Chapter two: fools will be fools
1 April
Al awoke to a nipple twister from hell, a painful pressure on his crotch courtesy from Ed's knee. He opened his eyes only to see the face of Ed screaming "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY." He was fortunate to catch a glimpse of a large metal object in the shape of a wrench fly directly into Ed's large forehead. Checking to make sure he had not grown a second head, Ed continued to use some choice words usually ment for granny. Before Ed could finnish his sentence about Winry not being able to fix the straight side of granny's ass, he felt that his pants were pulled to his ankles followed by a unbelievable pain thanks to a well placed kick to the balls from AL. "Happy APRIL FOOLS DAY TO YOU TOO BROTHER" said Al. At the breakfast table Al decided to reviel his news to the rest of the family. '' I'm gay'' said AL. By this time Ed was at the point of a nervious break down, he procceded to bar the windows, and tied his brother to his chair making sure that his ass was furmly on the chair, and would not be going anywhere soon. '' Are you sure that you are gay, be carefull when you answer this... Cause if you are, I'm going to administer a powerfull kick to the crotch!'' Threatened ED. ''APRIL FOOLS!'' Said Al in his most diminishing voice.