.
"Shut up." The angels gasped as they saw Dark Pit step forward. He took out his weapon, the famed Dark Pit Staff. "You'll be dealing with me." He flipped his hair, moving the bangs out of his face as he aimed at her.
"Who the hell are you?!"
"Someone you made the mistake of meeting," his expression hardened. "I usually wouldn't say something like this but," he began to charge up the staff. "Who in their right mind attacks their own Captain?! Its idiotic, and you're doing it for attention! You brazenly insult him, and treat him like crap." He shot at her, Mist barely dodging. "I won't let you do that. And you're not to touch him. He's mine." He fired a barrage of shots at her, some landing right on her wings. Hissing in pain, she lowered her weapon, glaring at him darkly.
"You dumb fuck! That doesn't even make any sense! 'He's mine'?! Just who do you think you are?!"
"I'm him. Who else?" He shot at her wings again, effectively hitting one of the joining bones. She shrieked and collapsed to the ground.
He smirked, spinning the staff and pointing it at her, making it glow with dark purple energy as he charged a beam. She winced, readying herself for the attack.
"Pittoo! Stop!" Pit yelled, slamming into him, causing the shot to shoot into the sky. "That's enough. She's obviously learned her lesson!"
"No she hasn't. After this, I'm quite sure she'll act out again. Which is why I myself will have a word with this unruly...being." Palutena interrupted, pulling Mist away from the crowd. "Introduce Pittoo, and I'll be sending you on your mission."
Pit and Pittoo looked at the group of angels, all staring in mild shock, fear, even interest. Pit grinned at them all.
"As your captain, I suppose I can't keep secrets from you all! And I expect the same in return! This is Pittoo. You can call him Dark Pit, BuraPit, or even Pit! We met in one of my adventures!" he said proudly, and the group of angels began to huddle together, listening intently.
"When I was fighting one of Hades servants, Pandora, I had to travel through her labyrinth! It was all sorts of scary! Fake paths, traps, everything! Maybe I can use that as a training course for all of you!" he laughed when some of them shivered. "But after going through various obstacles, I finally managed to find what Lady Palutena needed me to destroy. The Mirror of Truth! Of course, my first instinct was to break it, and when I did, out came Pittoo!" he said excitedly, hugging his other self. Ganymede raised his hand.
"Captain, considering the Mirror of Truth is supposed to show your real, dark emotions, is that what Dark Pit is?"
"Of course not! What happened was I didn't let the mirror fully see me, so of course, it couldn't fully make another me. Pittoo is probably part of me, but I like to think of him as his own being. And that's the story of Pittoo! So now, Lady Palutena should be-"
"Yes, I am. Its time for your mission, Pit! And because I felt it necessary, Pittoo will be coming along with you!"
"What?!" both of them yelled, one of excitement, one of terror.
Omake
"Hmph, the author is really slow with updating, isn't she?" Pittoo complained, polishing his staff.
Pit laughed. "Well, school is difficult Pittoo! I can't even imagine sitting in a classroom!"
"Didn't Lady Palutena teach you? The old hag must be getting lazy." Pittoo said, relishing in the upset expression Pit made.
"Her Holiness is not lazy! She is the most efficient, amazing goddess there is!"
"You bet. And perhaps, you would like to sit in school for a day, Pittoo? Hm? Its rather fun, don't you think?"
Suddenly, smoke flew everywhere, a cloaked figure appearing from a magic circle. The trio screamed in shock, huddling next to each other.
"W-Who are you?!" Pit screamed, eyes tearing up as he clutched at Palutena's dress.
"Heh...I am the author of this fic...and I have come to say," she breathed, eyes glowing. "Don't ever put the angels in school, Lady Palutena. Never. Never..." the smoke began to rise again as she disappeared, leaving the area as quiet as it had been before, save for their talking.
Pit smiled. "Well, no school, right Lady Palutena?"
"I guess so. The author seemed very precise in her words. So I'm guessing its for the best."
Author's Notes:
Hey there everyone. Been slow with updates, but decided to start here, considering that I had already gotten halfway through the chapter.
I'm not sure when I'll update everything else. And my Free! fanfiction is probs going in the dump. I hope you guys liked my appearance in the omake. Seriously, school isn't the best place to be, despite it deciding your future. I truly hate going to any sort of school. Or school. At all. And I'd never want that for Pit or Pittoo. It also would kinda make the story boring. Pit's a captain! He's got an army to train! Kind of.
Depending how the story goes, only a few angels will actually be left. Mist and Ganymede are already there. And please! Submit OCs! Not sure if anyone did though. I'll have to check.
I hope you all keep reading!