Chapter one is here! Enjoy the show because the insanity will begin!

Disclaimer: See prologue


Chapter 1: Foe yay, arrivals, remake complains, and a suicidal Roy

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"No, Roy. I am not kidding."

Roy's jaw only gaped. A few hours ago, Marth was surfing the internet when the news of the remake of Fire Emblem Gaiden came out. Worse, the news of Fire Emblem Heroes also came out and said bluenette decided to tell this happy news to Roy.

However, the result is very different.

"WHY ARE ALM AND CELICA HAVE A REMAKE?!" Roy bellowed.

"Well, because they are-" Marth suddenly stop talking when he saw Roy taking an umbrella with a sharp end and pointing the said sharp end to his throat.

"What the hell, Roy?!" Marth exclaimed, snatching the umbrella from Roy's hand. "Are you trying to commit suicide?!"

"What do you expect?!" The sulking redhead replied. Then, he snatched a dragon plushie and buried his face with it. "I wish my game have a remake! But those two beat me to the punch."

"Don't worry." Marth consoles his friend. "You will have your own when the time comes."

Roy sniffed at Marth's statement. "And by the way, will you stop watching Another?" Marth scolded.

"Why? I like that anime." Roy whined at the Hero King.

"Because you will get some crazy ideas about commiting suicide when you watch that show, like what you did a minute ago."

"Hehehe..."

"And you're not Yukari Sakuragi for your information."

"Hey! She accidentaly died when she was slipped while running in the flight of stairs and the sharp end of her umbrella impaled her throat." Roy explained.

"Spoiler."

"Ehh!"


"Master Roy, the first batch of smashers has arrived." The guard announced.

"Send them in"

The guard bowed and the door opened as Cloud, Shulk, and Pit came in, luggages on their hands.

"Welcome to Castle Pherae." Roy welcomed them. "I hope you enjoy your stay at the castle during the flower festival."

The three smasher eyed the surroundings with both curiousity and awe. "Where's your dad, Roy?" Pit asked.

"He is attending a meeting at Castle Ostia. And no, dad said to me that he will not entertain Lady Palutena because he is busy making errands."

"Oh, he's not here? I hope that he tries my pie that I baked with my whole heart." A voice said behind Roy and the redhead yelped as he turned and saw Palutena pouting.

"Um, Lady Palutena, with all due respect, I think that Roy's father doesn't want to see you because of what you did to him weeks ago." Shulk said to the Goddess. Palutena sulked at what he said.

"What do you mean?" Ike asked, approaching the newly arrivals.

"Lady Palutena blew up the smash kitchen while she is preparing some food for Lord Eliwood. You know what I mean." Pit explained.

"Oh! You mean that one time that Lord Eliwood visited the mansion for the first time." Ike said. "I remember that you fainted because it is the first time you see a gentleman nobleman, Lady Palutena." Pit said, hiding his giggles.

"But unfortunately, Marcus saw it immediately and told to me that mom will haunt dad in his dreams if she finds out that dad is cheating on her." Roy chimed in.

Palutena's face became red in embarassment. "Er...of course that I like your father, Roy."

"But admit it. You have a crush on him." Cloud deadpaned.

"Says the emo swordsman who has many slash fanfic between him and his arch nemesis." Palutena taunted at Cloud.

"Why you-"

"And the foe yay ensures." Marth said. "Are you coping with it, Cloud?"

"It's a nightmare." Cloud clutched his head with his two hands, pulling his hair. "Everyday, I recieved letters from fans that I must date Sephiroth or else they tell Zack that my favorite hobby is crossdressing."

"Blackmail much? But crossdressing IS your hobby, aren't you?" Ike mocked while hiding his laughter.

"Shut up, Ike!" Cloud sneers at Ike.

"By the way, whre are the others?" Roy asked, looking at the surroundings in case if any smashers coming.

"Master Hand said thay the others are arriving at evening, as well as our invited friends." Shulk explained. "So, it is a matter of time-" suddenly a knight interrupted them.

"Master Roy, Lady Eirika and Lord Ephriam of Renais has arrived." The knight announced.

The smashers looked at Roy with questioned looks. "What? Dad invited every Fire Emblem Lords in every continent!" Roy explained as footsteps are approaching near them.

"Wow, you've got visitors." A lady with aqua green hair said as she approaches the smashers. "Will you introduced them to us, Roy?"

"Ahem." Roy cleared his throat as he introduced the lady to the smashers. "The beautiful lady with green hair is Lady Palutena (Palutena waved at the lady), the angel is her guard, Pit."

"Hi!" Pit greeted.

"The blond haired swordsman in red is Shulk."

"Nice to meet you, milady." Shulk bowed.

"The other blond haired swordsman in black is Cloud. Like his name, he is moody and emo."

Cloud glared at Roy.

"And the third blond haired swordsman wearing in green tunic is Link. He's an elf."

"I'm NOT an elf, Roy! I'm a Hylian, for Hylia's sake!" Link commented. He only arrived an hour ago.

"Everyone." Roy said. "This is Lady Eirika of Renais. She is known as the 'Restoration Queen of Magvel'." He introduced her to the smashers.

"And I am her twin brother, Ephriam." A man who looked like Eirika aproach them.

"He is known as the 'Restoration King." Roy added.

"Roy, I thought that Lord Eliwood is inviting all the Lords and the smashers you talked about." Ephriam said then he looked at the smashers. "Are they all?"

"No, the others are arriving tonight." Marth said.

"Marth!" Eirika happily greeted Marth. "Is Caeda here?"

"She will be arriving tonight, along with others."

"Where's Lord Eliwood?" Ephriam asked.

"At the meeting." Ike replied.

"Ike!" Ephriam greeted, shooked his hands with Ike. "Nice to see you again!"

"Me too."

"So, what are we waiting for? Let's go inside!" Roy said. "I will take you to your respective rooms."


When Roy has taken all the guess to their respective rooms, more visitors began to arrived.

First are the Mario crew. Mario, Luigi, and Peach offered themselves to help the castle cooks in the kitchen which Roy happily accepted. Also, he notified Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong not to litter banana peels in the castle. Bowser promised to Roy that he will behaved himself while the koopalings only ignored the redhead's warnings about loitering the castle halls and disturbing the guards. Rosalina will help decorating the castle halls with flowers with Peach.

Second are the rest of the Zelda crew. Zelda offered herself to help Roy in greeting the visitors which he happily accept. Link is surprised to see the princess but snarls when he sees Ganondorf. If it weren't for Allan and Lance on standby, there will be a brawl going on.

The children are next to arrived. Lucas commented that the castle reminds him of the ruined castle back in his world and Roy assures him that there are no ghosts in the castle. The others only laugh at the statement.

Next is the Pokemon crew. Mewtwo, Lucario and Greninja said to Roy that they will keep an eye on the villains, as well as Charizard and Jigglypuff.

The Star Fox and the Kirby crew are next to arrived. Meta Knight only warned Kirby and Dedede not to gobble up all the foods in the festival. Fox and Falco only greeted Roy hi.

Samus, Captain Falcon, Olimar, Alph, Game and Watch, and R.O.B are arrived next. Zelda took care of them as she advised Roy to take a break.

Little Mac, Ryu, Dark Pit and Bayonetta arrived minutes later. Again, Zelda took care of them.

Finally, Master and Crazy Hand arrived.

"Where's Lord Pherae, Roy?" Master Hand asked Roy.

"In the meeting at Castle Ostia." Roy tiredly sighed. Everyone asked him that many times.

"It's time to PARTY!" Crazy hand shouted happily, circling his surroundings.

"CRAZY!" Master Hand bellowed. Then, he turned to Roy. "I must apologized in advance in case of some idiocity that my brother caused, Roy."

"I know." He sighed. Please somebody kill me now!


Lucina, the Robins, and the Corrins will be show up at the next chapter, as well as the rest of the Fire Emblem Lords and the friends of the smashers.

For those who do not know, Yukari Sakuragi is a character of the horror anime 'Another'. She is known as the 'Death of May', for she died in the month of May (see above for the cause of her death). I put it in this fanfic as a reference. I make Roy likes horror anime and movies. Also I like Another because of the story plot.

Fire Emblem Gaiden's remake is entitled 'Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia'. I currently played the original on my smartphone. Sadly, Fire Emblem Heroes app isn't available yet in the Philippines (stupid slow internet browsing!), but I will wait until Feb. 2 whether it is available or not.

Foe yay is a troupe for two enemies that are fighting each other but for the perspective of others, especially the fans, their actions are MORE than enemies (in a romantic way. Final Fantasy VII and Metal Gear has LOT of those). Also, I make Cloud stressed about the fanfics that he read about him and Sephiroth. I got the troupe from TV troupe website while I was writing this fanfic and again, for reference.

I don't know if I put all of the smashers, so please inform me if there is someone missing.

As always, criticism is welcome!