** Kagami / Kuroko

"I don't think this is gonna fit," Kagami wipes a drop of sweat rolling down his forehead.

"It's okay. We tried it once before with Aomine-kun."

"But, but it's so tiny."

"It will stretch. And it's not that small."

"What if I rip it?"

Kagami gets smacked on the head.

"Ouch!"

"Will you stop worrying?" Kuroko scowls at him. "We don't have much time."

"Right. Fine. Just don't stay I didn't warn you."

He inserts the head first.

"I can't! This is just… ouch!"

He gets smacked again.

"Will you quit it with the abuse?!"

"Then stop being such a child, please. Do you want to get out there when you are like this?"

"Pushy brat!"

Two minutes later Kagami barges out of the changing room, wearing a shirt four sizes smaller than his own.

Kuroko exits after him, smiling at his vaguely blushing sempais. Bless Kagami for his innocence, this is just too much fun.